LEGO STAR WARS: TERRIFYING TALES
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā starters taken/inspired/adapted from the special. change pronouns as necessary!
ā so, what do you think? ā
ā a little on the nose is what i think. ā
ā look at this place, you could really use something, anything⦠a chair, perhaps. ā
ā weāve got a galaxy to conquer. ā
ā iāve prepared your bath. ā
ā you. [name]. keep an eye on the place. ā
ā it would be my honor to serve. ā
ā what are you, the last five guys in the galaxy to get the news? ā
ā the first order is destroyed. ā
ā you lost! go home. ā
ā iām not scared of these bucketheads! ā
ā like taking candy from a baby porg. ā
ā donāt be such a worry wampa! ā
ā i just need to make an emergency landing on that bright red lava planet. ā
ā i was not showing off! that TIE got off a lucky shot! ā
ā okay, you can stay here alone in these dark, creepy woods. ā
ā what is this place? ā
ā donāt sneak up on a guy like that, will you? ā
ā youāre building a hotel⦠in darth vaderās old castle. ā
ā no offense, but that sounds like a really bad idea. ā
ā and you are who, exactly? ā
ā please, allow me to give you a tour. ā
ā weāve been workingĀ āround the clock and iāve spared no expense. ā
ā are you familiar with the termĀ ācelebrity endorsementā? ā
ā feel the power of the dark side. ā
ā youāve got skills, kid. ā
ā youāre the best pilot in the galaxy! ā
ā youāre pretty good with those tools. i could use some help fixing my x-wing. ā
ā so, it looks like we each have something the other wants. ā
ā weāre kind of in a rush. ā
ā this is such a waste of time, [name]. ā
ā iām so much stronger than all of them. ā
ā patience. there are no shortcuts to becoming a jedi. ā
ā i sense your frustration. ā
ā really? wow. did you use the force to sense that? ā
ā the knights of ren are coming. ā
ā donāt listen to him, [name]. ā
ā stay out of it, [name]. ā
ā power is yours for the taking. ā
ā the knights of ren live by our own code. use our power to take what we want. ā
ā you have skills. yet you follow that fossil skywalker when you could have so much more. ā
ā destroy what skywalker has built and you will be free. ā
ā what i want is for you to leave me alone! ā
ā what was even the point of that story? to scare us? ā
ā there is much to be taken by those unafraid to take it. ā
ā would you bantha brains focus?! ā
ā you said you want to be a pilot. ā
ā iām afraid if i lose this job, my family has nothing. ā
ā you canāt let fear get to you. ā
ā thatās a sith lightsaber. i wouldnāt mess with it. ā
ā at least i can wield the force. ā
ā i will destroy you! ā
ā iāve destroyed jedi. a half-sith is no match for me. ā
ā it appears you are un-armed. ā
ā oh, funny thing. it mustāve been damaged in the fight. ā
ā maybe you wanna stop staring into the scary saber? ā
ā power comes not from serving others, but from serving yourself. ā
ā now, see where the saber leads you. ā
ā this sith stuff, do you have any idea how dangerous it is? ā
ā the only thing i fear is poor cash flow. ā
ā this has the power to make any dream come true. ā
ā nothing in the galaxy can do that. ā
ā the droid on the south ridge broke down. again. ā
ā i want you to go to mos espa and get a new one. ā
ā i will be a pilot one day and get off this dust ball planet. ā
ā the wookieeās paw⦠make a wish and your dream instantly comes true. ā
ā what should i do with this extra pilot gear? ā
ā that maneuver, what do you call it? ā
ā you remind me of a young me. ā
ā your eyes can deceive you. donāt trust them. ā
ā you have mastered the dark side of the force. ā
ā i sense you are still unsatisfied. ā
ā good to have you, [name]. and thank you for rescuing me earlier. ā
ā i wasnāt sure iād make it off the death star alive. ā
ā that story is a warning. ā
ā i know what you want⦠for your family to be safe. ā
ā i thought you were the one to make it happen. ā
ā iām strong with the force? ā
ā now, the galaxy shall fear me. ā
ā these fools have served their purpose. ā
ā we gotta grab that holocron! itās the source of his power! ā
ā weāll do it the old-fashioned way! ā
ā my dreams are crumbling around me. ā
ā everyone gets scared. ā
ā you canāt control fear, but you can choose what to do with it. ā
ā without fear, you canāt have courage. ā
ā may the force be with you. ā
ā iāll buy us time. ā
ā nice flyinā, kid! ā
ā you donāt have that kind of time. ā
ā oh, donāt get all mushy on me, kid. ā
ā you have any idea what thisāll cost me to fix?! ā
ā see? thatās what greed gets you. ā
ā i guess youāre out of a job. whatāre you gonna do now? ā
ā i saw you handled the x-wing. we always need pilots. ā
ā so you were scared back there? ā