laugh with me. breathe with me.

Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you were once a FAILURE. Your FRIENDS AND FAMILY from your universe are GONE. Your session has been GLITCHED and CANNOT BE WON OR RESET. You were STUCK, but SAVED and are now FREE.

[estrangedegbert]

i think if romney wins, it'd be as good a time as any to kick off a session of sburb. any volunteers?

[estrangedegbert]

just for youuuu!

aw thanks, jade! 

[estrangedegbert]

(hey ur cute.)

[noep]

[jadeinsleep]

(one more cutie patootie i need to introduce:

look at johnmun (estrangedegbert) what a cutie pie. Freaking adorbs and everything. c: )

[estrangedegbert]

nooo

noep

[jadeinsleep]

(yes.  yeeeessss~) 

[estrangedegbert]

shut your liar mouth

nooooo

[estrangedegbert]

Welcome back mun.

[thank you anonymous person! :) ]

[jadeinsleep]

(one more cutie patootie i need to introduce:

look at johnmun (estrangedegbert) what a cutie pie. Freaking adorbs and everything. c: )

[estrangedegbert]

nooo

noep

[estrangedegbert]

to anyone still following i would like to just have a moment to introduce the wonderful mun of jadeinsleep

lookie at dis cutie

that’s her in a laundry basket

how fuckin adorbs is that? the cutest darling ever i swear.

[jadeinsleep]

(omfg you werent joking about using that pic.  i adore you.)

[estrangedegbert]

qt pie

[estrangedegbert]

to anyone still following i would like to just have a moment to introduce the wonderful mun of jadeinsleep

lookie at dis cutie

that's her in a laundry basket

how fuckin adorbs is that? the cutest darling ever i swear.

[vozotroz]

I just have a lot of feelings towards this song

[grayconscience-deactivated20121]

I’ve 8een looking forever!  Sweeps and sweeps.  It’s getting a little ridiculous to be honest.

8uuuuuuuut I think I found someone.  Go fucking figure, it’s Aradia of all people.  Ugh.  Awkward.

[estrangedegbert]

Oh geez. i think i can relate a little...

well heck, it's better than nobody right? go talk to her! 

[grayconscience-deactivated20121]

I think so.  I don’t know any details, 8ut one minute I was dead and the next 8oom!  Alive on an empty planet.  It sucks!  It’s pro8a8ly 8ecause of SGRU8, though.  Everything is 8ecause of that.

[estrangedegbert]

Christ. that's... pretty terrible, actually. there's seriously nobody left on your planet at all? how long have you been looking...?

oh yeah. that game... definitely. ugh...

how're you holding up?

[grayconscience-deactivated20121]

Well whatever, any John.  I haven’t talked to any8ody in sweeps.  Not you, not another troll, no8ody!  It’s 8een lonely and 8oring and really fucking stupid.  The planet is just empty.

I’ve 8een sailing around trying to find someone, anyone.  8uuuuuuuut like I just said, there’s no8ody to 8e found.

[estrangedegbert]

really? nobody? I know how much that sucks...

why's the planet empty, though? is it your home planet after sburb or what...?

[grayconscience-deactivated20121]

Heeeeeeeey John!  Wow, 8een a long time since I’ve seen YOU a8out.

It’s going gr8, as gr8 as everything always is.  I’m actually a8out to see my hive for the first time in sweeps.  It’s 8een a long time since I was 8ack.

[estrangedegbert]

that it has, though if you're referring to me specifically or another john in particular, i'm not sure. all the same, it's great seeing you around.

is that right? been out of town a while? 

[grayconscience-deactivated20121]

gardengneutron started following you

exquisitelyb100 started following you

estrangedegbert started following you

abandonedautomaton started following you

ahabsiconoclast started following you

seeroftentacles started following you

Wow, really?  All of you at once?  Whatever, I AM pretty much amazing.  You made the right choice in hitting that follow button.

Welcome to my 8log, even though it’s literally five minutes old.  I guess you just can’t contain yourselves!  I wouldn’t either, given half a chance to follow myself. ::::)

[estrangedegbert]

and hello to you too, Vriska. you're certainly in good spirits today.

how's it going?

[athena404art]

and this happens when you do not know how to draw backgrounds…

A bit of john/rose for a change! :D

I really like vriska but these two are just way too awesome toguether!

Just remember the “chat” they had in the castle, with john was so nervous ecause karkat’s ship chart and say al these things~ The derp just propose to marry her without thinking~♪! but we couldn’t know wether she declined him or not… damn rose why did you have to go all grimdark!! xD

gotta go to sleep now, there are so many books that wouldn’t be read by themselves… curse the day I finally decided to go to college… =_=

[estrangedegbert]

ooc: So I'm thinking about resetting this John.

My muse for him is fairly catatonic right now, and I barely have anyone for him to interact with, given that the people I often have him interact with have their own things to do. I want to let him keep memories of certain people, but I'm trying to revamp him mostly so I can find motivation to still rp with him. If there's any changes anyone thinks I should make, please let me know and I'll do my best. 

[einfachschrecklich]

Have some more dorky John/Rose comic.

PS: Of course her name is Casey.