cannot express the level to which i do not ship declan and adam romantically but also would read 500,000 words just about them being TERRIBLE friends who are absolutely horrible enablers with no sense of how to offer emotional support or express concern like a rational human being
declan: hey parrish. heard you won’t have time to sleep because you’ve made study blocks for the next 72 hours. i just want to say godspeed. here
adam: what is this
declan: it’s a liquid caffeine supplement. one squirt in your water bottle is like a shot of espresso. you can empty the whole thing with all 1100 milligrams of caffeine and as long as you don’t end up in the hospital you’ll be alert for a week
adam: i genuinely honest to god think doing cocaine might be healthier. i accept. thank you so much
