Noah Kahan
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@ethan--kent
Nah, it’s cool. To each their own and everything. I mean, it’s not really my problem if someone out there doesn’t eat chicken for whatever reason - or maybe for no reason at all. I just don’t understand it, is what I’m saying. And I never will. But it’s their choice, so…I gotta respect that, I guess.
But that just means more chicken for you, right?
Yes, thank you. It’s so great to know someone else freaking understands. Like, yeah, it’s a small issue when it comes to the grand scheme of things, but to me…it’s pretty important.
And if you set your mind to it, I'm sure you can figure out a way to fix this small but grand issue.
Yeah, I do. I literally never see you around, so I mean.Â
Well, that's a two-way street you're walking down buddy.
Like next week. You still go to this school?
Uh, yeah...last time I checked.
Do you?Â
Bingo.
So when are you leaving?
Guess who’s going to New York for a week and shadowing his dad at his new law firm?
Just taking a wild guess here but maybe you?
There are actually people in this world who actively chose not to eat chicken. I don’t understand.
You're right, dude.Â
Those people are insane.
text → ethan
Rhiley: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA u joker
Rhiley: treat me nice or ill punch your junk so hard even your sperm will begin crying
Ethan: i'm already cringing
Ethan: i missed you, man
text → ethan
Rhiley: by that do you mean me
Rhiley: are you treating me like an object kent
Rhiley: same
Ethan: yes i do mean you
Ethan: i'll treat you however i want to treat you, thomas
text → ethan
Rhiley: SO YOU ADMIT IT
Rhiley: be honest ur a virgin by MY choice o:)
Rhiley: that's vague don't be vague do i mean nothing to you
Ethan: don't be pretentious Rhi
Ethan: I could totally hit that whenever and wherever I wanted
Ethan: idk there's nothing to tell though. I've just been around.
text → ethan
Rhiley: where's my favorite virgin been all this time
Ethan: listen, i'm a virgin by choice okay?
Ethan: I've been.. around.
I'm back.Â
I didn’t sneeze but thanks, I really needed that today.
Why? Is something wrong?
Oh wait, I don't care.
Scheide.
Bless you.
Wel… no…
Aw, come on.Â
Don't tell me there isn't a girl here that you wouldn't fuck silly.
Nathan and I split up and now I’m in a deep ‘fuck-the-world’ phase which I’m taking literally. I’m trying to fuck the entire world.
Every. Last. Person.
Am I on that list of people?Â
Uh… alright. I don’t pay much attention either, but I can tell you there was supposed to be a Halloween party but it never happened. Not really sure why.
Aw, damn. I should have had a halloween party!
More chances to fuck some beautiful girls, am I right man?Â
