I'm falling in love with your favourite sooohoong...
And like seven people asking us to marry them everyday. At the least. We’d be ruling the world, gosh. Ha, as if. Charlie isn’t even giving me free ice cream. But in the long run, it’s smart of her. because she’d lose an awfully big amount of money by me stuffing my face with ice cream.
Oh God, yes. Let’s found a charity organisation, Stelle. We’d collect signatures against the discrimination of nuts and bananas and make the world a better place. Uh-uh. I could’ve met Angelina Jolie and you’d still be my best woman. We’re talking the same batshit crazy language, girl. So is mine and I feel like it’s going pretty well too. Look at us, Stelle. Would you have thought we’d both be ever in an established relationship? Hell yes. Cookianity sounds better. I’m a proud Cookianist.
Seven? Please, there would be at least eight. We would! All the more reason for it to happen. I mean, the world needs crazy people like us ruling it! I'm sure she would if you smiled really sweetly on your birthday, though. That is very true. Cause giving it to you one time would be setting the expectation and that wouldn't be good. BUT you could be like a walking advertisement. Carrying around her ice cream and stuff.
That is an amazing idea. We could put up signs in the produce sections of grocery stores and markets and stuff. It'll be great. You are the bestest friend a girl could ask for, Hippie Girl. No one else understands my particular brand of crazy. Or at least puts up with it for this long. ...I bet it's cause I have dolphin friends, isn't it? Nope. I would have laughed in my face if I went back in time and told myself that I was dating Sam. But if I told myself about you and Charlie, I would act like a goof toward you two until you got together. Me, too. We should spread it around La Paz and then make it the national religion when we're the world rulers. Psh, that's totally not oppression.
