Incorrect Anastasia Quotes

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Lily: I spy with my little eye something beginning with ‘s’.

Vlad: Sunshine?

Lily: Nope.

Vlad: *looks over at Anya and Dmitry arguing* Sexual tension?

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Dmitry: [At Anya’s door, holding a sign that says “Homecoming?”]

Vlad: [opens the door] Oh my gosh, yes!

Dmitry: N-no! Go tell Anya!

Vlad: Okay!

Vlad: Anya! I’m going to homecoming with your boyfriend!

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Gleb: [after hearing a joke] If I had learned how to laugh as a child, I would right now.

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Dmitry: I'm not gonna fight you.

Anya: Why? I'd fight me.

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Gleb: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you’ve lost throughout your life.

Dmitry: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Lily: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!

Vlad: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Anya: Mental stability; my old friend!

Gleb: I lost my old notebook but yeah sure

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Dmitry: Hey your worship, I’m only trying to help.

Anya: Will you PLEASE stop calling me that!

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Anya: Why, you stuck up… half-witted… scruffy-looking… Nerf-herder!

Dmitry: Who’s scruffy-looking?

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Gleb: What are your names?

Dmitry: Don’t tell him, Vlad.

Gleb: [writing down] Vlad.

Dmitry: Oh shit.

Vlad: Good job, Dmitry.

Gleb:

Vlad: Shit.

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Anya: You’re cute, but selfish and narcissistic to a point of near-delusion. [leaves]

Dmitry:

Dmitry: She called me cute.

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Vlad: Why’s Anya on the counter?

Dmitry: She likes to be tall.

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Dmitry: Man, it’s really muggy out today.

Anya: If I go outside, and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m gonna kill you.

Dmitry:

Dmitry: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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Vlad: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Lily: No, I said, “Vlad, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do, Lily.” and then you licked the swing set.

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Anya: Come on, okay? You’re beautiful. You have nothing to be insecure about.

Dmitry: That is way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that shit down.

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Dmitry: *throws stones at Anya’s window*

Anya: You have your phone for a reason!

[thump]

Anya, lifting open her window: DID YOU THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE AT THE WINDOW

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Vlad: On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the only one you need

Lily: No, what the fuck? I’m a 10

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Dmitry: When you’ve been living on the streets for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Vlad: Blue’s not your color.

Dmitry: Blue brINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!

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Vlad, at Dmitry and Anya’s wedding: I feel like my two kids grew up and then they married each other…

Vlad: It’s every parent’s dream.