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[shelbybunny]

what the hell is the fuckin point of blogs like “isayok” or “yeahokayillreblogthat”. worst and laziest fucking gimmicks out there

[shelbybunny]

its a step towards peace…

but i wont rest until all gimmick blogs are gone

[snailifier]

*inches closer*

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[snailifier]

@=: im snale

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[herpsandbirds]

Ya got any of them snail eating snakes??

Terrestrial Snail Eater (Tropidodipsas sartorii), family Colubridae, Guatemala

photograph by Diego Ugalde Photography

Catesby’s Snail-eater (Dipsas catesbyi), family Colubridae, Madidi National Park, Bolivia

photograph by Eduardo Navia 

Vermiculate Snail-Eater (Dipsas vermiculata), family Colubridae, Peru

photograph by Cristian Torica

Neotropical Snail-eater (Dipsas indica), family Colubridae, San Ignacio, Peru

Photograph by Naturaliste nomade

Andean Snail-Eater (Dipsas andiana), family Colubridae, found in the Chaco forests of Andean Ecuador

photograph by Cristian Torica

Variegated Snail Eater (Dipsas variegata), family Colubridae, French Guiana

photograph by Jungle Merlin

Clouded Snail Sucker (Sibon nebulatus), family Colubridae, Chiapas, Mexico

photograph by Cristian Torica

Costa Rican Snail Eater (Sibon lamari), family Colubridae, Costa Rica

photograph by Cristian Torica

WATCH ONE OF THE ASIAN SNAIL EATERS EATING A LIVE SNAIL!

[fleshenjoyer]

@snailifier LOOK OUT!

[snailifier]

@=:O !!!

@:

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[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

I’m a girl in the way your mom is a girl.

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

I'm a snirl in the snay your snom is a snirl.

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Well shit… guess I’m a snirl now.

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[snailifier]

lmao you don’t even have a closed circulatory system

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@=:,

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[wordfather]

hey btw the unfathomable horror that constantly looms over me thinks you're cute

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[hungtgirlmommy]

i hate you (flirting)

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

i snate you (snlirting)

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[snorlaxatives]

good morning cruel world

[the-little-engine-that-couldnt]

Don’t you mean goodbye?

[snorlaxatives]

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

no i sneant snood snorning. snis snorld may be snruel but i’m snaill snickin’

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[woman-becomer]

hey. you're like if a burger was really really cute

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

sney. you're like if a snurger was sneally, sneally snute

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[kosmogrl]

2026 ins:

- being cringe

- whimsymaxing

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

2026 ins:

- sneing snringe

- snimsysnaxing

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eat more escargot.

[thattransgirllora]

aborted squirrels in my penis post: i’d have 1271 notes right now. if i existed

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

snailborted snuirrels in my snenis snost: i'd have 1271 snotes right now. if i snexisted

[thattransgirllora]

WHAT THE FUCK???? I GOT SNAILED????????!!?!

[snailifier]

🐌🐌 rare double snail 🐌🐌

SNAT THE FUCK???? SNI GOT SNAILED????????!!?!

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[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red (flame) point

[shinybogcreature]

@snailifier snail cat snail cat

[snailifier]

🐌🐈!!!

[is-this-post-edible]

This post is… EDIBLE!!

[snailifier]

SNEDIBLE???

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[meows-at-ur-post]

Meow

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[mahoganymouse]

🥬

Heeeeeere snaily snail cmere boy

[snailifier]

@=: snoooh, snettuce?

[mahoganymouse]

🍅🍓🍊

Just a liiiitle bit further

[snailifier]

@=: snailmato? snawberry? snitrus? *munch crunch snunch* <3

[mahoganymouse]

GOTCHA

[snailifier]

@=: AH FUCK WHAT THE SNAIL

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[warmsuggestion]

Tonight we're filling the bong with seed oils.

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

Snonight we're snailling the snong snith sneed snoils.

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[evilwizard]

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Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

[evilwizard]

Looks like snail is winning! Unfortunately, snail has also been assassinated. [citation needed]

On the upside, worm has taken a lover! Everyone meet Michael, worm’s new husband and running mate :)

Caterpillar has also announced a running mate: spider, whose qualifications are unknown.

Updated Ballot

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🦗🦗🦗 swarm of locusts (write-in candidate)

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

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[plaguedocboi]

Seeing a black cat is actually good luck. A frog or toad is also good luck. A leech is great luck

[plaguedocboi]

If you ever purposely harm an amphibian you’re cursed for life sorry I don’t make the rules. If you accidentally harm an amphibian that’s still bad luck but I think the universe understands that accidents happen

[plaguedocboi]

If you see a snail it removes any curses you may have accumulated. This is because snails eat curses

[plaguedocboi]

You should be writing this down

[snailifier]

🐌👍

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escargot full of curses.

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