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# ⚜︎ ༝ ،، ⠀ fandom blog . vampire luvr . masterlist is under co .” my msgs are always open !

[the-wolf-moon-diaries]

mini twilight headcanon: jacob almost slips up about edward being a vamp in front of charlie (cause he called him a blood sucker) and had to figure out a way to recover.

Charlie: what do you mean by 'blood sucker'?

Jacob: you know...cause he's a...a Republican.

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

cough laughing at my dad’s gifs responding to my text about my work supervisor

[vampiricci]

(the cullens in midnight sun deciding what to do about bella)

Carlisle: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one guys

Jasper, without hesitation: manslaughter it is then

[pctterscars]

edward cullen icons

— twilight: breaking dawn, part 2

[eunoiaths]

there are so many good twilight artists on here and im just trying to have the urge to write something

[alicesstraycat]

She's a 10 but she sees hallucinations of her vampire ex boyfriend and jumps off cliffs for fun

[edwardssnail]

i’ve said this multiple times but i need to find some good twilight rewrite fics to read. college au, something that actually embraces vampires instead of giving them a moral dilemma, the possibilities are endless

by the time i figured out what fanfics were i had already moved past my twilight obsession onto something else so i’ve literally never read any twilight fics

[deadghostbitch]

behind the scenes of twilight<3

[softjaspers]

Jasper is not just the yeehaw cowboy we all thought he was y’all, but he is the horse girl of the cullens. Change my mind.

[softjaspers]

Bella: would you rather shoot Edward or-

Charlie: shoot edward.

Bella: but I didn’t even finish saying the other option ?

Charlie:

Charlie: I could shoot edward a million times and it still wouldn’t be enough.

[lillagrim]

[eunoiaths]

mini twilight headcanon where emmett was in a 90s boyband and fakes his death to never be seen by the public again

[bluest-valentine-deactivated202]

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

Rosalie becomes a NASCAR driver and is undefeated for 10 years

[eunoiaths]

edward: i have murdered hundreds of people! don’t you think i’m a monster???

bella: take me right now

[maleksrami]

Rami Malek shouting out his brother, Sami, in his SNL monologue

[harmfulot]

Stop romanticizing real life Serial killers and Rapists. That shit is disgusting and disrespectful to the victims. Please get help.