Souped Up

There once was a girl named Emma Who had a slight dilemma; She tried to write A poem all night But nothing else rhymed with "Emma."

[micdotcom]

[minigeist]

The green lights are some kind of fishing operation, they attract specific creatures.. squid, i think?? Saw it on What On Earth

[tinaseh]

[animalsinraingear]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

wow

[joshpeck]

they did that

[trainthief]

here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass 

[nevver]

The woman who never existed, Anja Niemi

[gilmoregirlsoutofcontext]

The original Luke/Lorelai shippers

[oganneb]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

Very good

[unclefather]

Almost TOO good

[emma-soup]

when do you graduate?

idk like april? i finished uni yesterday

[missboston1399]

My annoying landlord

I pay this bitch $1800 every fucking month and all she do is complain about is “making too much noise walking around” so I brought a dog whistle and blow it all hours of the day & night now I complain how much her dog barks and keep me up

[tarynel]

That is the ultimate petty move and I applaud you

[fonzworthcutlass]

This is great.

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

PEA PESTO PASTA WITH SUN-DRIED TOMATOES & ARUGULA (VEGAN + GF)

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[screenshotsofdespair]

[emma-soup]

Australian: making my way down town

Australian: walking fast

Magpie: aggressive bird noises

Australian: walking faster

[flecked]

my favourite thing about australia is when a person needs to get off the bus but the back door doesn’t open and the whole bus just goes ‘BACK DOOR’ all together

[kraftcheese]

it’s weird watching Australian dramas on the ABC because no matter how good they are (some are quite good) there will always be an actor who was on Playschool who turns up and throws you off

[nicolauda]

Did you know Supré means slut in French?

Ancient Australia proverb, whispered by children in primary schools across the land. (via vegemiteprincess)

[nessa007]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]