cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other

23/transsexual cowdyke/she/her MINORS AND MEN DNI

[euterpesmuse]

lord in heaven if you’re real and you can hear me please let me score with a mid 30s trans woman while i’m in seattle and i will turn my life to christ amen

[euterpesmuse]

god loves you but not enough to save you 😔😔😔

[clockworkspear]

[flattest girl you've ever met]: "you just want me for my tits"

[euterpesmuse]

at a tgirl tuesday at a pinball arcade in Seattle and i just beat a girl who is autistic about pin balls’ score in 1 turn by 30 million points while drunk as fuck i’m the fucking QUEEN OF SEATTLE

[senatortedcruz]

he doesn't have instagram and hasn't updated his facebook since 2019 so i've been beating it to some linkedin pics of him speaking at a conference

girl

[circlusion]

[euterpesmuse]

lord in heaven if you’re real and you can hear me please let me score with a mid 30s trans woman while i’m in seattle and i will turn my life to christ amen

[euterpesmuse]

the thing about being in a walkable city is i get too excited about it being a walkable city that i forget i am disabled until i sit down and The Horrors hit

[euterpesmuse]

seattle i am inside of you

[droawsy]

portraits of utility poles

[euterpesmuse]

erotic

[euterpesmuse]

if i have any mutuals or mutuals of mutuals who have a couch i can bum it on while im staying in seattle for a week at the end of this month hmu

[euterpesmuse]

older trans women with the shakiest drawn on eyeliner who are beaming like the sun is shining for the first time mean the world to me

[euterpesmuse]

i’m really

fufking frink and an older t girl scratched my head and called me puppy i think it fixed me

[euterpesmuse]

stoopfest flipped me over slapped my pussy and told me it loved me in a way i actually believed someone for the first time #happybirthfaytome

[anarqueeen]

Stoopfest time

If you see me, our secret code is you handing me $20

[euterpesmuse]

STOOPFEST GIRLS RISE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[euterpesmuse]

always remember kids you too can become mutuals with a person you’ve followed for a while if you post good enough and accidentally spam like a bunch of her posts thus making you look insane and also nepo baby your way into it by having your girlfriend already be mutuals with her

[euterpesmuse]

method remains unpatched

[euterpesmuse]

opened for one of my favorite artists last night i shrimply can’t stop winning

[euterpesmuse]

when did a tree fall in my backyard why didn’t any of you tell me about this

i didn’t hear it so i guess it doesn’t make a sound