5'8 little piece of shit boy.

lights on, they all go home. you won't let anybody close. that high five — is all you got.

[euminsoo]

STATUS: open. LOCATION: outside of the hermes house.

     fitting his shades back over his eyes, minsoo heaves out a dramatic ( and obnoxiously long ) sigh, hoping anyone passing by might pick up on the noise. he wanted attention, that much was obvious. after months and months of staying cooped up in his childhood home back in korea, he had found himself to be suddenly deficient in anything social. it had gotten so bad that he even briefly got BORED of playing minecraft ( the horror ). his twitch viewers were definitely a bit shocked, to say the least, when he started exclusively streaming the sims for an entire week straight. apparently, attempting to vlog your encounter with a deadly monster leaves you with a few unsavory consequences. also the whole ‘nearly dying’ thing, but... whatever.      he heaves out another hefty sigh, hands folded behind his head and legs stretched out across his fortnite beach towel, his eyes subtly peaking around from beneath his shades for any potential onlookers. no luck.

[euminsoo]

HELLO, i’m finally BACK from obscurity to present you with a completely unnecessary edit of this MESS of a boy (that you might have already seen) after his not so graceful exit. i’m chels (she/her and newly chilling in pst 😎) , for those of you who don’t know me, and if you LIKE this post, i’ll come hit you up for plots! OR you can message me on discord @ hammed burger 🙁#1101 and we can talk plots over there! i’ve listed a few hc’s for minsoo below, as well as some links, so hopefully you can get to know him a BIT more.

A FEW IMPORTANT LINKS —

STATISTICS. BIO. WANTED PLOTS. ACCEPTANCE POST. MUSINGS.

REGARDING MINSOO’S EXIT

(TW: near death experience, mentions of trauma) if you were here during minsoo’s previous ‘eonia era,’ you might remember his... not so intelligent decisions that lead to his exit aka attempting to vlog the appearance of a deadly monster and, you know... almost dying and all that. so he’s basically coming back to eonia after flying back home to recover for a while (upon his mother’s request, ofc), and even though he’s usually all for making fun of his own idiotic choices, he does get a bit... guarded about that particular instance and doesn’t like joking about it so much. yay trauma!

A FEW HEADCANONS & BULLETPOINTS —

› minsoo’s an only child and a COMPLETE mama’s boy. like, the BIGGEST mama’s boy. it was just her and minsoo growing up, so he will always be very attached to his mama. catch him facetiming her every tuesday and thursday nights for wine and online scrabble. she even convinced him to join the track team, so he could get away from his computer more often and actually get exercise every now and then (and of course he listened) › as stated in the powers section of his ACCEPTANCE POST, the power he’s most confident in his clauditiskinesis, which for him translates into being absurdly good at hacking. › he makes a good bit of cash on the side from his (incredibly sketchy) hacking jobs he does for various organizations, but mostly he uses the skill to promote his twitch and youtube channels in really ridiculous and absurd ways. › his ‘thievery’ skills aren’t as impressive in comparison to everything else, but he still does have a bit of a bad case of ‘sticky fingers,’ and can usually get away with snatching a few things every now and then. › he started off as solely a twitch streamer (primarily for minecraft), and managed to build his career off of that, but he’s also managed to gain a pretty good following on his youtube channel (mostly due to his already successful twitch career, ofc) where he posts various playthroughs that he does outside of his streaming. (mostly minecraft builds and challenges, if we’re being completely honest). › likes to think he started the new minecraft wave on twitch/youtube, and he’s honestly not completely wrong. › an absolute clown. makes shit posts about his dad on twitter - exhibit a. and he’s honestly just stupidly petty whenever it comes to his dad in general. › always wanted a younger sibling, so he was kind of beyond stoked to discover he has a SHIT ton of them when he got claimed by hermes at camp when he was younger, though hermes fully tried to NOT claim him for a full two days before realizing minsoo would have to end up in his cabin anyways if he went unclaimed. › definitely tends to hole himself up in his room for frantic editing or hacking sessions (only consuming pizza rolls and red bulls aka his standard diet), but outside of this, he can never really sit still. he actually backpacked for a while before he enrolled at eonia - even volunteered at a few demigod camps around the world while he did so, mostly for.. you know.. the protection aspect of it, but he also really enjoyed it. › an IDIOT, but he likes to think he’s a lovable idiot, at least. › carly rae jepsen’s #1 fan. › actually lowkey insecure af BUT HE MAKES SURE YOU’D NEVER KNOW IT~

[baekonbaek]

baekhyun as oikawa

(insp)

[distinguishedbaloney]

[anthoniejcrowley]

buzzfeed unsolved: a summary

[incorrectanastxsiaquotes]

Anya: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

Gleb: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated—

Dmitry: Smad

[incorrectgreekquotes]

Hermes: *gets caught pickpocketing because he keeps saying “yoink” out loud when he does it*

[euminsoo]

MINSOO AS A BRATZ DOLL.

with terrifying bratz doll-esque makeup done by @eumaxine, herself, minsoo plans on completing the look with baggy jeans, a chunky belt, a purple turtleneck layered with a purple, leopard print cropped top, a choker, platform sneakers, and of course, a beret and tiny bitchy sunglasses to really tie it all off. › @eoniahq​

[euminsoo]

INTRODUCING, HEO MINSOO — tw: brief video game violence at the beginning and some nsfw lyrics.

“ i’m a fun sized, super nice guy ”

[husssel]

[jessica-henwick-deactivated2023]

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) dir. Peyton Reed.

[euminsoo]

party for ONE. if you don’t care about m e. —i’ll just dance by myself, back on my beat. — LISTEN.

001. SIMS 2 - coco & clair clair. 002. PARTY FOR ONE - carly rae jepsen. 003. BUTTERFLIES - red velvet. 004. I DON’T WANT IT AT ALL - kim petras. 005. BLOW - beyoncé. 006. DELICATE - taylor swift. 007. EMOTIONS - carly rae jepsen. 008. OH! MY MISTAKE - april. 009. IN & OUT - red velvet. 010. OLD ME - betty who. 011. WANT YOU IN MY ROOM - carly rae jepsen. 012. BREAK MY HEART - dua lipa. 013. ROSE-COLORED BOY - paramore. 014. SOLO - carly rae jepsen. 015. NAUGHTY - irene & seulgi. 016. RUN AWAY WITH ME - carly rae jepsen. 017. DANCING ON MY OWN - robyn. 018. BOY PROBLEMS - carly rae jepsen. 019. ALL RIGHT - red velvet. 020. TAKE A BYTE - janelle monae. 021. THIS LOVE ISN’T CRAZY - carly rae jepsen. 022. SOMETHING NEW - taeyeon. 023. GONE - charlie xcx, christine and the queens. 024. MAKING THE MOST OF THE NIGHT - carly rae jepsen. 025. LA DI DA - everglow.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kamikoy]

[euminsoo]

kamikoy​:

baekhyun series : ↳ blonde haired bbh ✨

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[theanimalmemes]