Awkward One Stands Sentence Starters
Not all one night stands are a breeze. Here are some starters for awkward muses either before or after the deed is done. This can be turned into something fluffy, humorous, or angsty.
“This wasn’t supposed to happen!”
“I didn’t think I’d literally be sleeping with my enemy.”
“N-No! I wasn’t trying to sneak away! What gives you that idea?”
“This is bad, you’re my best friend. How did we end up like this?”
“Do we start making out? Holding hands or…?”
“Not saying that the sex was terrible. But I had better.”
“What is wrong with me? Why did I sleep with you?”
“Look, when I get drunk, I do stupid things. This was one of them.”
“I would stay, but my ride is already outside, so…”
“Sorry. I’m just wasn’t in the right head space.”
“Can we take a raincheck on the sex?”
“Ugh, right… I forgot we worked together. See you tomorrow, I guess.”
“When I asked for a tutor, I didn’t expect an anatomy lesson…”
“It’s not you, it’s me. I’ve never done this with anyone before.”
“My biggest regret was letting you into my room.”
“I’m bad at seducing people. So this was a shock I even got this far.”
“I’m a virgin, so this is a first for me.”
“Um…shit. Sorry, I need to go now.”
“Let’s not talk about this ever again.”
“Don’t tell anyone about this, okay?”
“We’re just friends, that’s all. This was a moment of weakness.”
“Great, who thought getting drunk and taking home the first person was a good idea?”
“I’m trying to wake up from this nightmare, but it’s not working.”
“So… Are we like cool now?”
“Shut up! This wouldn’t happen if I didn’t take your advice!”
“Gross, I’m gonna need therapy after this.”
“Here’s some advice: Next time don’t do that in bed.”
“I felt like I just died and woke up in hell.”
“Sorry, what was your name again?”
“Do people shake hands or cuddle after sex with a stranger?”
“When I said I loved you, it was in the heat of the moment.”
“Did we really just have sex?”
“I had a dream about this once. Wanna hear about it?”
“I just fucked my friend while I was drunk. What do you mean, I shouldn’t freak out?”
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