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18+ • yeonjun • mina • yeosang • eunha • soobin • nayeon • wonwoo • yerin • doyoung

[eunhaunted]

Which OC and which idol are trying desperately to get a mystery jersey rn?

feels like taehyun & tzuyu? DON'T YOU THINK SHE'D DO IT?

and also benny & cam (though cam would be doing it for benny because he'd be anxious about it all evening & ask cam for help securing a code)

[eunhaunted]

which idols would be most obsessed with Tiny Kingdom? who's really good at it? who only ever draws Island cards? xoxo wife

mina has over 1k little residents rn AND COUNTING. beomgyu is also obsessed and weirdly good at it but can't beat his high score which is somewhere in the 300s. seonghwa, vernon, soobin, dahyun, woozi, jin, and sunny all play it casually and aren't great at it but play it to kill time.

and out of those little guys, the ones who only draw fucking island cards are vernon and jin lmao

[eunhaunted]

gonna send this thought to you because I have nowhere else to put it but: Brenden Dillon x Taylor Swift. that is all! XOXOXO wife

"he looks up grinning like a devil" is actually a line about dilly looking up at taylor from between her thighs all smug after making her come

[eunhaunted]

hello your drawing of soobin in thigh highs and a mini skirt will be finished next week 🎄

WAIT WHAT!! WHEN DID THIS ASK COME THROUGH?? WHAT'S GOING ON !!!!!?!

[eunhaunted]

in honor of the Hughes Bowl, who is TXTwice's favorite Hughes?

HI WIFE

quinn: nayeon, mina, chaeyoung, yeonjun, taehyun

jack: sana, momo, soobin, hueningkai

luke: jihyo, jeongyeon, dahyun, tzuyu, beomgyu

[eunhaunted]

I simply cannot get Big Love off the brain today bc of my dream so now I simiply Need you to give me one (1) Nikki/Margene headcanon and one (1) Nikki/Barb hedacanons please and thank you and ily

i'll start out with some spice: margene often dreams about eating nikki out and she since can't lie for shit, she just tries her best to avoid nikki on those days. (but nikki knows when she's being avoided and shoehorns herself into Situations with margie because she gets a kick out of watching her blush and squirm 🥰)

and you're getting a soft romantic one for nikki and barb because they're in gay love with each other. so back in the day when barb was sick and nikki was taking care of her there was a point where barb was big sad and big stressed and nikki wanted to pull her out of it. so she tried her usual methods of comfort (hugs, hand holds, reassurance, starting an argument just to make barb feel something other than depression, etc) but none of them worked and she was so desperate to fix the vibes that she kissed barb right on the mouth. and sometimes when life gets messy in the family and she can tell barb is stressed out she thinks about that night and wonders if barb remembers it and thinks about it too (she does).

[fiona-widdershins]

MINA // BATTITUDE

[misswoozi]

@eunhaunted this is for you, bro

[eunhaunted]

googles how to be the big ball

[misswoozi]

@eunhaunted

you are so blessed w/ this ship, dawg

[eunhaunted]

the thing is that they're in homosexual love with each other and fantasize about smooching in secret

[eunhaunted]

[misswoozi]

it's a damn shame that Big Love aired 15 years ago instead of,, like,,, right now because MAAAAAN would this website have a field day with Nicki's praise kink + Margie's degradation kink/insane sex drive.

[misswoozi]

not to mention Margene being Loud and Nicki complaining about it and Also Margene always trying to get Nicki out of her shell AND Nicki caring so much about what the other wives think of how she looks and needs Margie to compliment her

[misswoozi]

THERE'S LITERALLY NOT EVEN AND PHOTOS OF THEM TOGETHER ON GOOGLE, WHAT A WASTED GAY OPPORITUNITY AND A WLW OUTRAGE

[misswoozi]

.... @eunhaunted could you draw them for me

[eunhaunted]

I COULD SURE TRY

[eunhaunted]

This is extremely important. I need you to tell me how you headcanon Soobin/Mina vs. how you headcanon Yeonjun/Mina 🎱

GLADLY.

let's start with soobin/mina. these two... they cute. definitely a soft ship. mina is the more dominant partner and she LOVES to tease him both in and out of the bedroom. even though she doesn't typically care for degradation she loves that it turns soobin into an adorable subby mess. there's definitely a bit of a mommy kink at play with this ship too. overall they're super cute together. lots of physical affection, lots of giggling. (i cry)

ON THE OTHER HAND,,

mina and yeonjun don't exactly have the emotional connection she and soobin have but the attraction and sexual chemistry is strong. in this pairing yeonjun is more dominant which allows mina to just Let Go, which is a nice change of pace for her. these two do not take it slow and rarely come up for air. whereas soobin is gentle and submissive, yeonjun just goes for it. he's good at reading her and isn't afraid to be rough which she likes since guys tend to treat her like she's made of glass. this ship isn't as kinky but they both enjoy dirty talk and anal.

another fun thing i like to think about is that soob has no shame whatsoever when it comes to talking to his partner about their sex life and mina also does not give a shit so you might catch them having a casual chat about Last Night's Events over dinner or in the car on their way to the grocery store or whatever.

meanwhile, yeonjun giggles and blushes if mina mentions something they've done in the bedroom which she sometimes finds irritating, but then the sex is great and that's all she really cares about when it comes to yeonjun so she just talks to her friends about it instead lmao

[misswoozi]

Who in Ateez would be the most compatible with someone in TXT?

That's a great question! In order to give you the most accurate answer, let's first decide which ATEEZ boy best suits each TXT member.

Soobin: Wooyoung (this ship would be toxic as hell but they'd have a lot of fun for a very brief time before crashing and burning lmao)

Yeonjun: Hongjoong (SIZE DIFFERENCE + Hongjoong has that punk rock edge that I think Yeonjun would be so into)

Beomgyu: Mingi?? (purely a one-night stand and they'd both be extremely attracted to each other!)

Taehyun: Yunho (big, tall, kinda dopey, incredibly charming, boyishly handsome, lovely voice and he'd LOVE to make Taehyun laugh)

Huening Kai: Seonghwa (tall, extremely pretty in an androgynous/gender-fluid way, a true performer, I could definitely see Kai joining him in Animal Crossing or Legos or a Taylor Swift documentary movie marathon)

So I'd say Yeonjun/Hongjoong, Taehyun/Yunho and Kai/Seonghwa are the best possible cross-ships!

(also tagging @eunhaunted in case she wants to give her 2 cents bc these are her BOYS)

[eunhaunted]

i'm gonna be honest, i had never considered any of these cross ships before and i can't believe how perfect they all are???

taehyun/yunho would be so sweet my teeth hurt just thinking about them.

hueningkai/seonghwa would be almost TOO powerful yk like just picture them walking arm in arm into a formal function dressed to the androgynous nines!!! everyone would simply drop dead, myself included.

beomgyu/mingi lowkey give me short-lived fwb vibes which is really cute and then also insanely hot and i kinda want to explore this one a little more 👀👀👀

[misswoozi]

HIT 2K WORDS ON JEONGTZU

(it's the night before Sahyo's wedding, everyone is happy and drunk, Momo hasn't shown up yet and Jeongyeon is still insisting that she and Tzuyu continue to take things slow even though thoughts of fucking Tzuyu are COMSUMING HER lmao stay tuned!)

[misswoozi]

I've hit 3k! I can't tell if it's good or not lmao this might end up being like 5,000 words

[misswoozi]

UPDATE: we've hit 4k words! it's finally the morning of the wedding lmao Jeongyeon and Tzuyu haven't fucked yet BUT Jeongyeon has reflected (in detail) on a past night (in a hotel!) with Momo and a recent sexual experience with Tzuyu so WE'RE GETTING THERE

[misswoozi]

Also I sent the first 4.3k words to @eunhaunted to beta read so she can tell y'all how it's going since I can't actually tell 😂

[eunhaunted]

GUYS IT'S SO SWEET AND ALSO VERY HOT AND SLUTTY I'M JUST

[officialmisswoozi]

uhhhh idk what happened or why or when but my blog just... disappeared??? so if you're looking for misswoozi, I'm here for now I guess? idk it's almost 2 AM and I don't have the energy to figure this out right now but I am, in fact, still here!

[eunhaunted]

in your opinion thus far, which GC species are each member of TXT?

i have chosen

[misswoozi]

Watching Season 15 of Supernatural, which is why I gotta ask, who would you cast as Sam and Dean?

THIS IS A GREAT ASK BUT I GOTTA SEND IT OVER TO OUR IN-HOUSE SUPERNATURAL EXPERT AKA MY GIRLFRIEND AKA @eunhaunted

[eunhaunted]

i feel like the only option for Dean is Yuta. he's got that balance of intensity and protectiveness plus the silly goofiness Dean exudes. plus he's kinda slutty. so there's that, too.

my pick for Sam is Hueningkai. he's softhearted and kind but also big and strong. he's got that baby brother energy. in another life i think Sam would have been a pacifist which is the vibe i get from Hueningkai as well.

[misswoozi]

Seonghwa looks like a lesbian

bro, Seonghwa IS a lesbian!!

my (lesbian) gf is a Huge Huge supporter of the Seonghwa Lesbian agenda lmao @eunhaunted do you have any photos at-the-ready of Hwa's best lesbian looks?? we gotta convert anon here

[eunhaunted]

HERE'S SOME

he's a soft sophisticated goth witch lesbian!