catatonic in your arms

basil • 25 • he/they • dog boy dyke thing

[stuckinapril]

[mewcelium]

take a nap. eat a hot meal. it'll be alright.

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the twin Imps of Sour Stomach and Headache

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[shiftythrifting]

I found this really creepy beetroot jar in the charity shop I work in and it freaks me the hell out!

[shiftythrifting]

Happy Beet Poot Day to all who observe

[weirdtranssexual-deactivated202]

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

[weirdtranssexual-deactivated202]

people are going to annoy you and that’s not a reason to burn bridges or blow up relationships

some people will even annoy you often! some people aren’t good at social cues and will therefore be frequently annoying! still not a reason to blow everything up!

[sandmandaddy69]

[sigmaleph]

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

[rustingbridges]

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

[ponirl]

Finally found the time again to make some of these. Uni has been stressfull but damn these really itch that spot on my brain like nothing else.

Thank you to the lovely mutual who motivated me to make these :)

[leehallfae]

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

[beardedmrbean]

[kittiescatlover]

(Going around speaking to kitties) Hello. What is your power? Hello. What is your power?

[carfuckerlynch]

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

[carfuckerlynch]

THANK YOU @witchoflight it is indeed "on traveling together" by Kayleb Rae Candrilli