Welcome to Tea

~ I'm just eternally damned, aren't I?~ 20 physically male mentally identifies as...? depends on who's out for the day...

[psychicbingbong]

I am the girl anachronism

[spectrumcore]

ladies can be little a evil. as a treat.

[cundtcake]

[waytoomuchinformation]

XOXO

[greatpretending]

Making friends on tumblr is weird. It’s like “Hi, I don’t know where you’re from but I know your kinks and exactly how depressed you were last Tuesday.”

[tlirsgender]

Hozier is just like "I'm a corpse in the woods I have a complicated relationship with religion and I'm tastefully horny" and we all collectively went "same"

[eternallydamnedsowelcometotea]

Why are there beer cans in the bathroom trash?

Had to do something while doing my enema...

[pattyisaparadox]

[yuck]

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[unsuspectedsunrise]

You ever just wanna go home but nowhere feels like home anymore

[littleboyrambles-deactivated202]

i wanna have someone who i can just talk to, talk about my day and talk about dumb things and have them play with my hair or hold me as they listen intently to what i’m saying.

i want someone who’ll snuggle with me and pull me away from all my stressors in life and just hold me and whisper sweet nothings to me as they comfort me.

i want someone who’ll listen when i babble incoherently and be like “oh really? is that so?”

i want someone who will tell me i’ve been good for doing basic tasks or necessities.

i want someone to play with my hair and kiss my forehead and say “you’ve been so good for me little one”

can i just??? have that???

[pippa-xr-deactivated20190312]

[allteenhumor]

I got fired from the sperm bank

I can’t figure out why, it might have been that every time someone left I said “Thank you for coming”

[danger]

[onelittlekingdom]

When They Break The Rules:

One Time: Testing boundaries. Courting punishment. Needing attention. 

Two Times: Testing boundaries. Courting punishment. Needing attention. Trying my patience.

Three Times: Disrespect. 

I get that you need to test your boundaries and I get that breaking rules gets me to focus on you, but you’ve submitted to me, and I expect you to honor that. 

JerseyDaddy🌹

[realifedreamgirl]

pika pika. bitch

[she-is-like-no-other-deactivate]

Lmao

[waytoomuchinformation]

Just stay right down there.