& it hurts like hell

i loved & i loved & i lost you.remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual.

[mssrtoebeans]

apisremus‌:

What part of lycanthropy do you think is optional? I’m not a fan of all of this either.

I’ve still got the right to be opposed. 

[mssrtoebeans]

ettootsbrute‌:

You agreed to help me anyway, though, so whose fault is it really?

Yours, entirely. 

[mssrtoebeans]

mssrprxngs‌:

“It was your idea.”

“Those are the best kinds of ideas to be opposed to.”

[mssrtoebeans]

For the record, I was opposed from the start. 

[mssrtoebeans]

noctevigent‌:

Aw, don’t get your knickers in a twist.

I couldn’t possibly. I’m not wearing any. 

[mssrtoebeans]

corvisbones‌:

But it’s fun! They painted  me this lovely chicken flower thing, see? [ he holds up the painting ]

What in Merlin’s crotch is a chicken flower? 

[mssrtoebeans]

apisremus‌:

You can’t just walk away while we’re having a conversation.

I totally can. I have all the rights. 

[mssrtoebeans]

claraeustacia‌:

“Already? Surely you want to spend more time basking in the glow of my presence.” 

I didn’t realize we were basking. 

[mssrtoebeans]

ves-ted‌:

“Penny for your thoughts?”

My thoughts are worth a lot more than that. 

[mssrtoebeans]

mssrprxngs‌:

“Yeah, so says you. So says you that breaks my heart every time you don’t laugh at one of my jokes.” He pats his chest. “Hurts right here, and hurts deep, Padfoot.”

“I’m breaking your heart? Well, you didn’t tell me I was breaking your heart, Prongsy.” 

[mssrtoebeans]

andromedastella‌:

Oh, you don’t have to go right now. I was just packing up some food for you to take back to the house. I know you boys like my roast. 

Are you telling me you’re making us food? All four of us? 

[mssrtoebeans]

andromedastella‌:

“Oh, come on. I at least look like I’m out of school, don’t I?”

“On a good day, sure.” 

[mssrtoebeans]

mxflyy‌:

“It continues to baffle me how you are able to function on your own.  Don’t you have to have constant supervision, incase you run off?”

Yeah, yeah. Big leash and everything.” A raised brow. “What about you? Mommy and Daddy keeping an eye on the big bad Lucius Malfoy?” 

[mssrtoebeans]

I’m going, yeah. 

[mssrtoebeans]

countesszabini‌:

“So you do know who I am,” she said. “It’s an honor, Little Boy Black, that my name is known all the way down in the blood traitor circles. I never thought I’d spread to such low lows.” 

“I don’t concern myself with lowlife shit. Unfortunately, I hear enough. I’d rather I didn’t, but the other option is walking around with a cone of silence on my head.” 

[mssrtoebeans]

mssrprxngs‌:

“You get a little less cute when you make fun of me like that.”

“I’m cute no matter what. It’s just a given, really.” 

[mssrtoebeans]

corvisbones‌:

Hey,  you try finger-painting with toddlers. They’re adorable little messes. 

Oh, I’d rather not try that.