i'm gay thanks for asking

tearlach tous. tilden toots. twenty years old. muggleborn. hufflepuff alumna. neutral. radio personality, "toots, shoots, 'n' roots with tilden toots."

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mssrtoebeans‌:

Yours, entirely. 

You sound like my mom. Are you still gonna’ help me, at least?

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divine-disassociation‌:

“Oh, absolutely.” she grinned, not denying that whatever was about to happen was certain to be a train wreck. she winked before apparating the two into an empty bathroom stall in an underground london pub “Alright, accessory. You have to be ready for your debut performance.”

Tilden looks around, trying to figure out where they are. “You’ve taken me to a.... toilet?” She looks at Octavia. “And how exactly am I going to prepare for something I don’t know I’m doing?”

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Bones Wedding

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veritas-ames‌

She takes two drinks from the tray and leans toward Tilden as she hands one over. “We should definitely get more cake.” Amelia takes a drink from her glass. “I don’t want to be that little sister, but I think I saw them take the leftovers in the back room over there. If you want to go check it out.” After pointing to the door with her cup she takes another long drink.

Tilden grins as she accepts the drink. “Oh hell yes please. We’ve earned it for wearing shoes like these.” She wiggles one of her feet, showing off her three inch heels. She takes Amelia’s free hand. “Partners in crime again, huh?”

[veritas-ames]

Bones Wedding

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veritas-ames‌:

“A bucket of marbles on a freshly waxed floor,” She chuckles and closes her eyes for a minute. “I’m just trying to picture how that would play out.” She squints at Tilden. “How many marbles fit in a bucket again?”

A waiter passes by their table and she looks down at her empty glass before waving them over. “Could I get another one?” She glances at her. “Do you need anything?”

Tilden grins. “Yep! Like a disaster, but a fun one. It depends on the bucket, but let’s say a lot.”

Tilden nods. “Oh yeah, I’m gonna’ drink tonight. I’m allowed to get toasted here, I had to be on best behavior last night. We should definitely steal some more  cake  too, that cake was delicious.” 

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veritas-ames‌:

“Sometimes the truth hurts.” She grinned at Tilden as they turned into the joke shop. It was as loud and colorful as always, and she had to duck to avoid a flying mini-mop when they stepped in. “Does this place ever change?”

“It  does. Oh, it does.” She nods, grinning widely. “Nope! I love it here. It’s my sanctuary. Everything here is at least supposed to be crazy.”

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divine-disassociation‌:

“Which adds to the mystery of it. If you decode it, you deserve the message.” she could not contain her amusement, even as she tried to act mysterious. “It’s a three part adventure. The first part starts with this…” she pulled out a small weekender bag. inside was a floral print t-shirt and a sunhat. “..and holding on tight.” she held her elbow out toward the other. 

[ she raises her eyebrows ] This seems like it’s gonna’ be a disaster. Okay, let’s do this. [ she takes octavia’s arm ] 

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christmas 1979 ;;

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biliweasley‌:

Aww, thanks sunflower. [ they laugh ] Yeah, first conversation with her, I think. It was an odd conversation all around. [ they nod slowly, processing what Tilden is saying, and then grin ] I think that would be pretty rad! She’s the only werewolf I know, well, that I know of, at least. Would you still be able to do the radio show? You should be able to, right, except maybe on the full moon?

She’s definitely an odd conversationalist. On an epic level. But I like that about her. [ her eyebrows go up ] Really? You’re not against it? [ she breathes a sigh of relief ] I know the rest of her pack. Fake dated one of them once, he helped me scare my parents. They’re good people, I mean I look at them and I just.... want to belong to that family. You feel me? [ she nods ] I thought about that, yeah, and I can prerecord shows for full moon nights earlier in the day so they can just play the recording at night. I started doing it now and then now so it won’t be out of place or weird if I do it on full moons, if and when I do this. I only have to be in the office two days a week, so I should be able to avoid it mostly. There’s only four full moons this year that’d fall on my work nights. That’s not that many at all.

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“Actually, we’re putting off the honeymoon until I’ve finished my mediwitch training.”

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“That’s fair, but still. Do you know where you’re going, at least?  Gotta’ give  yourself something to look forward to.”

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Bones Wedding

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veritas-ames‌:

Amelia grins and bumps Tilden’s shoulder with her own. “You were a great first girlfriend too.” She laughs. “How long did Ol’ Sluggy stand up and talk about all of the connections the club has brought?”

Tilden smiles back. “I’m glad I got to be your first girlfriend.” She laughs. “So long. It was so funny, he dropped more names than a bucket of marbles on a freshly waxed floor.”

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veritas-ames‌:

“Only if we can’t top turning your office to jellybeans, I may have no choice. I can’t really spend time with someone who is losing a prank war.” Amelia looked around the street for a minute and listened to Tilden’s plan. “I can’t imagine his polyjuice would taste that good, maybe if you have the room to pull a long-game, you could send her notes that seem like they’re from him?” She looked up at the shop sign. “I think Zonko’s has some pens that will mimic other people’s handwriting?”

“I guess that’s fair. Still hurts.” She shakes her head. “Yeah no, I don’t think it’d go well. Ooh, notes. That  could be fun. I just gotta’ figure out his handwriting, it’s all ridiculous and loopy looking. Ah! Perfect. We should get some of those. And maybe a stink bomb or two, just in case.”

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"That would be correct, the accent I have on the radio is complete bullshit.”

[mssrtoebeans]

For the record, I was opposed from the start. 

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You agreed to help me anyway, though, so whose fault is it really?

[retmckinnon]

I know we’re in the middle of a war. But I wanted one. So I got one. [ the puffskein is balancing on her shoulder ] It’s name is Frump. 

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Frump? It’s so cute! Can Posy say hi?

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caitylotz: Angels all over the world

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slug club party ;;

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mssrprxngs‌:

“I am, though questing for pickled beets with Lily was an odd interlude.”

“Pickled beets? That sounds super disgusting, dude.”

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31 January

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lilyebba‌:

“Thank you! I feel way too young to be this old, but at the same time I’m so tired all the time I might as well be a grandma.”

Tilden laughs. “Maybe not a grandma quite yet, you gotta’ have your kiddo first,”  she says. “But  I get what you mean. Still, it’s your  birthday, you should be chillin’.”

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"I’ve been reliably informed that he was off his rocker piss drunk, but I’m not sure I buy it.”