The pirates who work to slow

This blog is going to be about a Web comic started by two teenagers who have to much time on their hands, and many dreams about pirates

[esmereldathecat-blog]

DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE

*Hisses*

[esmereldathecat-blog]

SO I SEE EVEN CATS PREFER THE PAVI

Cats love the Pavi!

[dollyx]

[esmereldathecat-blog]

dollyx:

Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.

She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.

One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.

Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.

The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

[octopussoir-]

[maisaki]

why can’t i be a fucking mermaid

[pea-ce]

Guys I’m a mermaid

[weirddirection-blog]

I always reblog when a mermaid is on my dash.

[dolldelight]

Follow me and my work.

[luutopia]

[mirandaidk]

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

[positivestress]

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

[sunflowerarms]

Must reblog for that comment

[cerebralwhimsy-deactivated20130]

ahahaha yes.

[sokpomidorowv]

the comment.

[marcholasmoth]

reblogging because of that comment

[diamondparagraphs]

^this

[intricateorganizedchaos]

crying because perfect comment is perfect

[nostalgicteenss]

okay yup like everyone else above

[iwantsomethingbadforme]

[stand-stop-look-know]

WOW!!!!

[thegirlwiththedragonairtattoo]

[horrorfemme]

Fact: On my way to work yesterday I was wondering how long it would be before they did this.

[sweepmeoffmyfeet-deactivated202]

So now we don’t even need men to have kids.

[starryvibes]

Found the full article.

also holy shit man, science is so cool.

[cookieroach-deactivated20161108]

AW YEEEEEEEEE

YEEEE LET THIS BE TRUE YESSSSSSSSSS

[lilaira]

Olga : „nie myśl o tym…”

[piecesofpascal]

“Ask a gentern who they prefer. 10 out of 9 will say the Pavi!”

[esmereldathecat-blog]

BE NICE TO KYRAH'S ROOM SO SHE CAN COME OVER WORRY FREE OR ELSE

Never! She shall live with the wrath of all of her clothing on the floor!

[esmereldathecat-blog]

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My stuffed mouse that lights up when I throw it.

[esmereldathecat-blog]

Mom..this is why you dont leave

So my mom decided that she would leave for a day and hang out with her friend and spend the night well I didnt like that so I tore down every dress in her closet and knocked down all of her knick knacks to her bed...Mom was not the happiest person in the world but now she knows what happens when she leaves for a day...shes leaving again tomarow she wont be able to update for me but I plan to do many evil tings to her room while shes gone.

[tatianamaslies]

[itsdaisyhater]

you must reblog every sunday

[doctorblue4tardis-blog]

Reblogging, Just because it’s sunday

[martiniprincess-blog]

Three minutes past. I could’ve avoided this lul.

[gloucesterroad]

It is Sunday. Therefore, it is relevant.

[eastdakota]

every sunday

[dreams-of-beauty-blog-blog]

oh its sunday, time to reblog

[tossmymagicgoldenhair]

I’m going to hell

[merverb]

yes

[esmereldathecat-blog]

My brother Kiba and my sister Oncie

So when my human first had an idea about me having a blog it was when this happened you see I sat at the bottom of that ladder forever because they wouldn't tell me how to get up there.  My family is so helpful right? 

She also thought it would be fun to show everyone how my look on life is..like when she dances around the house like and idiot singing about ponies or the mafia so I find her quite odd at times but I love her anyway shes a pudgey short women who I like to trip and pull down all her clothes out of her closet. (She has little freak outs as I do it I just stare at her when she starts to clean it up I even hide some of her clothes she just found a shirt that I dragged behind her dresser the other day) Anyway she will be writing for me because its hard to type with paws and shes much faster any way. 

The orange cat is Kiba and the black cat is Oncie she has a broken tail its all wrapped around its self and its been like that sense she was born.

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[tequila-and-boys]

sad to see this, but i think everyone needs to see the facts about the society we live in

[im-fighting-through]

Reblog it every time 

[mutaharus]

[chubby-bunnies]

I have finally come to the conclusion and acceptance that you can’t change anyone else’s opinion. You can’t make other people accept you for who you are. You can’t force other people to be okay with your body. People are always going to have their opinions, good and/or bad. The only thing that you can do is accept YOU for YOU. Accept your lumps. Accept your curves. Accept your build. Eventually your self-acceptance will turn in to self-love and you’ll realize that no one else’s opinions on your weight, or how you look, matter anymore. Love yourself, bunnies, because you’ll only ever be you. 

Ashley, 18 years old and wearing a size 22/24. 

And I can finally love me for me. 

Here if you need support or just a chat: 

http://diaryofafauxredhead.tumblr.com/