Ethan White.

My names Ethan. I'm from Portland, Oregon. Anything else you want to know you could just ask.

[louistommo-obviously-blog]

"Um, who cares?"

[ethannwhite]

"You're way too pretty to not be polite. I'm Ethan" he reached out a hand.

[louistommo-obviously-blog]

“Jesus fucking christ-are you one of those annoying hippie types?”

[ethannwhite]

"Um manners?"

[falaheewrites]

Is there even such a thing as a recycle bin in this house? And hey, long showers are the best showers.

[ethannwhite]

Yes, I personally made sure we got one. No long showers aren't necessary. It may feel nice but conserving works. Shower with a buddy. 

[ethannwhite]

"I really wish you people would recycle more in this house. And not just throw shit anywhere you want to. And don't even get me started on how long everyone takes a shower and wastes water."

[idontcareifyoudontbelieveme]

[spankcody]

Did you know that if you blow the waiter at TGI Fridays during his break, he’ll give you free potato skins? Today’s a good day!

[ethannwhite]

Did you blow him because you were horny or because you were hungry?

[vox-populi1x1]

So I can buy like, fifty dildos and leave it under every gay man’s pillows. I’ll be the cock fairy, it’ll be amazing.

[ethannwhite]

Are you fucking with me? or are you being serious right now?

[vox-populi1x1]

To kill time. Anyway, I’m fine really, just looking for any phallic looking objects I can sell for fifty bucks on Ebay, what about yourself, sweetheart?

[ethannwhite]

Why do you need the cash so urgently?

[rileyryder]

There is no such thing as a good pick up line.

[ethannwhite]

I'm sorry but did I do something to your cereal this morning?

[jake--edwards-deactivated201405]

Well, start with whatever you find appropriate yourself. I’m a very open minded guy so nothing really bothers me. You can ask me inappropriate stuff and I wouldn’t mind. But I’m fantastic, how about you?

[ethannwhite]

I'm doing alright. Why are you fantastic though? Thats a story I'd like to hear. 

[mccallscottg]

Well, that’s totally fucked. You’re a nice dude, people should give a shit how you’re doing. I’m glad you’re good though. I might be slightly in love with hockey. It’s a love-hate relationship. I used to, when I was a kid, but I stick to soccer mostly.

[ethannwhite]

I love soccer. I mean I'm not much of a sporty guy unless it's riding my bike but I do like playing soccer. We should um...if you're not busy sometime... I don't really know how to say this....Hang? We should hang.

[spankcody]

I’m good. That’s a really boring answer, I wish I had something cooler to say but I really have nothing. How are you?

[ethannwhite]

You could always lie about how you're doing... I'm doing well though thanks.

[spankcody]

I’m not questioning your manners, just wondering.

[ethannwhite]

So.... are you going to answer? How are you?

[rileyryder]

No, not at all. 

[ethannwhite]

Do you have any good ones? Maybe I can use it later.

[mccallscottg]

Well, my attention is all yours, big guy, I can assure you. I’m… fuming about hockey, but other than that — I’m pretty excellent. How’re you?

[ethannwhite]

I'm actually good. I rarely get asked back I don't really know what to say. You like hockey? Do you play?

[spankcody]

Why wouldn’t it be okay? What kinda question is that?

[ethannwhite]

It's a polite one?

[vox-populi1x1]

Depends, are you actually curious?

[ethannwhite]

Yeah, I mean why would I ask.