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hey i noticed that when you called your pokemon back int its ball the red energy kind of wrapped around it shibari-style and it moaned instead of the normal thing

aromanticduck

No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

saltoncity

it’s cause you’re always chained to that damn radiator

phantomofthehoepera

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

phantomofthehoepera

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

carnelianfoxx

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs

xanaxfarts

Clark Sorensen: Nature's Call (2005)

segamascott

vixvigil

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

2menkissing

aggot

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

sluttynurse

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

innerchildabortionclinic

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.