☯Zuu☯

Queen of Bad Themes butalso I moved to Flowerkult mad long ago

[pennbadgleysjawline]

[cubstearns-blog]

Nobody likes you, Larry.

[malvernhills]

[geftheshittalkingmongoose]

Cake Boss in a nutshell...

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

[chonce]

What would you do if you were a girl for a day? +

[ven0moth]

mom i need u to leave

[pokemon-personalities]

lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’

[charmdog]

my heart says yes but my mom says no

[aidn]

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

[watchthelightfade]

people might not want to be called dude

[aidn]

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

[surirn-blog]

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

[aidn]

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

[jackvsinger]

[octopussoir-]

[spookyghostgal-deactivated20151]

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

[normalshrimp]

indie teen song first draft

*ukulele begins*

hey girl ya know you look so good

eating pizza on the couch in your star wars hoodie

let’s cuddle and play mario kart

and just blog about our sweaters and our mason jars

*tambourine fades in*

I LOVE YOUR LITTLE FLORAL DRESS

AND YOUR FUCKIN SHOES AND YOUR HAIR

AND I LOVE YOUR GLASSES AND YOUR TONGUE PIERCING

EVEN THOUGH MY MOM SAYS TONGUE PIERCINGS ARE TRASHY

WHAT DOOOESSSS SHHEE KNOOOWWWW ANYWAY

WHAT DOOESSSS MY MOM KNOW ANYWAY

[gnarly]

its weird how you can have friends, but also have no friends at the same time

[emma-soup]

[alisonzai]

[flowury]

please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on

[vampirevvekend-deactivated20190]

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it