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steph-mariano:

Calm down, Mcconaughey.

You know you like it.

#it's the worst name in the world #c3: steph #i'm sorry he's having a moment

steph-mariano:

“Howdy, stranger.”

@ethanschroder

Alright, alright, alright.

#c3: steph

Ethan and Caige, that means you two are our last match. Do you believe the matching is correct tonight?

Uh... no. No offense, dude. Just not my type.

#mh beam #Anonymous

steph-mariano:

“They’re different. I like the freedom my job gives me. Wouldn’t be able to disappear to Hawaii for ten weeks if I had kids to watch, would I?”

I don’t know, I work with kids and they let me take ten weeks off. They’re out of school right now anyway though. It’s all about what makes you happy though, right?

#c2: steph

steph-mariano:

“Oh yeah, it’s a national secret, so don’t tell anyone,” she replied in a hushed voice. “Depends,” Steph shrugged. “Changes depending on where I am. At the moment I’m a barista – back home I worked in a day care center.”

Oh, my lips are sealed. No one would believe me in Texas anyway. From day care to a barista. Which one do you like better? Or are they basically the same, just one has caffeine?

#c2: steph

steph-mariano:

“Oh, sure, it’s full of Dinosaurs over there – didn’t you know?” Steph teased lightly. “High school, huh? Well, that sounds – fun.”

I hadn’t heard that. You must go hard core to keep that a secret. Yeah. Better that than middle school. What do you do?

#c2: steph

tillyhooper:

“Ooh. Huh. Weird, I’ve never really thought of them as kids, but I guess I haven’t really been around any lately. Do they really seem that young now?”

“Just about anywhere in Greece, if I really had to pick. What made you want to be a football coach?”

Depends on the day and the kid. The younger ones definitely do. They’re good guys though, for a most part. What is so great about Greece to make it number one? I don’t know, it seemed like the best fit after college. I didn’t think about it too hard.

#c1: tilly

cherisheart:

“Mind if I touch before we get in?”

Go for it.

#c1: cheri

steph-mariano:

“Neither. I was hoping for diamonds, or a secret dinosaur world, or something.”

Despite her disappoint, she hopped up on the ledge anyway, tapping the spot next to her for Ethan to come and sit. “So, what d’ya do?”

“You’ve really gotten my hopes up about Australia and their waterfalls now. I was hoping for at least a cave. This’ll work though.” Ethan moved, settling next to Steph on the small ledge. “Work at a high school. Coaching football mostly. The American kind.”

#c2: steph

steph-mariano:

“I like the way you think,” Steph pointed at him, swimming over to the waterfall on her back. “Only one way to find out,” she smirked, ducking under the waterfall, only to find a slight indent in the wall, only just small enough to sit on. “Well this is disappointing,” she said to herself.

“Not what I was expecting when you said you thought there was something back here.”

#c2: steph

Ethan, you're next. Who do you think is your perfect match?

I’m going to have to go with Steph.

tillyhooper:

“You work with kids? Or kids in your family? And, all over the world.”

I work with kids. Well, high schoolers. They’d be the first to tell you that they’re not kids, especially once they can drive themselves places. I’m a football coach. What’s your favorite place that you’ve ever been?

#c1: tilly

cherisheart:

“Thanks sweets,” Cheri grinned, shimmying out of her dress and moving to take her bra off. “Your turn.”

Already there.

#c1: cheri

adamchaykovsky:

“Yeah… about that, I didn’t sign up, exactly. Just sort of went along with it after some guilt-tripping.”

Who the hell guilt tripped you to come on a reality dating show?

#c1: adam

tillyhooper:

“Maybe just a little bit,” Tilly laughed. “Uh, tiny little confession. I haven’t seen any movies with him in it. But, name any place and I’ve probably been nearby at least.”

Yeah? I think I’ve seen We Are Marshall more times than I can count. We show it to the kids every year. I don’t know how many of his other movies I’ve seen though. Just in the States or all over the world?