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it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

kidzbopdeathgrips

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

kidzbopdeathgrips

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

evadtaxes

yeah

covid-safer-hotties

I remember how rare it used to be for a kid to die. I remember how we had one kid die in a car accident in my high school class: one in a decade. The school literally shut down for three days for a long weekend. It wasn't normal. It wasn't average. It was a big deal. Now in an average school system there are two or three dying of illness every year, and our government wants you to believe we're all "#BacktoNormal." I'm so tired of reading news reports about 11-year-olds dying of cardiac failure. I'm so tired of reading news reports about 15-year-olds dying of illness. I'm so tired of reading news reports about 21-year-olds having strokes. I'm so tired of people pretending like this is normal and there is no reason to avoid covid infections. Now it's business as usual when kids die. It's normal. It's average. It's no big deal.

Please mask up. Keep kids safe.

evadtaxes

the world ended 6 years ago. there is no normal

during "in the flesh" by pink floyd, pink denounces gay people. i believe this to be because he is self hating and gay himself. in this essay i will

#roger waters #pink floyd #the wall

asteroidtroglodyte

I need Feminism because Patriarchy takes kind, sweet, loving little boys, and hammers them with stories about how kindness is a weakness; and that sweetness is to be ridiculed; and that love is a stupid thing; and it turns them into monsters; and I watched it happen to the boys alongside me growing up and to the children of my friends; and now this system of systems wants to take my sweet boy who loves without restraint and hammer him into shapes that will hurt him so that Executives and Statesmen can wield him as a weapon and I want to protect him but this world is owned and engineered by very clever men with no kindness or sweetness or love left in their hearts and I am so so afraid for him but I have it within my power to show him a home where the man and the woman are equals and friends and if that makes me some kind of political radical then so be it but I cannot believe that as I approach my 5th decade of life that we are still grappling with the notion that All Humans Are People.

evadtaxes

*from a far away hill* what he said!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

Roger Waters (Bassist of Pink Floyd) released a early draft of a rejected version of the cover of their 1975 album "Wish You Were Here"

#roger waters #pink floyd

darkestbrook

I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it

evadtaxes

he build a friend! (iron golem)

objectivelygoodmusicenjoyer

pink flouyd

#what is he on about

asteroidtroglodyte

Do you think Songbirds have Standards? Like. Y’know greatest hits from grandpappy’s time. Are there regional “tunes” that are more or less popular with geographically isolated populations of the same kind of bird? Do you think a bird ever got blown to a new place by a storm and had to learn a whole new portfolio of songs to fit in with the locals? You think a catch-and-release bird ever came into a new locations with songs that caught on and became popular and they were kinda like a little songbird pop star? Is there research money for this I have questions.

evadtaxes

i suspect south american songbirds are the progressive rock stars of songbirds

tumblr is the last strong hold of free roaming madness in the world

monarchetype

The pros and cons of old man roger waters

On one hand, GILF birth:

On the other hand, freak death:

evadtaxes

twink death leads to twink rebirth

galahadwilder

No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

sunfoxfic

I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me

queer-cosette

we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted

galahadwilder

Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copper—

queer-cosette

hnnnnngg I’m trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse

queer-cosette

yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS

galahadwilder

“Eeby Deeby” is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan

digitaldiscipline

my name is blorb and when its nite and eeby deeby castiel's flight poe and wine cause discourse

i'm ever given; i plink the horse

derinthescarletpescatarian

Historians are going to have to explain this culture someday.

the-haiku-bot

Historians are

going to have to explain

this culture someday.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

asteroidtroglodyte

children’s Hospital perfec t size for put Rosetta Stone in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort Horse Plinko sleep soundly put EEby Debby in Haiku Bot. Put Rosetta Stone In Haiku Bot. no problems ever in Haikku Bot because good Shape and Support for Tumblr Reading Comprehension weak of big strawman head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust DerinScarletPescatarian for giveing good love to Tumblr Shitpost. friend Haiku Bot

evadtaxes

tumblr slop

begging you to put everything you reply to your reblogs with in the tags this is simple tumblr education

absolutely not, that would be unruly of me

itstwue-itstwue

what about this shirt compelled him to lift Davy’s leg

evadtaxes

thats not david gilmour

itstwue-itstwue

did someone say it was??

evadtaxes

sorry i saw davy and i thought of gayvid dilmour

sydbarrettsshiningdiamond

Yikes! Just casually sitting in my room listening to The Pipers at the Gates of Dawn thinking about how after Dave came along and replaced Syd, the band had to find a completely new sound! Like Syd gave so much to the band sound/vocal/aesthetic wise that after he was gone they couldn’t keep it up! meanwhile in other bands when a member leaves they can just keep going per usual! Shows how much of a core member Syd was (this gif is a visual representation of me staring at my wall)