Effy

I am odd and that's all you gotta now

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Introduction :

This is a girls only blog/I changed my username!!

Hello my names Euphemia, I'm 16, Christian and I have the social skills of a potato and haven't been up to date on memes since I was like 10 so bear with me, I would like to make friends and I'm homeschooled atm so I'm as weird as you'd expect if not weirder, only moots can msg so if were moots feel free, and go away if your ableist cuz I despise you and you definitely smell like crap <3 Please read before following:Dni: Old Men, Racists, Sexists, genuinely unpleasant people, sh or ed glorification blogs, those blogs where girls are tryna get old mans attention, anyone above 20 (if I block you for any reason that's not this I probably suspect your an old man undercover) Also go away if your ableist or use ableist slurs as part as your vocabulary this is a non-negotiable actually go away you disgust me Do interact: girls that are nice (no meanies) and people who like reading and history Musicians: Hole, Courtney Love, Melissa Auf Der Maur, Horrible Histories soundtrack, Lana Del Rey, my chemical romance, pierce the veil, suicide silence, Fiona apple, the cure, Kate Bush, Skeeter Davis, sleeping with sirens, Paramore, Lesley gore, the ronnetes, babes in Toyland, Sleater-Kinney, Bratmobile, Jeanette, Anna German, Mark Bernes, Heavens to Betsy, Daisy chainsaw/Queenadreena/Katie jane Garside, L7, Excuse 17, Malice Mizer, DADAROMA, Jack off Jill, Marina, Patience and Prudence, The lennon sisters, The chordettes, more but this list is a lil long <3 Films: The dreamers, Dancing Mothers, Masculin Féminin, Bande à part, The Plastic Age, Mantrap, The aviators wife, girl interrupted, Marie Antionette, Atonement, Pearl, Buffalo 66, Bohemian Rhapsody, Stand by me, the virgins suicides, the panic in needle park, Emma, Jennifer's body, black swan, Lolita, thirteen, gone girl, fantastic Mr. Fox, The children's hour Shows: Horrible Histories, Derry girls, Skins, 2 broke girls, catfish (I don't watch shows to often) YouTubers: Dantdm, Laurenzside, Ldshadowlady, Gloom, videos on history/animals I really like reading I use to have a long section about authors I like but it got to long Interests: Reading, Writing, Poetry, music, sewing, arts and crafts, girl blogging, old films and new films, journaling, sunbathing, skateboarding, writing letters to myself (idk lol it's fun) and history is ben a passion since I was young

And a random fact about me is that I have been a doll collector since I was a child (my nanas influence) and as a child I use to play with porcelain dolls a lot and I even have this doll she gave me back then made with hard plastics from the 40s/50s!!

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I got complimented by an older lady in Lidl's checkout I had a good day today (It's 1am so I guess yesterday)

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I have wanted this sweet ever since I saw it on Marsha and the bear as a child and today I completed that dream (the shop didn't have red ones like the show but it's same shape so)

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this isnt funny guys, where tf is everybody??

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This is kind of irrelevant but one time I was in Lidl the cleaning lady was an older lady and she accidently knocked into a customer with her mop or something and he called her a slag (slang for a whore) or something adjacent and her son who also works there from the other side of the shop (it was in the Lidl middle aisle) ran over and jumped over the like checkout shouting stuff like That's my mom what did you say about my mom I'll beat you up that kind of thing shouting like the whole shop paused and the customer was like no you want you have that camera thing (I didn't know cashiers had camera tags or something idk) and he was like oh I'll fight you outside and anyway the customer left with his tail between his legs like he should who the fuck goes around verbally abusing older woman who are tryna keep your store clean?? He was at the checkouts not long after telling his coworker he seemed really shaken up but he didn't loose his job I think because I did see him again, I hope my future sons would defend me like this

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I am so hungry right now I want a I don't know but I want something good and tasty

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Does anyone else kind of mimic the singers when when they listen music instead f sing in their own voice

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whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

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I could go for a bowl of coco pops rn

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I'm gonna sound vain but I think I'm to pretty and it does kind of help me cuz I don't take insults as personal as I used to cuz I automatically assume that their jealous since I am in my own opinion very pretty and it helped me get over being bullied as a kid by other kids and adults of the basis that I take their insults as insecurity since I haven't done an anything therefore they must be jealous and if it's from a guy I take it as he knows I would never go for him so he's tryna break down my confidence but that also doesn't work since I don't date, never have never will even when I didn't think I was as pretty as I do now it's never been in my best interests cuz I am too busy caring for my disabled brother

Try out this mentality if you take insults personal cuz a person with hatred in their soul is not a happy person and they just want everyone to be as miserable as them, they may have had a bad day or a bad week and take it out n you without reason, just let it roll of your back and move on <3

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life gets a lot easier once you start being okay with being the asshole in other peoples stories

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THIS!!

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This is kind of a personal story cuz I don't over share often on the internet but as a little girl was I genuinely terrified of being reborn a boy like I would sit up at night in terror thinking what if I die and God says I have to go back to earth as a boy and I have to be a boy and he said I used up all my girl lives and like last time I died I asked to be a girl again and he let it slide but now I he won't and I have to be a boy, I use to worry for hours a day cuz I wanted to be a girl forever

I was like six btw tf was wrong with me, I was such a morbid child in general though I always thought about death

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I find it s weird how much I have changed the things that once bought me joy now make me feel nothing when I thought the comfort was permanent and I settle in the fear of knowing the things I enjoy now will also one day make me sad yet the only gimmer in my eye that never fades are the four passions I've had since I was a small girl

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When I was very young I had my 1st real long term crush (it went on for YEARS) on my nan's friends grandson he was like 2/3 years older than me but he was short asf like I last saw him when I was 12 and He was 15 and I was taller than him and I was like 5'1 BUT BACK THEN back in the day when I was like 8 he was all I wanted like he was so sweet and polite and he made me a peanut butter sandwich and cuz I was so in love I sorted those lil sweetheart sweets into a bag and all the romantic ones I put in it and ate the non romantic ones and intended to give him it I don't think I did though cuz I only saw him in the summer holidays cuz e lived in another city but his nan lived in the same city and I use to make lil scenarios in my head (Always been crazy), we use to play cars together as well

Like damn I was such a romantic I haven't really liked anyone as much as that since because I have become a very closed off cold hearted person since then but if I ever had a new crush I reckon I should do the sweets thing again (feel free to copy if anyone does you could put e in a pretty bag with a love note?? I should be a matchmaker) lol

Last time I saw a picture of him like a year ago his nan was showing my nan and lowkey hear me out but tbh he was so nice there is no way someone hasn't swooped him up by now and yk I hope that to be true I hope he is happy cuz I use to be crazy about him when I was lil

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I don't get people who are like bestfriends with their siblings maybe because me and my little brother spend all day shouting fuck off at each other (his vocab is limited and can't pronounce words properly cuz he as low functioning autism but our beef is so strong he powered thru just to call me a dickhead) and as children we'd fight all the time (he's 10 months younger)

I can't stress this enough though he is an actual dickhead but no one believes me because how disabled he is BUT HE IS VERY CAPABLE!!

He makes fun off me, he shouts he tries to smack me but he's to much of a wuss to actually do it, he gossips to my mom about me and he tell damn lies like HUH?? His classmates are all so sweet and nice and I get stuck with this arsehole?? His befriend at school also has low function autism but he's also a lil more capable and they spend all day making their teachers lives difficult lmao there so funny

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If my hair doesn't turn out amazing tomorrow there will be anger and disappointment (don't fail me now hair rags)