Play with fire.

[toshio-fukawa]

He stifled a snide little life. “I bet it’s too rock-hard for even my special scissors."

[eutykhia]

"Exucse me?" One does not simply take a jab at Celestia Ludenberg's hair and get away with it. "I'll have you know that my hair is far from rock-hard. In fact, it's probably the softest hair you'll ever lay eyes on."

[mysteriousdetective]

That doesn’t sound like the Celestia Ludenberg I know.

Good evening to you as well Celes-san. It’s nice seeing you again, I suppose. You look lovely like always. What have you been up to lately? Something good or something bad?

[eutykhia]

Please, excuse my shortcoming. It's been quite a while since I've had to welcome so many people, I'm afraid I'm a bit out of practice.

As for what I've been up to, whether it's good or bad entirely depends on your character. I'm fairly certain you wouldn't be too thrilled to hear of it, so I'll spare you the details. All you need to know is that it was quite the adventure.

And yourself? How have you been faring?

[eutykhia]

modelmurderer

stealingbases 

cryinglittlebunny

adflictusfortuna

mysteriousdetective 

At this rate, I'm going to run out of unique ways to greet people..

Nevertheless, good evening to the lot of you. For those who don't know, my name is Celestia Ludenberg, more commonly known as Celes. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[yakuzaryuu]

There’s a ranking? Well sorry I don’t score very high, vampire princess.

If interesting is what you’d call me, I hope you’re not thinking of me as idle entertainment. I’m not really into untrustworthy people like you.

[eutykhia]

I rank everyone around me on an A to F scale, As being people I hold in very high regards and Fs being those who do not live more than a day after receiving their ranking. I was thinking of letting you sink to an E, but I'll leave you where you are, if only for calling me "vampire princess".

What exactly is so bad about being idle entertainment? 

[allhopeiscrushed]

7 people have visited your grave

"Um…..Hello….." he greeted the small crowd. 

[eutykhia]

"Dear god."

She really couldn't help but recoil at the sight of the boy. What had happened to him?

"You look as though you've been hit by a bus."

[hoperulez]

oh, i’m super high school level good luck. although it’s not really that great of a talent. 

[eutykhia]

Luck?

I thought that talent had gone to Naegi-kun. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if somebody managed to out shine him. He really wasn't all that lucky.

[toshio-fukawa]

"Then maybe just a haircut?"

[eutykhia]

"Touch my hair and I will personally see to it that you won't live to see the next sunrise."

[eutykhia]

Good evening everyone.

[perfectheirforever]

I certainly doubt I need any form of reintroduction. If so, your memory has obviously decayed to quite the pitiful state. That certainly isn’t the case, I assume.

Greetings, Ludenberg.

[eutykhia]

Of course you don't. You're Byakuya Togami, the heir to the Togami Conglomerate and a low D ranking on my scale.

I'm a lot of things, but forgetful is not one of them.

How have you been faring?

[eutykhia]

fortunateshinigami

doctormikan

My word, you all keep piling in. I've greeted about 20 people today! I can't say that I recognize either of you, so I'm assuming that introductions are in order. My name is Celestia Ludenberg, though most people just refer to me as Celes.

[eutykhia]

nanamiplays

Another new face. I’m making all sorts of new acquaintances today. Hello, my name is Celestia Ludenberg, more commonly known as Celes or the Queen of Liars. You wouldn't happen to be any good at preparing Royal Milk Tea, would you?

[hoperulez]

celes? i like that name. its suits someone like you with a talent such as gambling.

i know it doesn’t really matter, but my name is nagito komaeda. i’m pleased to meet you!

[eutykhia]

I'm glad you enjoy it as much as I do.

I don't think I'll ever grow tired of hearing it. It's a pleasure to meet yu, Komaeda-kun. You'e a student f Hope's Peak too, correct? If so, may I ask what your title is?

[autopsics-blog]

Considering I see you every other day in class, I don’t think I’d be all that rushing - as you somewhat expected - to see you.  Nevertheless… Nice to see you too, Celes-san. I suppose.

[eutykhia]

Classes..?

I'm afraid you're mistaken. I haven't been attending classes for quite some time now. Rather, I haven't been able to attend classes.

How odd... Could it be that you were mistaking somebody else for me?

[yakuzaryuu]

A gambler, hm? I’m not one to gamble, but I’m not new to conning people out of money, either.

I’m Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu. Yakuza heir and wakagashira. Don’t expect me to talk to you on more than this one occasion.

[eutykhia]

I do hope you're not trying to compare the two. If you are, then I may just have to move you down a ranking already.

And I'd hate to do that, really. You seem like you have the potential to be interesting.

[hemophobites-deactivated2014062]

A st… stupid name, and an even stupider game.

Th.. that introduction was nothing but a waste of time, do… don’t you think? Introductions di.. directed at people you already know shouldn’t b… be considered as anything more th-than egoistical and plain abhorrent.

… Though, i.. it is you we’re talking about here.

[eutykhia]

As bitter as always, I see.

I was simply making sure that everyone was aware of who I am. I've been seeing doubles of a few people recently, so it's obvious that there's some form of tomfoolery taking place. Any rational person would have realized that I was merely taking a precaution.

Though, it is you we're talking about here.

[toshio-fukawa]

"Manners?!" Toshio hissed. “Gyahaehehee. I’m not worried about manners when I’m on the prowl…come closer for a second kay?" 

[eutykhia]

"Oh. I understand now."

"This should have been painfully obvious from the start. You're Fukawa-san, only male. So... Fukawa-kun. This also means that you are Genocider Syo too."

"So I'll be keeping my distance. Serial killers aren't good for my health, you see."

[eutykhia]

{Terribly sorry for being so slow with replies, I'm a bit tired and I'm still trying to get into the swing of things here.}