#sfranstarter

[ethannwhite]

"I really wish you people would recycle more in this house. And not just throw shit anywhere you want to. And don't even get me started on how long everyone takes a shower and wastes water."

[sophyhills]

Wha--

Have you ever heard of knocking?

[ethannwhite]

Is it okay if I ask how you're doing right now?

[vox-populi1x1]

Woaaaaaaah, would you look at that. Nothing says home like an erotic painting of a white people with dicks the size of cheetos, now does it? Hella classy.

[leviaudaine-blog]

Interpretive dancing my way out of social situations. 

[natalieinsanfran]

The weekends really need to be longer, or just come quicker.

[drcatherine-edwards]

For anyone wondering, my office is on the top floor, in the small study there. I'll be available from 9 am to 5 pm Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. 

[december-nightingale-blog]

I didn't think it was possible to run out of Disney movies to watch...