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obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
priorwaltering:
WHY AM I SO MISERABLE. i mean i know the answer is ‘major depression’ but that’s a boring answer, can’t we mix it up a little
In relationships, there is always a side that holds on when the other starts drifting away, I don’t know which side I was but I know that I was never the one who gave up first.
A.A.Roses (via wnq-writers)
bakedly:
people who show you new music are important
Honestly, I don’t need someone who sees the good in me. I need someone who sees the bad in me and still wants me.
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It’s All in the Details XI
Here you go, another 16 questions to think about your muse. Fill in or ask others to send them to your inbox.
How easy is it for them to change their mind?
Does your muse keep eye contact when talking, or do their eyes wander?
Do they care how other view and think of them?
How far ahead do they plan or do they just go with the flow?
How quickly do they make decisions, both small and important?
How strongly do they live in the moment? Is there always a part of them thinking of other things, or do they give themselves fully to the experience?
Would they like to live forever? Why, why not?
How aware are they of their weaknesses? Is it easy for them to admit them?
Do they tend to see the bigger picture, or are they more likely to delve into details?
How committed are they, be it decisions, relationships or life goals?
How well do they read people?
How do they view themselves in relation to people around them? Do they think themselves better, worse or equal to them? Why?
What are their thoughts on changes? Would they prefer things to stay as they were, or do they like it when new things come around?
Do they see things as they are or as they would like them to be?
What’s their role in a party? Are they entertaining everyone, looking after people, arrange the whole thing, or maybe they’re just sitting at home?
Do they ever dwell in their past, both positive and negative memories?