My Talent Lies in Burning Bridges.

And may the bridges I burn light my way. She/Her, Madison, 26, Leo

[threedollarsdotcom]

urgent message from your bank: hey girl hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii how are you

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[my-gender-is]

My gender is Homosexula

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[windsing5]

And they’re all Vlad

[no-one-offical]

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[syscshowyou]

minthara in suit

[sun-dari]

literally every character who's been mind controlled and made to do terrible things feels awful and has trouble accepting that it wasn't their fault, meanwhile minthara baldursgate is like remorse is for losers and i didn't do anything wrong in my entire life ever

[wabisabichan]

a trap. let us send forth our least favorite.

[punky-rooster]

[fiendir]

[tim-ee-sis]

This is funny even if you didn’t know what she’s saying

[evilvillain123456789]

driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

[cognitohazardous]

then its literally not you girl

[megamindsupremacy]

Beautiful dash pull

[oneheadtoanother]

[triviallytrue]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[siorca]

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

[chilewithcarnage]

there is no discourse between gen z and millenials. we are siblings. come on lil bro, ill take you to amc. yeah we can go there early and play the arcade games before the movie starts.

[midlifecrisis2021]

Can we get popcorn and a drink to share :)

[chilewithcarnage]

we sure can buddy, we sure can

[microwaveabl]

Why do the two reblogs read like a soldier dying in their friends arms and talking about when they’ll get back home to give them a bit of comfort before they die

[snowy-icarus]

because have you seen the economy and society lately

[roboticchibitan]

Human crewmate: smells like rain

Alien crewmate: you can SMELL that???

Human:. ... yes? Some humans can feel it in their bones, especially where bones have been broken and healed or have decayed. Most of us get it with age.

Alien crewmate, aside to another alien crewmate: what the fuck

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

[trattenbach]

Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon's Immortal Soul Saturday

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results