Ethoslabs

The gayest man he is. Questionable cis-ness

[liekadae]

yeah.

[amatirien]

Has anyone considered how lucky we are to have Etho? -Has a generator -Mousepad is from the 1980s -Lives so far out in the boondocks that Disney couldn't find his house to deliver the "streaming box" they apparently tried to send him -"I know Netflix, yeah, I've seen people have it" I'm just saying that considering the levels of tech around where he lives, the likelihood of a gem like him turning into a highly successful MCYTer with all the supplies and what have you might have been pretty slim but. We have him and we can all lose our minds over him together

[smileswhen]

hallo!!!! i love ur stamps theyre so cute :O could i request some eefo and joel ?!?!?!

tysm!!!<333 i hope u llike em!!!!!1 ^_^''

meowmeowmeowmeoowmoem meoeowoeow meeeooww

sorry the request(s) r taking long ive been busy :P

[liekadae]

spears

[mmoosess]

go my etholings 🤲

[daily-ethoslab]

[1092] Idk if I ever posted these effos

[stellarfllowers]

eefoslab 🤔

[realisticmeow]

s11 etho design something something

[summerhighlandfalls]

set my compass north, I got winter in my blood

[somepines]

KYAAAAA! SO CUTE!

[quorple]

[gremlin-shaped-asexual]

I had a sudden vision

[ethoslabdoesthings]

Denial looks worse on you two than grian and mumbo.

I keep shooting and missing..I don’t really know what to say to you.

[joeltallishbean]

-It was evening, about five minutes before the official closing time of the shop. Etho walks in the door and the little bell rings signaling the entry.-

-They look around for a moment for any sign of Joel or Tubbo, expecting Joel since Tubbo was likely still..traumatized? Or at least given a day off, maybe grounded. In any case they spotted him cleaning table and getting ready to close up.-

Hey..you got time for one more order? - @ethoslabdoesthings

Joel had been cleaning up a table, zoning out as he did so. The repetitive act of scrubbing at the table had lulled his mind into a momentary state of calm. That was until he heard the familiar sound of the bell ringing, signaling the sign of someone entering the cafe.

Joel suppressed a sigh. The place was empty and he was closing. Who in their right mind would come in right now? He opened his mouth to greet them before promptly closing it when he suddenly heard their voice, recognizing it immediately. A smile spread across Joel's face.

That was a voice he loved. A face he loved. "Etho. Here you are again." Joel adjusts the apron around his waist before waving his friend over. "I've always got time for you. You know that. This late though? You should have come sooner."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho would pull down his mask, feeling quite comfortable to do so in such an empty scene. Joel’s smile and enthusiasm was quick to rub off on them, a warm smile spreading on their face. For no one but Joel..they wouldn’t be caught dead being so carefree anywhere else.-

Sorry about that, yeah..I had a busy day and honestly didn’t know if I’d make it. Can’t go without my fix though if I can help it.

[joeltallishbean]

Joel blinked one too many times as he examined Etho's features. Truly, they were gorgeous in his eyes. He was sure that any artist who laid their eyes on that handsome face would be doomed to make art of it for all eternity.

Joel laughed, patting Etho on the shoulder. "Don't worry! I was just wondering where you were at," he said, leading them toward the counter. He looked up at them, an expression of pure adoration on his face. The fast beat of his heart was normal.

Right?

"You're lucky you're our good friend." Joel walked behind the counter. "I would have been pissed if you were any other person. It's almost closing time for God's sake..."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho couldn’t help but admire the adoring look on Joel’s face, even if they only thought it to be out of friendliness. Even the small action of him patting their shoulder made their heart skip a beat, damn them being so soft for this man. They would’ve been lost in those gorgeous eyes and their swirling thoughts forever if they didn’t have to think up an average reply, following closely behind Joel.-

Well I’m flattered you think highly enough of me to serve me at closing time, I’ve seen how pissy you get when someone comes in this late.

-They’d remain on the other side of the counter, admiring Joel’s movements as they spoke.-

[joeltallishbean]

Joel quickly set to work preparing Etho's regular, the music a distant hum in the background as he focused entirely on his friend and their order. He tilted his head to the side as they spoke, laughing to himself as the comment.

Joel did get quite pissy when people decided to come to their cafe this late. Of course, it wasn't actually closed yet, but anyone in their right mind should see him cleaning up and realize they should try their luck another time.

"Can you really blame me?" he questioned as he looked towards them, pausing for a moment as his gaze lingered on their mouth a few seconds too long. He cleared his throat. "As they say, don't poke the sleeping bear. I guess I'd be the bear in that scenario."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-There was that sweet laughter again, a sound that sent such joy to Etho’s heart, and some amount of pride to be able to make him laugh. Joel’s comment was very understandable, but still amusing as he compared himself to this ‘sleeping bear’. He really could be scary like one when annoyed…-

-As Joel looked to them they could almost swear they saw something in that gaze, the way it lingered almost making them question for a few moments as they watched it. His continuation with the jest was the thing to break this line of thought, Etho chuckling at the thought of it.-

Ah yes, I’m sure anyone getting on your bad side would be getting the claws from you. -There was a small pause as they recollected themselves slightly, their soft laughter ceasing as they were left with a small smirk in its place.- I don’t blame you for your annoyance though, people really should have some sense not to be getting coffee of all things at this hour.

[joeltallishbean]

Joel grumbled in response. He placed the lid on Etho's drink before sliding it over to them, watching as their laughter shifted into a smile. A smile that lit up the world if seemed. He had to force himself to look away, pretending he was staring at a wall instead of thinking about how badly he wanted to feel those lips against

"Right. Some people have no sense at all," he says, hoping the way his face warmed wasn't too obvious. He pulled his apron off, placing it on the counter. "People like you. Do you have a reason you decided to come so late? I know you said you were busy, but you didn't have to come at all, you know."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Luckily for Joel their attention shifted to the drink as he slid it over, providing him safety from them potentially picking up on how his face was warming for the moment. Etho took a long sip from the cup as they listened to Joel, speaking up a few moments later in response.-

Well I’ll most likely be up all night and personally I prefer a perfectly crafted cup of this stuff than any energy drink. -They glanced back in Joel’s direction for a moment before turning their gaze back to their coffee. Their voice was a little softer with their next comment.- Besides, I like to come just to see you, too.

[joeltallishbean]

"Perfectly crafted cup, huh?" he mumbled. He had learned most of what he knew about coffee making from Lizzie and even then, making coffee wasn't even that difficult. He appreciated the sentiment regardless, a smile tugging at his lips.

At the next comment, Joel paused. He blinked a few too many times before coughing. He looked at the wall again, willing himself to calm down. They were friends. They were nothing more than friends. Etho hadn't meant it that way.

"Well, I'm always glad to see your handsome face," he says in a playful manner, winking at Etho. His heart was practically pounding in his ears. Why did he say that? Sure, he always joked around like that. But what if Etho knew he meant it??

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho couldn’t help but grin at at Joel’s comment, playing along as they playfully scoffed at it. His wink and slight teasing snapped them out of their thoughts for the moment, there was never a chance for them to be able to focus whenever Joel was up to his cute antics. That’s what they were to them, anyways.-

Oh yeah, you find my face handsome now do you~? -Etho said this mostly just for the banter, though a small part of them was genuinely curious if he meant it. Joel finding them attractive..now that was a thought that piqued their interest.-

[joeltallishbean]

Joel felt his face get warm as Etho teased him. It was just banter. Friendly banter. A back and forth between friends. He hated that he wanted them to be something more than just friends. He had a wife for God's sake and even if he didn't, it still wouldn't be right.

Etho was a friend.

Just a friend.

"Anyone- Anyone with eyes would say the same," he replied, cursing himself for stammering over his words. He was acting like a lovesick fool. He needed to get control of himself. He wasn't in love. He was just having odd thoughts about them. Everyone has them once about a friend.

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Joel’s stammering reaction only confirmed Etho’s thoughts, this idea of Joel being attracted to them somewhat was certainly something they planned to tease him on later. If only he was more prideful in the fact, then his redness (of course only to be assumed as embarrassed blushing) would be even cuter, if that was even possible.-

Well this face is for your eyes only, so I wouldn’t know. For now I’ll just have to assume you think this highly of me. -The statement was true, Joel was the only person that ever got to see their face like this without it being an accident. It honestly warmed their heart a little that he found them handsome, even if they were going to keep up this cocky act.-

[joeltallishbean]

"Regardless, you still have other features that make you..." Joel paused. What could he say that didn't make him sound weird? He couldn't necessarily call Etho attractive to their face. Joel cleared his throat, placing his hands on his hips.

"Well, you know what I mean. Like your voice, your eyes, your personality," he continued, looking at Etho's face as he spoke. "Anyone who has you as a partner should consider themselves... Lucky. Real lucky."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

Seems like you’ve been paying a mighty lot of attention to me then to notice all of that…-Now Etho would be absolutely lying if they said that those compliments didn’t have some effect on them, clearly Joel was thinking a lot more about them than they had thought. Etho had a lot of courage when it came to complimenting Joel usually, but at the moment they didn’t think they could manage it without letting on their real feelings.-

-When he brought up the prospect of Etho having a partner their confidence they’d maintained faltered slightly, they averted their gaze to the counter as their previous smile faded with their response.- You’d think that..

But I don’t know. I can hardly keep my friends, let alone any partners.

[joeltallishbean]

Well played. Joel didn't respond to Etho, not knowing what to say. He might as well take that one. He went back to cleaning up the tables. It was best to do it before Lizzie found out he hadn't done anything but speak to Etho. She would probably tease him more than scold him.

"Yeah?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. "I'm surprised. You're a good person." He pressed his lips together as he scrubbed down the tables. "You know, I used to think that before I met Lizzie. She and I have been together for a long while now. Hopefully you meet someone who... You know."

Joel rubs the back of his neck. "Unless you don't want a relationship at all then that's pretty cool," he said, trying to sound like he wasn't judging Etho. "I just wanted to... Ah, you get what I mean."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho stole glances to Joel as he resumed his cleaning of the tables, returning to the drinking of their coffee while leaning against the counter lightly.-

-When Joel spoke again they turned their full attention to him again, his words actually piquing their interest. It wasn’t too often they got a glimpse into Joel’s old life, so the small comment was something they took note of. Etho smiled again, quickly going to reassure Joel as they heard him go back on his own words.- No, no I..I’m definitely interested in it. I just don’t have many options, I mean I only have a small handful of close friends they aren’t really available for this sort of thing.

And you’re happily married, so. You know.

[joeltallishbean]

Joel went still for a moment as Etho made that last comment. He quickly went back to scrubbing with a bit more swiftness than he did before. Etho meant nothing by it. Nothing at all. They were just pointing out that Joel was happily married. Which he was very, very happy in his marriage.

Joel looked at his wedding ring, a frown on his face. Sure, Lizzie teased him sometimes for the way he acted around other people. Etho and Jimmy particularly, but he didn't know if she'd be okay with it. If she knew how Joel wanted to kiss his friends and still be with her, would she still love him?

"Happily married... Yeah." Joel was very happy. He shouldn't be thinking about anyone else but his wife. He pushed his hair out of his face. "And you're no homewrecker, yeah?"

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho’s gaze followed Joel’s down to his ring, lingering there for a bit even after he looked elsewhere. They also knew this wasn’t right, to like a married man as they did. That word ‘homewrecker’ still rang through their mind as they looked back up at Joel’s face, a bit of their internal guilt showing in their voice.-

Yeah, I suppose I’m not known to be a homewrecker. I mean you’ve got the kid even, I’d never do that to you even if it were an option.

[joeltallishbean]

"Oh, come on," he says, waving his hand at Etho. He tried to hide the disappointment he knew he was feeling, giving them a friendly smile instead. He walked over to them, patting them on the back. He looked up at them.

"I know you were just joking. I mean, me?" Joel shook his head. "I'd be shocked if you of all people were attracted to me. I mean... I'm a good looking guy, but still."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho set his drink down as Joel came over, having to ignore how his friendly gestures always made them feel. With some hesitance they held Joel’s gaze, though they couldn’t really return the enthusiasm he had put on.-

Well that doesn’t really matter does it. How I feel on this, I mean. Whether it’s a joke or not the fact that isn’t right is still the same.

[joeltallishbean]

Not right. Joel froze. A cloudy look overtook his expression. He knew it wasn't. He knew he should be happy that Etho shared the sentiment, but he wanted to grab them by the front of their jacket and shake them back and forth — driving out any idea that it wasn't right out of their head.

Joel didn't do that though. He stood still, tilting his head to the side. He huffed, a sound he meant to be a laugh, before slowly shaking his head. "Nope," he said, popping the "p" sound. "It wouldn't be right. Anyway. Just drop it. Don't worry. We're still friends, yeah?"

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Hearing him agree so quickly stung for them, let alone how he huffed at the idea. This was the responsible thing to do, and he was probably straight anyways..not that they wouldn’t pull the enby card out to bypass that if they were desperate enough. In any case Etho had a reputation to maintain and did care for Joel’s family, they couldn’t imagine wrecking that. They glanced away from Joel with a small sigh, their tone rather flat as they kept any of those emotions from coming through in their voice.-

Yeah. You’re right, we’re friends and that’s that, nothing more.

[joeltallishbean]

"Nothing more and nothing less." Joel patted Etho on the back. It stung to say. He practically had to force the words out of his mouth. It didn't feel right. That they were just friends. That whatever they had together was just friendship.

Today wasn't the day to confront that. He gave Etho a smile. Joel would just talk to Lizzie about it at some point, ask her if what he was feeling was normal — and probably face her teasing for hours — and come to a conclusion.

"Let's just forget it, yeah? Talk about something else."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Somehow his touch felt distant despite how it normally would have stirred some feelings up in them, honestly right now they had kind of shut off after being rejected. Not rejected..but having their thoughts on the matter confirmed.-

We can if you want..I wouldn’t want to keep you from your cleaning though, I know it’s getting late, I’m sure you and Lizzie have to get to dinner at some point.

-His smile comforted them a little bit at least as they looked back to him, they managed to put on a weak smile of their own to save face for now. They weren’t quite used to having their face revealed, only now really becoming conscious of it again.-

[joeltallishbean]

-It was evening, about five minutes before the official closing time of the shop. Etho walks in the door and the little bell rings signaling the entry.-

-They look around for a moment for any sign of Joel or Tubbo, expecting Joel since Tubbo was likely still..traumatized? Or at least given a day off, maybe grounded. In any case they spotted him cleaning table and getting ready to close up.-

Hey..you got time for one more order? - @ethoslabdoesthings

Joel had been cleaning up a table, zoning out as he did so. The repetitive act of scrubbing at the table had lulled his mind into a momentary state of calm. That was until he heard the familiar sound of the bell ringing, signaling the sign of someone entering the cafe.

Joel suppressed a sigh. The place was empty and he was closing. Who in their right mind would come in right now? He opened his mouth to greet them before promptly closing it when he suddenly heard their voice, recognizing it immediately. A smile spread across Joel's face.

That was a voice he loved. A face he loved. "Etho. Here you are again." Joel adjusts the apron around his waist before waving his friend over. "I've always got time for you. You know that. This late though? You should have come sooner."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho would pull down his mask, feeling quite comfortable to do so in such an empty scene. Joel’s smile and enthusiasm was quick to rub off on them, a warm smile spreading on their face. For no one but Joel..they wouldn’t be caught dead being so carefree anywhere else.-

Sorry about that, yeah..I had a busy day and honestly didn’t know if I’d make it. Can’t go without my fix though if I can help it.

[joeltallishbean]

Joel blinked one too many times as he examined Etho's features. Truly, they were gorgeous in his eyes. He was sure that any artist who laid their eyes on that handsome face would be doomed to make art of it for all eternity.

Joel laughed, patting Etho on the shoulder. "Don't worry! I was just wondering where you were at," he said, leading them toward the counter. He looked up at them, an expression of pure adoration on his face. The fast beat of his heart was normal.

Right?

"You're lucky you're our good friend." Joel walked behind the counter. "I would have been pissed if you were any other person. It's almost closing time for God's sake..."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho couldn’t help but admire the adoring look on Joel’s face, even if they only thought it to be out of friendliness. Even the small action of him patting their shoulder made their heart skip a beat, damn them being so soft for this man. They would’ve been lost in those gorgeous eyes and their swirling thoughts forever if they didn’t have to think up an average reply, following closely behind Joel.-

Well I’m flattered you think highly enough of me to serve me at closing time, I’ve seen how pissy you get when someone comes in this late.

-They’d remain on the other side of the counter, admiring Joel’s movements as they spoke.-

[joeltallishbean]

Joel quickly set to work preparing Etho's regular, the music a distant hum in the background as he focused entirely on his friend and their order. He tilted his head to the side as they spoke, laughing to himself as the comment.

Joel did get quite pissy when people decided to come to their cafe this late. Of course, it wasn't actually closed yet, but anyone in their right mind should see him cleaning up and realize they should try their luck another time.

"Can you really blame me?" he questioned as he looked towards them, pausing for a moment as his gaze lingered on their mouth a few seconds too long. He cleared his throat. "As they say, don't poke the sleeping bear. I guess I'd be the bear in that scenario."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-There was that sweet laughter again, a sound that sent such joy to Etho’s heart, and some amount of pride to be able to make him laugh. Joel’s comment was very understandable, but still amusing as he compared himself to this ‘sleeping bear’. He really could be scary like one when annoyed…-

-As Joel looked to them they could almost swear they saw something in that gaze, the way it lingered almost making them question for a few moments as they watched it. His continuation with the jest was the thing to break this line of thought, Etho chuckling at the thought of it.-

Ah yes, I’m sure anyone getting on your bad side would be getting the claws from you. -There was a small pause as they recollected themselves slightly, their soft laughter ceasing as they were left with a small smirk in its place.- I don’t blame you for your annoyance though, people really should have some sense not to be getting coffee of all things at this hour.

[joeltallishbean]

Joel grumbled in response. He placed the lid on Etho's drink before sliding it over to them, watching as their laughter shifted into a smile. A smile that lit up the world if seemed. He had to force himself to look away, pretending he was staring at a wall instead of thinking about how badly he wanted to feel those lips against

"Right. Some people have no sense at all," he says, hoping the way his face warmed wasn't too obvious. He pulled his apron off, placing it on the counter. "People like you. Do you have a reason you decided to come so late? I know you said you were busy, but you didn't have to come at all, you know."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Luckily for Joel their attention shifted to the drink as he slid it over, providing him safety from them potentially picking up on how his face was warming for the moment. Etho took a long sip from the cup as they listened to Joel, speaking up a few moments later in response.-

Well I’ll most likely be up all night and personally I prefer a perfectly crafted cup of this stuff than any energy drink. -They glanced back in Joel’s direction for a moment before turning their gaze back to their coffee. Their voice was a little softer with their next comment.- Besides, I like to come just to see you, too.

[joeltallishbean]

"Perfectly crafted cup, huh?" he mumbled. He had learned most of what he knew about coffee making from Lizzie and even then, making coffee wasn't even that difficult. He appreciated the sentiment regardless, a smile tugging at his lips.

At the next comment, Joel paused. He blinked a few too many times before coughing. He looked at the wall again, willing himself to calm down. They were friends. They were nothing more than friends. Etho hadn't meant it that way.

"Well, I'm always glad to see your handsome face," he says in a playful manner, winking at Etho. His heart was practically pounding in his ears. Why did he say that? Sure, he always joked around like that. But what if Etho knew he meant it??

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho couldn’t help but grin at at Joel’s comment, playing along as they playfully scoffed at it. His wink and slight teasing snapped them out of their thoughts for the moment, there was never a chance for them to be able to focus whenever Joel was up to his cute antics. That’s what they were to them, anyways.-

Oh yeah, you find my face handsome now do you~? -Etho said this mostly just for the banter, though a small part of them was genuinely curious if he meant it. Joel finding them attractive..now that was a thought that piqued their interest.-

[joeltallishbean]

Joel felt his face get warm as Etho teased him. It was just banter. Friendly banter. A back and forth between friends. He hated that he wanted them to be something more than just friends. He had a wife for God's sake and even if he didn't, it still wouldn't be right.

Etho was a friend.

Just a friend.

"Anyone- Anyone with eyes would say the same," he replied, cursing himself for stammering over his words. He was acting like a lovesick fool. He needed to get control of himself. He wasn't in love. He was just having odd thoughts about them. Everyone has them once about a friend.

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Joel’s stammering reaction only confirmed Etho’s thoughts, this idea of Joel being attracted to them somewhat was certainly something they planned to tease him on later. If only he was more prideful in the fact, then his redness (of course only to be assumed as embarrassed blushing) would be even cuter, if that was even possible.-

Well this face is for your eyes only, so I wouldn’t know. For now I’ll just have to assume you think this highly of me. -The statement was true, Joel was the only person that ever got to see their face like this without it being an accident. It honestly warmed their heart a little that he found them handsome, even if they were going to keep up this cocky act.-

[joeltallishbean]

"Regardless, you still have other features that make you..." Joel paused. What could he say that didn't make him sound weird? He couldn't necessarily call Etho attractive to their face. Joel cleared his throat, placing his hands on his hips.

"Well, you know what I mean. Like your voice, your eyes, your personality," he continued, looking at Etho's face as he spoke. "Anyone who has you as a partner should consider themselves... Lucky. Real lucky."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

Seems like you’ve been paying a mighty lot of attention to me then to notice all of that…-Now Etho would be absolutely lying if they said that those compliments didn’t have some effect on them, clearly Joel was thinking a lot more about them than they had thought. Etho had a lot of courage when it came to complimenting Joel usually, but at the moment they didn’t think they could manage it without letting on their real feelings.-

-When he brought up the prospect of Etho having a partner their confidence they’d maintained faltered slightly, they averted their gaze to the counter as their previous smile faded with their response.- You’d think that..

But I don’t know. I can hardly keep my friends, let alone any partners.

[joeltallishbean]

Well played. Joel didn't respond to Etho, not knowing what to say. He might as well take that one. He went back to cleaning up the tables. It was best to do it before Lizzie found out he hadn't done anything but speak to Etho. She would probably tease him more than scold him.

"Yeah?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. "I'm surprised. You're a good person." He pressed his lips together as he scrubbed down the tables. "You know, I used to think that before I met Lizzie. She and I have been together for a long while now. Hopefully you meet someone who... You know."

Joel rubs the back of his neck. "Unless you don't want a relationship at all then that's pretty cool," he said, trying to sound like he wasn't judging Etho. "I just wanted to... Ah, you get what I mean."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho stole glances to Joel as he resumed his cleaning of the tables, returning to the drinking of their coffee while leaning against the counter lightly.-

-When Joel spoke again they turned their full attention to him again, his words actually piquing their interest. It wasn’t too often they got a glimpse into Joel’s old life, so the small comment was something they took note of. Etho smiled again, quickly going to reassure Joel as they heard him go back on his own words.- No, no I..I’m definitely interested in it. I just don’t have many options, I mean I only have a small handful of close friends they aren’t really available for this sort of thing.

And you’re happily married, so. You know.

[joeltallishbean]

Joel went still for a moment as Etho made that last comment. He quickly went back to scrubbing with a bit more swiftness than he did before. Etho meant nothing by it. Nothing at all. They were just pointing out that Joel was happily married. Which he was very, very happy in his marriage.

Joel looked at his wedding ring, a frown on his face. Sure, Lizzie teased him sometimes for the way he acted around other people. Etho and Jimmy particularly, but he didn't know if she'd be okay with it. If she knew how Joel wanted to kiss his friends and still be with her, would she still love him?

"Happily married... Yeah." Joel was very happy. He shouldn't be thinking about anyone else but his wife. He pushed his hair out of his face. "And you're no homewrecker, yeah?"

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho’s gaze followed Joel’s down to his ring, lingering there for a bit even after he looked elsewhere. They also knew this wasn’t right, to like a married man as they did. That word ‘homewrecker’ still rang through their mind as they looked back up at Joel’s face, a bit of their internal guilt showing in their voice.-

Yeah, I suppose I’m not known to be a homewrecker. I mean you’ve got the kid even, I’d never do that to you even if it were an option.

[joeltallishbean]

"Oh, come on," he says, waving his hand at Etho. He tried to hide the disappointment he knew he was feeling, giving them a friendly smile instead. He walked over to them, patting them on the back. He looked up at them.

"I know you were just joking. I mean, me?" Joel shook his head. "I'd be shocked if you of all people were attracted to me. I mean... I'm a good looking guy, but still."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho set his drink down as Joel came over, having to ignore how his friendly gestures always made them feel. With some hesitance they held Joel’s gaze, though they couldn’t really return the enthusiasm he had put on.-

Well that doesn’t really matter does it. How I feel on this, I mean. Whether it’s a joke or not the fact that isn’t right is still the same.

[joeltallishbean]

Not right. Joel froze. A cloudy look overtook his expression. He knew it wasn't. He knew he should be happy that Etho shared the sentiment, but he wanted to grab them by the front of their jacket and shake them back and forth — driving out any idea that it wasn't right out of their head.

Joel didn't do that though. He stood still, tilting his head to the side. He huffed, a sound he meant to be a laugh, before slowly shaking his head. "Nope," he said, popping the "p" sound. "It wouldn't be right. Anyway. Just drop it. Don't worry. We're still friends, yeah?"

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Hearing him agree so quickly stung for them, let alone how he huffed at the idea. This was the responsible thing to do, and he was probably straight anyways..not that they wouldn’t pull the enby card out to bypass that if they were desperate enough. In any case Etho had a reputation to maintain and did care for Joel’s family, they couldn’t imagine wrecking that. They glanced away from Joel with a small sigh, their tone rather flat as they kept any of those emotions from coming through in their voice.-

Yeah. You’re right, we’re friends and that’s that, nothing more.

[joeltallishbean]

-It was evening, about five minutes before the official closing time of the shop. Etho walks in the door and the little bell rings signaling the entry.-

-They look around for a moment for any sign of Joel or Tubbo, expecting Joel since Tubbo was likely still..traumatized? Or at least given a day off, maybe grounded. In any case they spotted him cleaning table and getting ready to close up.-

Hey..you got time for one more order? - @ethoslabdoesthings

Joel had been cleaning up a table, zoning out as he did so. The repetitive act of scrubbing at the table had lulled his mind into a momentary state of calm. That was until he heard the familiar sound of the bell ringing, signaling the sign of someone entering the cafe.

Joel suppressed a sigh. The place was empty and he was closing. Who in their right mind would come in right now? He opened his mouth to greet them before promptly closing it when he suddenly heard their voice, recognizing it immediately. A smile spread across Joel's face.

That was a voice he loved. A face he loved. "Etho. Here you are again." Joel adjusts the apron around his waist before waving his friend over. "I've always got time for you. You know that. This late though? You should have come sooner."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho would pull down his mask, feeling quite comfortable to do so in such an empty scene. Joel’s smile and enthusiasm was quick to rub off on them, a warm smile spreading on their face. For no one but Joel..they wouldn’t be caught dead being so carefree anywhere else.-

Sorry about that, yeah..I had a busy day and honestly didn’t know if I’d make it. Can’t go without my fix though if I can help it.

[joeltallishbean]

Joel blinked one too many times as he examined Etho's features. Truly, they were gorgeous in his eyes. He was sure that any artist who laid their eyes on that handsome face would be doomed to make art of it for all eternity.

Joel laughed, patting Etho on the shoulder. "Don't worry! I was just wondering where you were at," he said, leading them toward the counter. He looked up at them, an expression of pure adoration on his face. The fast beat of his heart was normal.

Right?

"You're lucky you're our good friend." Joel walked behind the counter. "I would have been pissed if you were any other person. It's almost closing time for God's sake..."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho couldn’t help but admire the adoring look on Joel’s face, even if they only thought it to be out of friendliness. Even the small action of him patting their shoulder made their heart skip a beat, damn them being so soft for this man. They would’ve been lost in those gorgeous eyes and their swirling thoughts forever if they didn’t have to think up an average reply, following closely behind Joel.-

Well I’m flattered you think highly enough of me to serve me at closing time, I’ve seen how pissy you get when someone comes in this late.

-They’d remain on the other side of the counter, admiring Joel’s movements as they spoke.-

[joeltallishbean]

Joel quickly set to work preparing Etho's regular, the music a distant hum in the background as he focused entirely on his friend and their order. He tilted his head to the side as they spoke, laughing to himself as the comment.

Joel did get quite pissy when people decided to come to their cafe this late. Of course, it wasn't actually closed yet, but anyone in their right mind should see him cleaning up and realize they should try their luck another time.

"Can you really blame me?" he questioned as he looked towards them, pausing for a moment as his gaze lingered on their mouth a few seconds too long. He cleared his throat. "As they say, don't poke the sleeping bear. I guess I'd be the bear in that scenario."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-There was that sweet laughter again, a sound that sent such joy to Etho’s heart, and some amount of pride to be able to make him laugh. Joel’s comment was very understandable, but still amusing as he compared himself to this ‘sleeping bear’. He really could be scary like one when annoyed…-

-As Joel looked to them they could almost swear they saw something in that gaze, the way it lingered almost making them question for a few moments as they watched it. His continuation with the jest was the thing to break this line of thought, Etho chuckling at the thought of it.-

Ah yes, I’m sure anyone getting on your bad side would be getting the claws from you. -There was a small pause as they recollected themselves slightly, their soft laughter ceasing as they were left with a small smirk in its place.- I don’t blame you for your annoyance though, people really should have some sense not to be getting coffee of all things at this hour.

[joeltallishbean]

Joel grumbled in response. He placed the lid on Etho's drink before sliding it over to them, watching as their laughter shifted into a smile. A smile that lit up the world if seemed. He had to force himself to look away, pretending he was staring at a wall instead of thinking about how badly he wanted to feel those lips against

"Right. Some people have no sense at all," he says, hoping the way his face warmed wasn't too obvious. He pulled his apron off, placing it on the counter. "People like you. Do you have a reason you decided to come so late? I know you said you were busy, but you didn't have to come at all, you know."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Luckily for Joel their attention shifted to the drink as he slid it over, providing him safety from them potentially picking up on how his face was warming for the moment. Etho took a long sip from the cup as they listened to Joel, speaking up a few moments later in response.-

Well I’ll most likely be up all night and personally I prefer a perfectly crafted cup of this stuff than any energy drink. -They glanced back in Joel’s direction for a moment before turning their gaze back to their coffee. Their voice was a little softer with their next comment.- Besides, I like to come just to see you, too.

[joeltallishbean]

"Perfectly crafted cup, huh?" he mumbled. He had learned most of what he knew about coffee making from Lizzie and even then, making coffee wasn't even that difficult. He appreciated the sentiment regardless, a smile tugging at his lips.

At the next comment, Joel paused. He blinked a few too many times before coughing. He looked at the wall again, willing himself to calm down. They were friends. They were nothing more than friends. Etho hadn't meant it that way.

"Well, I'm always glad to see your handsome face," he says in a playful manner, winking at Etho. His heart was practically pounding in his ears. Why did he say that? Sure, he always joked around like that. But what if Etho knew he meant it??

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho couldn’t help but grin at at Joel’s comment, playing along as they playfully scoffed at it. His wink and slight teasing snapped them out of their thoughts for the moment, there was never a chance for them to be able to focus whenever Joel was up to his cute antics. That’s what they were to them, anyways.-

Oh yeah, you find my face handsome now do you~? -Etho said this mostly just for the banter, though a small part of them was genuinely curious if he meant it. Joel finding them attractive..now that was a thought that piqued their interest.-

[joeltallishbean]

Joel felt his face get warm as Etho teased him. It was just banter. Friendly banter. A back and forth between friends. He hated that he wanted them to be something more than just friends. He had a wife for God's sake and even if he didn't, it still wouldn't be right.

Etho was a friend.

Just a friend.

"Anyone- Anyone with eyes would say the same," he replied, cursing himself for stammering over his words. He was acting like a lovesick fool. He needed to get control of himself. He wasn't in love. He was just having odd thoughts about them. Everyone has them once about a friend.

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Joel’s stammering reaction only confirmed Etho’s thoughts, this idea of Joel being attracted to them somewhat was certainly something they planned to tease him on later. If only he was more prideful in the fact, then his redness (of course only to be assumed as embarrassed blushing) would be even cuter, if that was even possible.-

Well this face is for your eyes only, so I wouldn’t know. For now I’ll just have to assume you think this highly of me. -The statement was true, Joel was the only person that ever got to see their face like this without it being an accident. It honestly warmed their heart a little that he found them handsome, even if they were going to keep up this cocky act.-

[joeltallishbean]

"Regardless, you still have other features that make you..." Joel paused. What could he say that didn't make him sound weird? He couldn't necessarily call Etho attractive to their face. Joel cleared his throat, placing his hands on his hips.

"Well, you know what I mean. Like your voice, your eyes, your personality," he continued, looking at Etho's face as he spoke. "Anyone who has you as a partner should consider themselves... Lucky. Real lucky."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

Seems like you’ve been paying a mighty lot of attention to me then to notice all of that…-Now Etho would be absolutely lying if they said that those compliments didn’t have some effect on them, clearly Joel was thinking a lot more about them than they had thought. Etho had a lot of courage when it came to complimenting Joel usually, but at the moment they didn’t think they could manage it without letting on their real feelings.-

-When he brought up the prospect of Etho having a partner their confidence they’d maintained faltered slightly, they averted their gaze to the counter as their previous smile faded with their response.- You’d think that..

But I don’t know. I can hardly keep my friends, let alone any partners.

[joeltallishbean]

Well played. Joel didn't respond to Etho, not knowing what to say. He might as well take that one. He went back to cleaning up the tables. It was best to do it before Lizzie found out he hadn't done anything but speak to Etho. She would probably tease him more than scold him.

"Yeah?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. "I'm surprised. You're a good person." He pressed his lips together as he scrubbed down the tables. "You know, I used to think that before I met Lizzie. She and I have been together for a long while now. Hopefully you meet someone who... You know."

Joel rubs the back of his neck. "Unless you don't want a relationship at all then that's pretty cool," he said, trying to sound like he wasn't judging Etho. "I just wanted to... Ah, you get what I mean."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho stole glances to Joel as he resumed his cleaning of the tables, returning to the drinking of their coffee while leaning against the counter lightly.-

-When Joel spoke again they turned their full attention to him again, his words actually piquing their interest. It wasn’t too often they got a glimpse into Joel’s old life, so the small comment was something they took note of. Etho smiled again, quickly going to reassure Joel as they heard him go back on his own words.- No, no I..I’m definitely interested in it. I just don’t have many options, I mean I only have a small handful of close friends they aren’t really available for this sort of thing.

And you’re happily married, so. You know.

[joeltallishbean]

Joel went still for a moment as Etho made that last comment. He quickly went back to scrubbing with a bit more swiftness than he did before. Etho meant nothing by it. Nothing at all. They were just pointing out that Joel was happily married. Which he was very, very happy in his marriage.

Joel looked at his wedding ring, a frown on his face. Sure, Lizzie teased him sometimes for the way he acted around other people. Etho and Jimmy particularly, but he didn't know if she'd be okay with it. If she knew how Joel wanted to kiss his friends and still be with her, would she still love him?

"Happily married... Yeah." Joel was very happy. He shouldn't be thinking about anyone else but his wife. He pushed his hair out of his face. "And you're no homewrecker, yeah?"

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho’s gaze followed Joel’s down to his ring, lingering there for a bit even after he looked elsewhere. They also knew this wasn’t right, to like a married man as they did. That word ‘homewrecker’ still rang through their mind as they looked back up at Joel’s face, a bit of their internal guilt showing in their voice.-

Yeah, I suppose I’m not known to be a homewrecker. I mean you’ve got the kid even, I’d never do that to you even if it were an option.

[joeltallishbean]

"Oh, come on," he says, waving his hand at Etho. He tried to hide the disappointment he knew he was feeling, giving them a friendly smile instead. He walked over to them, patting them on the back. He looked up at them.

"I know you were just joking. I mean, me?" Joel shook his head. "I'd be shocked if you of all people were attracted to me. I mean... I'm a good looking guy, but still."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho set his drink down as Joel came over, having to ignore how his friendly gestures always made them feel. With some hesitance they held Joel’s gaze, though they couldn’t really return the enthusiasm he had put on.-

Well that doesn’t really matter does it. How I feel on this, I mean. Whether it’s a joke or not the fact that isn’t right is still the same.

[joeltallishbean]

-It was evening, about five minutes before the official closing time of the shop. Etho walks in the door and the little bell rings signaling the entry.-

-They look around for a moment for any sign of Joel or Tubbo, expecting Joel since Tubbo was likely still..traumatized? Or at least given a day off, maybe grounded. In any case they spotted him cleaning table and getting ready to close up.-

Hey..you got time for one more order? - @ethoslabdoesthings

Joel had been cleaning up a table, zoning out as he did so. The repetitive act of scrubbing at the table had lulled his mind into a momentary state of calm. That was until he heard the familiar sound of the bell ringing, signaling the sign of someone entering the cafe.

Joel suppressed a sigh. The place was empty and he was closing. Who in their right mind would come in right now? He opened his mouth to greet them before promptly closing it when he suddenly heard their voice, recognizing it immediately. A smile spread across Joel's face.

That was a voice he loved. A face he loved. "Etho. Here you are again." Joel adjusts the apron around his waist before waving his friend over. "I've always got time for you. You know that. This late though? You should have come sooner."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho would pull down his mask, feeling quite comfortable to do so in such an empty scene. Joel’s smile and enthusiasm was quick to rub off on them, a warm smile spreading on their face. For no one but Joel..they wouldn’t be caught dead being so carefree anywhere else.-

Sorry about that, yeah..I had a busy day and honestly didn’t know if I’d make it. Can’t go without my fix though if I can help it.

[joeltallishbean]

Joel blinked one too many times as he examined Etho's features. Truly, they were gorgeous in his eyes. He was sure that any artist who laid their eyes on that handsome face would be doomed to make art of it for all eternity.

Joel laughed, patting Etho on the shoulder. "Don't worry! I was just wondering where you were at," he said, leading them toward the counter. He looked up at them, an expression of pure adoration on his face. The fast beat of his heart was normal.

Right?

"You're lucky you're our good friend." Joel walked behind the counter. "I would have been pissed if you were any other person. It's almost closing time for God's sake..."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho couldn’t help but admire the adoring look on Joel’s face, even if they only thought it to be out of friendliness. Even the small action of him patting their shoulder made their heart skip a beat, damn them being so soft for this man. They would’ve been lost in those gorgeous eyes and their swirling thoughts forever if they didn’t have to think up an average reply, following closely behind Joel.-

Well I’m flattered you think highly enough of me to serve me at closing time, I’ve seen how pissy you get when someone comes in this late.

-They’d remain on the other side of the counter, admiring Joel’s movements as they spoke.-

[joeltallishbean]

Joel quickly set to work preparing Etho's regular, the music a distant hum in the background as he focused entirely on his friend and their order. He tilted his head to the side as they spoke, laughing to himself as the comment.

Joel did get quite pissy when people decided to come to their cafe this late. Of course, it wasn't actually closed yet, but anyone in their right mind should see him cleaning up and realize they should try their luck another time.

"Can you really blame me?" he questioned as he looked towards them, pausing for a moment as his gaze lingered on their mouth a few seconds too long. He cleared his throat. "As they say, don't poke the sleeping bear. I guess I'd be the bear in that scenario."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-There was that sweet laughter again, a sound that sent such joy to Etho’s heart, and some amount of pride to be able to make him laugh. Joel’s comment was very understandable, but still amusing as he compared himself to this ‘sleeping bear’. He really could be scary like one when annoyed…-

-As Joel looked to them they could almost swear they saw something in that gaze, the way it lingered almost making them question for a few moments as they watched it. His continuation with the jest was the thing to break this line of thought, Etho chuckling at the thought of it.-

Ah yes, I’m sure anyone getting on your bad side would be getting the claws from you. -There was a small pause as they recollected themselves slightly, their soft laughter ceasing as they were left with a small smirk in its place.- I don’t blame you for your annoyance though, people really should have some sense not to be getting coffee of all things at this hour.

[joeltallishbean]

Joel grumbled in response. He placed the lid on Etho's drink before sliding it over to them, watching as their laughter shifted into a smile. A smile that lit up the world if seemed. He had to force himself to look away, pretending he was staring at a wall instead of thinking about how badly he wanted to feel those lips against

"Right. Some people have no sense at all," he says, hoping the way his face warmed wasn't too obvious. He pulled his apron off, placing it on the counter. "People like you. Do you have a reason you decided to come so late? I know you said you were busy, but you didn't have to come at all, you know."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Luckily for Joel their attention shifted to the drink as he slid it over, providing him safety from them potentially picking up on how his face was warming for the moment. Etho took a long sip from the cup as they listened to Joel, speaking up a few moments later in response.-

Well I’ll most likely be up all night and personally I prefer a perfectly crafted cup of this stuff than any energy drink. -They glanced back in Joel’s direction for a moment before turning their gaze back to their coffee. Their voice was a little softer with their next comment.- Besides, I like to come just to see you, too.

[joeltallishbean]

"Perfectly crafted cup, huh?" he mumbled. He had learned most of what he knew about coffee making from Lizzie and even then, making coffee wasn't even that difficult. He appreciated the sentiment regardless, a smile tugging at his lips.

At the next comment, Joel paused. He blinked a few too many times before coughing. He looked at the wall again, willing himself to calm down. They were friends. They were nothing more than friends. Etho hadn't meant it that way.

"Well, I'm always glad to see your handsome face," he says in a playful manner, winking at Etho. His heart was practically pounding in his ears. Why did he say that? Sure, he always joked around like that. But what if Etho knew he meant it??

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho couldn’t help but grin at at Joel’s comment, playing along as they playfully scoffed at it. His wink and slight teasing snapped them out of their thoughts for the moment, there was never a chance for them to be able to focus whenever Joel was up to his cute antics. That’s what they were to them, anyways.-

Oh yeah, you find my face handsome now do you~? -Etho said this mostly just for the banter, though a small part of them was genuinely curious if he meant it. Joel finding them attractive..now that was a thought that piqued their interest.-

[joeltallishbean]

Joel felt his face get warm as Etho teased him. It was just banter. Friendly banter. A back and forth between friends. He hated that he wanted them to be something more than just friends. He had a wife for God's sake and even if he didn't, it still wouldn't be right.

Etho was a friend.

Just a friend.

"Anyone- Anyone with eyes would say the same," he replied, cursing himself for stammering over his words. He was acting like a lovesick fool. He needed to get control of himself. He wasn't in love. He was just having odd thoughts about them. Everyone has them once about a friend.

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Joel’s stammering reaction only confirmed Etho’s thoughts, this idea of Joel being attracted to them somewhat was certainly something they planned to tease him on later. If only he was more prideful in the fact, then his redness (of course only to be assumed as embarrassed blushing) would be even cuter, if that was even possible.-

Well this face is for your eyes only, so I wouldn’t know. For now I’ll just have to assume you think this highly of me. -The statement was true, Joel was the only person that ever got to see their face like this without it being an accident. It honestly warmed their heart a little that he found them handsome, even if they were going to keep up this cocky act.-

[joeltallishbean]

"Regardless, you still have other features that make you..." Joel paused. What could he say that didn't make him sound weird? He couldn't necessarily call Etho attractive to their face. Joel cleared his throat, placing his hands on his hips.

"Well, you know what I mean. Like your voice, your eyes, your personality," he continued, looking at Etho's face as he spoke. "Anyone who has you as a partner should consider themselves... Lucky. Real lucky."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

Seems like you’ve been paying a mighty lot of attention to me then to notice all of that…-Now Etho would be absolutely lying if they said that those compliments didn’t have some effect on them, clearly Joel was thinking a lot more about them than they had thought. Etho had a lot of courage when it came to complimenting Joel usually, but at the moment they didn’t think they could manage it without letting on their real feelings.-

-When he brought up the prospect of Etho having a partner their confidence they’d maintained faltered slightly, they averted their gaze to the counter as their previous smile faded with their response.- You’d think that..

But I don’t know. I can hardly keep my friends, let alone any partners.

[joeltallishbean]

Well played. Joel didn't respond to Etho, not knowing what to say. He might as well take that one. He went back to cleaning up the tables. It was best to do it before Lizzie found out he hadn't done anything but speak to Etho. She would probably tease him more than scold him.

"Yeah?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. "I'm surprised. You're a good person." He pressed his lips together as he scrubbed down the tables. "You know, I used to think that before I met Lizzie. She and I have been together for a long while now. Hopefully you meet someone who... You know."

Joel rubs the back of his neck. "Unless you don't want a relationship at all then that's pretty cool," he said, trying to sound like he wasn't judging Etho. "I just wanted to... Ah, you get what I mean."

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho stole glances to Joel as he resumed his cleaning of the tables, returning to the drinking of their coffee while leaning against the counter lightly.-

-When Joel spoke again they turned their full attention to him again, his words actually piquing their interest. It wasn’t too often they got a glimpse into Joel’s old life, so the small comment was something they took note of. Etho smiled again, quickly going to reassure Joel as they heard him go back on his own words.- No, no I..I’m definitely interested in it. I just don’t have many options, I mean I only have a small handful of close friends they aren’t really available for this sort of thing.

And you’re happily married, so. You know.

[joeltallishbean]

Joel went still for a moment as Etho made that last comment. He quickly went back to scrubbing with a bit more swiftness than he did before. Etho meant nothing by it. Nothing at all. They were just pointing out that Joel was happily married. Which he was very, very happy in his marriage.

Joel looked at his wedding ring, a frown on his face. Sure, Lizzie teased him sometimes for the way he acted around other people. Etho and Jimmy particularly, but he didn't know if she'd be okay with it. If she knew how Joel wanted to kiss his friends and still be with her, would she still love him?

"Happily married... Yeah." Joel was very happy. He shouldn't be thinking about anyone else but his wife. He pushed his hair out of his face. "And you're no homewrecker, yeah?"

[ethoslabdoesthings]

-Etho’s gaze followed Joel’s down to his ring, lingering there for a bit even after he looked elsewhere. They also knew this wasn’t right, to like a married man as they did. That word ‘homewrecker’ still rang through their mind as they looked back up at Joel’s face, a bit of their internal guilt showing in their voice.-

Yeah, I suppose I’m not known to be a homewrecker. I mean you’ve got the kid even, I’d never do that to you even if it were an option.