What would the boys be like playing cards against humanity?
Another brilliant ask, I feel like cards against humanity would be right up the demons alley. I’m trying to keep this as clean as I possibly can (which is a challenge with CAH) so I apologise if this isn’t exactly what you had in mind.
Thought this would be a sweet game about frail, delicate human life.
Absolutely horrified the second the first card is drawn.
Blushes every time he has to read something dirty.
Can’t believe humans are this filthy and aggressive.
Smacks his brothers if they take it too far or seem like they’re enjoying it too much (looking at Mammon here).
Secretly proud whenever his card is picked as the winner.
Always picks your card as the winner when it’s his turn because he can’t face reading them all aloud.
Makes everyone swear that Diavolo will never hear about this.
Thinks it’ll be a gambling card game and can’t wait to play.
Even more excited once he realises what it is.
Pretends like he’s unfazed by the filth but you catch his blush.
Whoever made this game is a genius and begins plotting to release a Devildom version that will make him a millionaire too.
Lucifer will absolutely not stand for Mammon releasing a Devildom version, as shown by his punch.
Gets offended whenever you don’t pick his card as the winner.
Always picks your card but insists that yours is the funniest and it’s absolutely not because you’re his favourite.
Already knew what the game was because he’s seen Deviltubers and Youtubers play it online.
Can’t wait to blog about getting to play it.
Tries to make witty jokes with the cards and gets mad when the stupid ones win over his.
Explains all the human pop culture references to his normie brothers.
Suggests things Mammon can include in his version. All of which are TSL related.
Not fazed by the filth because he’s ‘stumbled’ into smut fanfictions before.
The game best be good because he’s stopped reading for this.
Takes total delight in Lucifer being uncomfortable with the game.
His cards usually get chosen because they’re the funniest.
Tries to make Lucifer mad with what he puts down but covers his back with ‘it’s part of the game’.
Keeps his judging fair for everyone but refuses to let Mammon or Lucifer win. Not even once.
Takes you a long time to convince him to play. He was doing a face mask.
Squeals in delight once he realises its filled with absolute filth.
Makes everyone uncomfortable with his cards.
Finds even the dirtiest of cards ‘tame’ compared to what he’s done before.
Everyone agrees to just not read his cards out. He doesn’t care because he gets to see his brothers blush.
Adores it whenever you put a dirty card down.
Banned from playing this game again too.
Lured him into playing by making a trail of snacks to the table.
Nearly chokes when he reads the first card.
Too pure for this and his bright pink face lets everyone know.
Apologises after every card he puts down.
Glares at any of his brothers who make you read something dirty out loud.
You pick his cards to win out of sympathy because he’s obviously uncomfortable.
Asks not to play the game after Asmo makes a comment about his abs and one of the cards.
Started to fall asleep as the cards were being dealt.
Woke up as soon as he read his cards.
His darker side is absolutely loving this.
Wants to win more than anything. It’s the longest any of you had seen him awake.
Likes the twisted and violent cards more than the dirty ones.
Sulks when you pick someone else’s card.
Wants to play as often as possible.