EssenceofEvil

Tj. 25 years old. Theatre professional in BC, Canada. Often NSFW. I post what I want.

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Nvr frgt

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more animal posts?

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@essenceofevil you one day

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Natalie Dormer recording the voice of Dr. Lexi T’Perro in Mass Effect: Andromeda.

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@passionateenmity I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A THING

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Background : Our party is against murder so our ranger always carries tons of ropes as after we beat someone, we usually just tie them up. One time, the party is fighting a flying magic sword but unfortunately we keep rolling bad and some members almost died. 

Ranger (OOC) : How do I roll to attempt catching the sword with my rope like in a rodeo?

DM : I’d need you to roll wisdom and then dex. 

Ranger : I can actually do that? [Rolls a success] 

DM : Ranger ties a knot with his rope and threw his new lasso around the blade and it wraps around the blade.

DM (OOC) : What now, though?

Ranger (OOC) : I don’t know how this solves anything honestly

Ranger (OOC) : But yeehaw

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“Most dangerous monster? Well, vampires are pretty easy–just carry pencils. Ghosts are mostly irritants, werewolves collapse at silver, and dragons keep to themselves… Naw, it’s one no one expects. It’s–”

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OUR CHIEF WEAPON IS SURPRISE

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Chrono Trigger #Love

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THEY’RE ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER

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Don fuck wit my crew

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When you’re unarmed for a fair portion of the beginning of Resident Evil 7

The instant moment you pick up your first Handgun

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@essenceofevil AHAHAHAHAHAHAJEJDNSKS

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HAHAHAHAHA

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this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

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[kyleehenke]

no matter how many years it’s been, I cannot hear the chocobo theme song without screaming LegendaryFrog’s lyrics in my head

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I didn’t know how much I needed this validation

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I AM PLAYING THROUGH FF6 AND I'VE NEVER RELATED TO SOMETHING MORE @passionateenmity

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as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!

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i reblogged this to my main too but y'all need to see this

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This is honestly the best doggo video I have ever seen seriously this video could cure cancer. I full on squealed or laughed like more then once @passionateenmity

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i like how im a good deal into the game and yet still have no idea what team skull’s motivation is. theyre just kind of there, doing inexplicable shit like this

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I love them.

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Holy shit I need this game

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THE MIDDLE ONE OMG