Lunacy

[anxietyproblem]

[thememedaddy]

[insomniac-arrest]

I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.

[sqgworld]

The funniest thing about that is the fact that neuroimaging of elephant brains have proved that they think that we – humans – are cute in exactly the same way. They most likely want to squish and cuddle us the way we want to do with puppies based on the firing of their neurons.

[insomniac-arrest]

This is so important to me.

Actually hatebros, “survival of the fittest” means you have to make as many friends as possible in one lifetime. Naruto understands Darwinism better than you.

(These images are sourced from ethical places to interact with elephants)

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

reblogging for “Naruto understands Darwinism better than you”

[thememedaddy]

[zigdirty]

Holy shit this person captured it all so effortlessly and succinctly.

Microsoft is an overpriced bag of shit that everyone apparently cannot live without.

[animentality]

[thebreakfastgenie]

You know what helps children who might financially qualify for free lunch but whose families are unable to navigate the paperwork to receive it? Universal free lunch, available to all students.

The governor of Minnesota brought universal free lunch and breakfast to that state. You might have heard of him. He's running for vice president.

[thememedaddy]

[esthergal220]

This is the hunger games level anxiety. I would totally let someone volunteer for me. Lol.

[animentality]

[esthergal220]

Lol

[thememedaddy]

[esthergal220]

I have finally reached the age of "relate."

[animentality]

[soberscientistlife]

[aceferatu]

[thememedaddy]

[liberalsarecool]

Making Brett Kavanaugh cry is very presidential.

[my-midlife-crisis]

[esthergal220]

After i read the bible as an adult, i quit church....its a fake collection of "believers" the real ones are giving, not complaining about these people taking.

[thememedaddy]

[esthergal220]

Come on google and facebook AI. I know youre capable

[anxietyproblem]

[esthergal220]

Hahahaha. Millenials are parents of teens. We know they dont like us. Lmao.

[anxietyproblem]