Ethan Winters’s Honast Thoughts

Hello! My names Ethan Winter. I’m an IT engineer who has no fucking life and or self control with coffee. Welcome to my hell spawn thought page that will be ran with my friends. Soooo enjoy

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how does it feel being the whitest of breads?

Im not the whitest bread

Oh no. I’m the man who makes white bread look tan

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How do you know this much about Umbrella? Is Bioterrorism something that you've become interested in after Dulvey?

No. Comment.

Unless you work for a former employer of mine. My lips are sealed about umbrella and my affiliation to any spawn of them

And I tried to stay away from any bio organic weapon interest however you can’t help curiousity

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My wife: okay so. The plan is continues to explain plan

Me: zoned out and mentally says I wonder if I just nod and agree I’ll be okay

My wife: Did you understand that?

Me: chicken strip

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I love cooking shockingly

[jessie-writes-things]

@virus-man-fanpage, @javierescuellaistoopure and myself really be out here with our big brain RE7/8 theories  👀👀👀👀👀

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Theories? About me in Romania? Oh if you wanna know about that you could have just-

Hears door

You know what, never mind hmhmhm

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👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

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All I can say is

Umbrella isn’t dead. Nor are the men behind their doors

[jessie-writes-things]

@virus-man-fanpage, @javierescuellaistoopure and myself really be out here with our big brain RE7/8 theories  👀👀👀👀👀

[ethansshitpostingadventure]

Theories? About me in Romania? Oh if you wanna know about that you could have just-

Hears door

You know what, never mind hmhmhm

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a soft fluff loaf

What?

OMG YOU SEE IT TOO

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Ten Bullshit Facts about me

1 throughout uni and grad school I wore glasses

2 I’ve been married twice and am still close to my ex wife

3 I have 3 dogs, one husky and two dobermans that my wife brought over to us

4 I have a PhD in engineering (and chemistry)

5 I hate the taste of coffee without some sort of flavor

6 I’m better with a pistol then any other gun

7 I’m an only child

8 I’m closest to my cousins on my moms side

9 I’ve travel most of the world

10 I’m apperently the best person to hug

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wait ... did you get married again? with Mia or someone else?

It’s hard to explain.....

[stars-chan]

come on ... i'm ready to listen, please explain! 

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We tried to make things work...but we broke off...

So I got married again later in life

(Sorry my version of Ethan has it where they tried to make things work but they both ended up not being happy and ended things. However they support each other and care heavily for each other but not romanticlly anymore)

[stars-chan]

I'm glad that everything went well in the end and they are both happy now. But on the bright side, you don't have children to witness the divorce, right?

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His new wife looks at him I hope not

No no no Mia had a child after we got divorced but I look after it as it were my own...we’re still very close

[ethansshitpostingadventure]

wait ... did you get married again? with Mia or someone else?

It’s hard to explain.....

[stars-chan]

come on ... i'm ready to listen, please explain! 

[ethansshitpostingadventure]

We tried to make things work...but we broke off...

So I got married again later in life

(Sorry my version of Ethan has it where they tried to make things work but they both ended up not being happy and ended things. However they support each other and care heavily for each other but not romanticlly anymore)

[ethansshitpostingadventure]

wait ... did you get married again? with Mia or someone else?

It’s hard to explain.....

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Real talk, how's life?

Pretty great, got married....again.

I decided to movie jobs......again.

I’m pretty okay though. My hand has a permanent scar though and it bothers me the slightest bit when I’m at work because I have to explain it but ya know

What can you do

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Ethan Fluff, you both bumped into eachother while searching the baker’s house and worked together to get out of there alive. But the reader is a cop investigating the house 👀

OMG THATS HOW WE MET!

I don’t think that’s how we met love

(In other words ofc I’ll write this 🥺)

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why?

Why what? I’m just nomming on bread

You are bread Ethan

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so what's this 'about time' shit when BU popped up? Mhmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔

I don’t know what you’re referring to. I just knew a meme bet from college

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Ethan hiii! I am a huge fan. Can you please tell me if it was your name that was on “spencer’s kill list?” 👀

Okay kid what do I need to pay you to not tell my wife about that

[ivy-loves-chocolate]

So it was you! Ha (wanna tell us what happened? 👀)

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NOTHING HAPPENED NOTHING AT ALLLLLLL HAPPENED

What didn’t happen?

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Ethan hiii! I am a huge fan. Can you please tell me if it was your name that was on “spencer’s kill list?” 👀

Okay kid what do I need to pay you to not tell my wife about that