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I’m still pissed I wasn’t big enough to attach a hand to my stomach for Halloween...
from-the--middle--of-nowhere:
And now its already almost Christmas?
When the fuck did that even happen?
No one knows, Zee. Does November even exist?
I have decided...
I understand. We don’t want to go too fast too soon.
I am going to make you the most gorgeous woman. And then fuck the shit out of you in it. Yeah, I said it.
You earned having everyone know about it.
I have complete faith in your abilities to follow through on both promises, Skit.
I have decided...
A dress.
At least you’re about to.
… I’ll settle for contouring though. You might want to shave.
One makeover moment at a time, Skit. I can’t just transform into a goddess all in one day. There’s much preparation. Also you’ll need to probably sort through hundreds of wigs, knowing you.
...Shaving would be a good idea.
I have decided...
Yes and I’m going to stop using their terminology now cause I love them and this all comes from the most respectful of places. I don’t even want it looking like less than that.
They are all beautiful women and my idols.
… we have to go shopping. I don’t have a dress in your size.
What have I gotten myself into...
I have decided...
I know! And I’m sad about it today. I’m sad about it yesterday. I’m sad about it tomorrow.
Its the only thing I’m lacking. I lip sync. I’m all brass balls. I will read a bitch to sleep. I would be the fishiest lady out there.
And I’d have the hottest boyfriend regardless.
The library is always open where you’re concerned.
You would. Always serving my favorite type of fishy realness.
Maybe I’ll let you contour my face as a consolation prize. Can’t have my favorite wannabe queen bummed out.
I have decided...
I missed my calling not being able to be a drag queen.
This is why I failed at college.
Sorry Skit, you don’t have anything to tuck.
Texts: Zebros
Zee: Leo.
Zee: Her name is Leo.
Evan: A name as ferocious as she was, harbored right in my stomach.
Texts: Zebros
Zee: How?! Do you have a parasite?
Zee: I call naming the parasite!
Evan: I definitely don't have a parasite considering I barely moved for the rest of the day due to food coma. But for your amusement, I will let you name the food baby I was carrying. It was not pleased, maybe even borderline demonic. It's the bro's duty to do so.
Texts: Zebros
Zee: That is the grossest thing I've ever seen. I love it.
Evan: So gross that I ate every fucking bit of it.
@hardnottolykos Guys, I found my Valentine. Sorry Mads. #loveatfirstbite
Kellan Lutz for Rhapsody Magazine August 2014
18.12.14 - A special #TBT in honor of Christmas being one week from today…(@BrandonJLutz always eyeing my stuff! haha)Such great memories. Thanks for diggin this pic up, bro!
Merry Christmas, dudebro. Just try to make that card last a while before you cash it in.
