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[cavecricket]

Deacon time

[letmebegaytodd]

Deacon: You can’t trust everyone

Some random vault dweller, stumbling through the catacombs and right into the Railroad welcoming party: Is there a bathroom down here

Deacon:

AN EXCEPTION

[cucksworth]

Post referenced.

Honestly this has probably been done before but I’ve been thinking about it for a while now.

[red-flare-art]

I have no explanation for this, but I love all the bald boys.

[calloutfour]

men you can date in fallout 4

racist tin can

unproblematic cosplayer

very high raisin

rude garbage weasel

men you should be able to date but can’t because todd howard doesn’t understand love

stealth egg

grandpa toaster

[inkiedraws]

Smoke as much weed as you can kids

[sikeotron-deactivated20210904]

[cuomophobe]

the minutemen are unironically the most benevolent and effective faction introduced into the fallout canon and we all just shat on them because their weapons were a bit shit and they made us do things in this essay I will

[fallout-fallen-knight]

Some raider: Asshole’s using a stealth boy!

Me and the lads, wearing power armor with the radio on and blaring “Butcher Pete”, not even bothering to crouch: 

[diners-driveins-n-deathclaws]

[shesnake]

straight vampires are so unrealistic

[shesnake]

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

[veggiedaddy]

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

SWORDS

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Glad to know the gays are all in agreement about this

[pigexn-deactivated20181126]

[pomegranatecryptid-deactivated2]

I will only accept a live-action Road to El Dorado movie if its directed by Taika Watiti bye

[giddy-goblin]

Do you have any idea how much chaotic gay energy a movie like that would have

[martyrwill]

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

the greatest skill a woman can learn for herself is self reliance

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

to clarify … so many strong women in my life rely on men. that dependence is dangerous. ladies here are some good ref resources I’ve found helpful on my journey towards self reliance

automobile

changing coolant

changing oil

changing tire

jumping a car

plumbing

toilet running

basement flooding

replace a faucet

clogged drain

electrical

replacing light switches

blew a fuse

installing overhead light

earth vs. neutral vs. live wires

home

patching drywall

finding studs

this list is in no way comprehensive feel free to add on

[nerdgul]

a lot of ‘man things’ are a lot easier than you think they are. especially considering the fact that most of these things when buying the parts come with directions on the packaging that men usually don’t even look at (and often end up doing it wrong because they were taught by fathers who also did not look at the packaging). 

like i recently had to change my car battery and freaked out cause i thought id electrocute myself but turns out new batteries come with directions and its the easiest shit in the world so long as you can lift the damn thing. 

so yeah, ladies dont ever feel like a man is a necessity for life, you can do this shit on your own its easier than you think!  

[bravestghost-deactivated2019070]

shading colour tips

hey yall its me the Art Mom™ to help you shade pretty

rule 1: DO NOT SHADE WITH BLACK. EVER. IT NEVER LOOKS GOOD. 

red- shade with a slightly darker shade of purple

orange- slightly darker and more saturated shade of red

yellow- i think like..a peach could work but make it a really light peach

green- shade with darker and less saturated shade of blue or teal

blue- shade with purple

purple- a shade thats darker than the purple you’re using and maybe a little pink (MAYBE blue)

pink- darker shade of red

white- a really light lavender or blue..or i guess any really light colour??

black- okay listen dont use pure black to colour anything unless you want to leave it with flat colours because you cant really shade black lol

grey- a slightly darker shade of purple or blue (less saturated)

brown- slightly darker and less saturated shade of purple or red

aaaaand thats all i got lol. let me know if there is anything i should add to this list!!

[valmoxium]

If you’re a visual learner…

I made some Balls of Colour to go with Art Mom™’s post:

[theangryblueone]

This is lovely and helpful but WHY IN THE DEVILS NAME IS LENNY HIDING IN THE WHITE BALL