dangerous woman

[euminsoo]

status › closed for @euhyori. location › hermes house.       the fact that minsoo somehow secured the spot of the hermes’ house ra was hilarious enough in itself. letting him be in charge of ANYTHING was a clear oversight of the eonia administrators, but it’s not like they could really do much about a rule that was likely set in stone by the gods, themselves. and surely they would if they could, because who on EARTH would think it was a good idea for h i m to be the head of anything at all. with that being said, it’s no question that minsoo fucking LOVED being the resident advisor.       he hardly ever enforced the curfew rules (seeing as he never really abided by them, himself), and he was allowed a room to himself. it was kind of a beyond sweet gig, even if they almost always failed to pass the cleaning inspections at the end of each month.       speaking of, he’s already received one notice too many about actually making an ATTEMPT at passing an adequate amount of inspections this year. the common rooms (and even most of the bedrooms) are typically sufficient enough to pass, but it’s his own bedroom that tends to be the downfall of their overall grade. and though he’s still got a whole MONTH before the inspection, itself, he figured making a start on his room might help somewhat.       blasting his usual mix of carly rae and other great, but inferior, artists, minsoo wiggles around the room in slippers, wielding a trash bag and throwing away the various energy drink cans that littered the floor. “hey!” he shouts out at the familiar sibling passing by his open bedroom door, quickly scurrying over with a tub of lysol wipes. “i’m currently accepting volunteers for helping me clean my absolute disaster of a gaming cave. i will happily bribe you with lysol wipes, and uh….” he trails off, looking around his room for anything somewhat appealing.       he reaches for a nearly-empty can of pringles. “these! sound tempting?”

[euhyori]

she misses the tall windows, soft sheets, and wide open bedrooms. it doesn’t matter that they were never her’s. it was enough to enjoy their luxury at the expense of foolish men. 

they’re all fleeting memories now, only occasional treats with her new situation at hand. demigods had more rules than she liked. demigods at school, even more so with curfew and assigned dorms. 

it’s not a secret she envies the other demigods’ houses. hermes house is quaint and cozy at its best and dirty and unsightly at its worst. hyori finds herself often absent from her own family’s residence, more than eager to sleep over at other’s when she gets the chance.  

today happens to be one of rare times she has slept at home, though a certain calling voice reminds her of why her distaste is so. 

she peeks back, already regretting it the second she does. everyone’s a hot mess around these parts in one way or another. minsoo just happens to physically manifest this in his room. she thinks of a hundred things she’d match rather do than accept his proposal, perhaps dying being one of them.  

“so tempting.” she sarcastically mocks with a strained smile and nod of her head. “but i’m probably going to have to pass.” 

[euhyori]

✱ THESE NIGHTS ｡    for @eujiahn​

long nights and late starts seem to grow more and more common in her life. she remembers being young and frequently up earlier than the sun, always there to push the cart along for dear grandma’s weekly runs to the market. yet, too many years in between have left those to be mere fleeting memories and lost habits, forsaken in the name of late night parties and sacred minutes of extra sleep.

she’s here again tonight, never one to be missing from a good party around these parts and everyone knows dionysus house holds the best. she spots him two drinks in and an hour later of entertaining but meaningless conversations with other students.  

“be a dear and refill my glass, won’t you?” she requests as hello, sugar sweet smile as she offers up her empty cup. 

[euhyori]

✱ EARNED IT ｡      for @euaain​

heaven and hell -- it’s not a new concept given that she walks amongst demigods day to day. she’s yet to visit hades’ official realm but she’s certain this must be a certain ring of it.

the questions are too many and the concepts difficult and unfortunately this is not a new conundrum for her. still, she supposes that she recognizes more than usual, managing not to completely shut down after only filling in her name. she skips a few and answers others, the studying from their all nighter pulling through. she’ll have to thank ain properly later for saving her from completing bombing yet another test. heaven knows how many more she can afford to fail without being held back a year. 

still, it’s a good sign when she’s not the last one for once submitting her test. with all her belongings gathered, she hands the paper off and scrambles out of the room, eager for fresh air and to put this long stretch of preparation and studying and learning behind for the day.

[euhyori]

✱ PLOTS｡

hello! i am back with plots as promised. hamiltonwasamazing. i realize that these plots are very minimal so i’m happy to plot them into further detail. please let me know if you’re interested in any!

01. summer camps are not fun without summer flings and hyori seems to have had one every summer since she was old enough. 

02. you were a poor unfortunate who had to happen upon hyori the first time you came to summer camp and ended up in her family’s camp for being unclaimed. she definitely hazed you, making it sound like you weren’t allowed in until you’d done everything she asked. it was fun while it lasted.

03. her country bumpkin is showing and she’s not the brightest crayon in the box. please save her from another f on her test and tutor her.

04. she might have a bunch of mortals to call sugar daddy but you still love to spoil her all the same.

05. a rare friend who actually genuine worries about what she’s doing and where she’s going in life. 

06. friends with benefits. emphasis on the friends because everyone knows eun hyori is the last one to expect a committed relationship out of.

07. that one time she actually tried seriously dating and it went to absolute hell.

08. let it be known that eun hyori is not out to take everything from everyone. you are one of the few exceptions who she actually loves to spoil instead. she lets you reap in the benefits of her sugar daddy shenanigans.

09. you made a mess in hermes house and you’re gonna clean up. i dont give a crap if the rest of the house is a pigsty.

10. our dorm is a slob and i’m going to die if i have to spend another minute in there. please let me hang in yours as long as i can.

11. hyori is usually more the self serving type but you happen to enlist her during a moment of absolute boredom. she’s now helping you get revenge. 

12. if you eat my snacks one more time, i’m going to break your kneecaps. i don’t care if my siblings gave you the okay.

[euhyori]

hello, loves! i’m kris (she, 18+, pst). it’s been a good while since i last wrote so please be gentle. in any case, i am still very thrilled to be here. i have eun hyori here who is child of hermes and an absolute chaotic sugar baby. i was very unorganized so unfortunately you’ll have to put up with my barebone pages for the time being. i’m about to step away to watch hamilton but i will be working on some plots when i get back. i’d love to plot with you all soon though!  ♡ app, profile, pinterest

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