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Human crewmate: smells like rain

Alien crewmate: you can SMELL that???

Human:. ... yes? Some humans can feel it in their bones, especially where bones have been broken and healed or have decayed. Most of us get it with age.

Alien crewmate, aside to another alien crewmate: what the fuck

allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

trattenbach

Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon's Immortal Soul Saturday

miraclemaya

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

turtle-brownie

if there is a problem to solve, you can trust her to make it somehow Worse

hometoursandotherstuff

my-flying-sister

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

paperandpencilsandskips

This is fucking killing me. Like what

homunculus-argument

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

laikathestar

boy-and-girl-crazy123456

Microsoft windows is always like oh yeah, we closed all your programs and restarted your computer while you were asleep. but don't fret ☝️we installed some spyware as a gift 😃