[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[superchat]

[byjove]

elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than shrews

[trashbagscollection]

[byjove]

it’s shrew. I mean true.

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

I! HATE! BEING! GAY! NONE Of the 50 year old men i sext even ACT like MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING MAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[malisaurusrex]

...what?

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

What's not clicking

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[karmacamilleon]

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

[karmacamilleon]

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

[bisexualmagnum]

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[wordfather]

me when i fucking GET you

[wordfather]

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[rain-droplet]

who turned them german mid tag ?

[dastardlywlw]

how do you know they were transformed midday?

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this