Ethan

Your local freak hiiiiii

[stargazingcrowboy]

I really hate it when my parents are home at the same time as me. like why are you here. why are you in My Vicinity.

if my parents are present at home when they’re not supposed to be it really annoys me bc like. damn. there goes my quality time of Doing Nothing All Day

[boys-infected]

all men do is disappoint me like fuck you actually bro you could've just said no

[boys-infected]

tmi isn't real I'd take a shower with you so you wouldnt be lonely

[quertion]

ight 3 2 1 put away clothes lets go

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[redlipstickboy]

why's all petplay here either puppyboys or bunnyboys. what about petplay where I'm your old as shit hamster and you try to keep me safe and alive while I get stuck in ill-adviced spaces and eat inedible things. Yes I have tried therapy

[star-fxcker-b1tch]

Do the circles under my eyes and shitty guyliner turn you on?

[certifiedboyfailure]

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Instead of developing AI they should invent a testosterone cigarette

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[lilw3irdo]

no i didn’t go to sleep i was jerking off for the last 2 hrs

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[onionflavoredbread]

hmo date idea: infodumping then making out

[valeofveils]

i hate blond men. why am i sexually attracted to them

[redlipstickboy]

your earbuds don't work because you're a bad person

[bewitchingtwilight]

im so fucking dizzy (all i had in the past 24 hours was tea and a caramel frappe) ((whydoidothistomyself))

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[valeofveils]

ok bye guys im gonna go jerk off my invisible dick

[onionflavoredbread]

the mentally ill yearn for caffeine