Gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam

"If you bring a human being to the brink of death, and then you offer a chance, no matter how small a chance, to survive, they'll grab it. And they'll thank you for it." FEAR MY THORNS, DARKSPAWN. Vas happening? Hey there, I'm Jessie. 23 year old chick with Meniere's disease. I am the ruler of cats and chicken nuggets. I'm kind of dumb but also kind of awesome. don't talk to me about Sharon Tate or Jay Sebring. steven yeun is my precious tiny cinnamon roll son. Ellen Page is the love of my life and light of my soul. Occasionally I have opinions on things but not usually. All I do all day is play video games and then blog about them. My sexual preferences are girls and Nate Ruess dressed in drag. My only talent is knowing all the words to every Billy Joel song ever. above gifs by me

[memories]

surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of jaysebrings

[tananais]

[jaysebrings]

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[jaysebrings]

Me: I don't have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

[katieskeep]

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[heartfulloffandoms-deactivated2]

Requested by @jenpero​.

[jaysebrings]

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[jaysebrings]

what i want to know his how a photoset of katie mcgrath that i posted almost five years ago has started getting notes again

[corlgrimes]

requested | the walking dead + the best of season 1

[workingclassprincess-deactivate]

I’ve just realised that homophobic people don’t get to ship phan or jaspar or tronnor or troyler and that just really upsets me

[prrttyodd-deactivated]

That’s what upsets you about homophobic people

[princessbubblegumandjustice]

“Straight people are boring”

Being gay makes you gay, not interesting.

Being bisexual makes you bisexual, not interesting.

Being pansexual makes you pansexual, not interesting.

Being asexual makes you asexual, not interesting.

Your sexual orientation doesn’t determine how entertaining, interesting, or engaging you are. If you think only thing about you that makes you interesting is your sexual orientation then you need to pick up a hobby or something.

[britafilter]

this was written by a boring straight person

[princessbubblegumandjustice]

That’s news to me

[tenaflyviper]

For real, though–if your sexuality is the only thing you believe sets you apart from others, and somehow makes you someone worth speaking or listening to, you’re actually pretty fucking boring, and I’d rather go talk to straight people that have hobbies and interests besides who they want to fuck.

[inde-navarette]

twd meme » [3/7] quotes

[hilariesjeffrey]

“You honor the dead by going on. Even when you’re scared. You live because they don’t get to.”

[morganapendragon]

top 50 female characters (as voted by my followers): #29: Gwen (BBC Merlin)

[oppress-everyone-for-fun]

I give up. I fucking give UP. CNN IS PRAISING A STATUE FOR FUCKING STANDING STILL. FUCK YOU CNN I GIVE UP IM KILLING MYSELF.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

This is actually pretty funny.

[yourownpetard]

This will never not be funny and worth reblogging.

[nunyabizni]

“Brave statue doesn’t move in the face of snow, not like those other weaker statues than need to be brought in when it gets chilly” This is too funny to be real

[cisnowflake]

She’s a strong independent statue.

[thetallwomancometh]

The Bull does the exact same thing since 1989. It’s being a brave statue that wouldn’t move even in the face of snow. But it’s not wearing a skirt so to CNN that’s not very praiseworthy I guess.

[tylerposey]

[dailytwdcast]

Alanna Masterson photographed by Eric Ray Davidson