Devil Kitty Writes

Writing prompts, AU ideas, stories, and shitposts

[rain-the-ghost]

hajahs dbhxcu

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My computer storage: no... please... I- don’t do it....

Me, downloading a file for the fifth time instead of going into my folders to get to it. : )

[the-eighth-umbrella]

This year is seriously going to just give us Umbrella Academy, Lucifer, and Good Omens and not expect the internet to adopt them as the new SuperWhoLock. I mean a dysfunctional superhero family, the demon Lucifer becoming helping a detective, and a demon and an angel stopping the apocalypse and falling in love? Art.

[rain-the-ghost]

How the literal fuck does this have 2k notes?!??!?! 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

shout out to btich, who bought me a coffee on ko-fi but also included a morse code message that translates to “please stomp on me daddy.” 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I appreciate the coffee but frankly it wasn’t enough for forcing me to read that

[arc-gx]

Nobody forced you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if someone is nice enough to buy me a coffee, i feel obligated to read & endure enjoy the attached message

that said, some gravity falls type scoundrels are sending me ruinous fucking ciphers which i…could genuinely use some help with

i’m…not looking forward to decoding them. previous messages have included “call me a paperclip, daddy”

[gayremlinwithguitar]

The second one is “OwO, it wooks wike youwe witing a a wettew. Wouwd you wike some hewp, daddy?”

It’s just a Caesar shift of 14, I brute forced with an online decrypter

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

IT FUCKING DOES NOT

[amourphousblob]

the first one is “restrict my airway patriarchal figure”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

IT IS NOT. IT DOES NOT FUCKING SAY THAT

[theofficialpeanutgallery]

I CAN’T BREATHE CALL THE AMBULANCE

OH YOU POOR SOUL

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh u better call an ambulance alright there’s about to be an obstruction in someone’s airway

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait

[therandomsapphire]

I AM TIRED. WAY TOO TIRED.

[anachronic-cobra]

I figured out the third but I kind of wish I hadn’t

[entryleveldinosaur]

what fucking maniac—

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i have actual chest pains from laughing at this. my actual fucking ribcage is sore

[rain-the-ghost]

You: rad lad

Me: radical ladical

[rain-the-ghost]

The internet has ruined ‘grunting’ and ‘ moaning’ for me which is not the best when you’re trying to write someone in pain and can’t use the words in a clean context so yay

[rain-the-ghost]

I can’t remember what my brother and I were talking about, but at some stage he said “(something something) called him a... the slur for gay people” and I was like “a fag?” “...yeah.” and realised he didn’t say it because I raised him as a considerate boi towards the lgbtq+ community but I had no problem saying it, being gay and all. I really wanted to say “don’t worry I can say it because I’m gay” but I’m not out to him yet (I’m 90% sure he suspects it anyway) so I felt kind of bad

[rain-the-ghost]

Book store girl

Once we went on holiday to Canada and we went to a book shop because I was reading through the warriors series like a fish swimming through water. We went to the till and the cashier was this (prob 23 or so) girl with pink hair and she said while scanning and packing up the book: “Ooh warrior cats! I read all of them when I was your age. I really wanted a cat, but my parents wouldn’t let me, so the moment I moved out I got five cats and pink hair, just to be rebellious.”

At the time I was awkward and didn’t know how to respond, but she was really cool and I wish I could see her just to say “Hey, you won’t remember me, but I bought a book at the store you were working at and I just wanted to say you seemed really cool and stuff I was just too awkward to say anything anyway I remembered you for some reason and yeah I got a cat.”

[rain-the-ghost]

Update: I dyed my hair purple

[rain-the-ghost]

When you haven’t done art in a while

me: look i- i’m arting!!! art!!! so creative!!! 

me an hour later when it doen’t look right but idk why: love is dead, what are we but dolls filled with despair and a sense of ego to attempt what we will surely fail at, life is pain

[rain-the-ghost]

me: *wants to check e-mails but doesn’t have password with them (it’s in a folder at home)*

me: *presses ‘forgot my password’*

e-mail website: don’t worry, I’ll just send you the password to your e-mail account per e-mail

me: but-

e-mail website: so we know you aren’t a hacker

me: but I

me: I can’t get into my e-mail to see it...

e-mail website: :)

[rain-the-ghost]

We were watching Dr Who and he mentioned the space police to which my brother looked at me and said “Who runs the space police” Which obviously confused me because what did he want? Was there some pun I missed? And he said in a high sing-song-y voice “ ° space Jesus ° ” and I lost it damn my brother should run this blog he’s rarely ever funny but when he becomes a shitpost generator it is unironically the best

[rain-the-ghost]

I love how Crowley and Aziraphale are concepts. Like you have the typical story-based fanart and fanfiction and all but the concept goes beyond that. I’ll see someone in lazy goth clothes and red hair and I’m 99% sure it’s Crowley regardless if they actually look like him. I’ll see a soft, maybe a bit podgy person in a flower shop wearing beige and I’ll exchange a knowing look with my brother and we’ll both know it’s Mr A. Z. Fell. Damn, I saw a goth girl and her soft girlfriend walking down the street and knew. The cosplays and art of the two outside the storyline are amazing and no one ever says “no you can’t do that :/.” The concept of the red-haired yellow-eyed darkly-dressed demon and the soft kindhearted well-mannered beige-and-tartan-wearing angel that have lived for 6000 years and have that relationship and drive around in the demon’s bently is just so cool???

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[turtle0verl0rd]

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

[rip-paramour]

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

[rain-the-ghost]

totally going to be using this and changing it every year until 2029

[rain-the-ghost]

where are all the cute/hot girls my skin is clear for once and it’s almost Christmas and I’m single and gay come get ya girl

[rain-the-ghost]

How about we pull a switcheroo on the teenage girl is wooed by the lustful demon and have the girl want a sugar demon but the demon just wants to make a proper deal and slowly falls for her. Plus points if they’re two gals because we don’t see enough soft demon girls these days.

[rain-the-ghost]

Writing prompt day 8: ‘I warned you about the eggnog...’

(@downwithwritersblock​)

(pretty late but i started it and only just finished it)

“I warned you about the eggnog...”, Henry sighed at the state of the girl who was sprawled out on the sofa.

“I’mm finnee.”, she giggled. He shouldn’t be calling her a girl. She was much older than he could ever be, but in this new world, she was behaving like a child.

Henry turned to his younger brother who seemed bewildered by the girl. “I was out for ten minutes and this is what I come back to?”

“I didn’t do anything!”, Josh tried to defend himself.

“Exactly.” After dropping his bag and stripping off his coat, Henry had to figure out how to hide Aen. His parents would no doubt be back soon. “Come on, Liz shouldn’t mind looking after you for now.”

“Liz would definitely mind.”, Josh exclaimed.

Aen was a lot heavier than someone her size should be, but Henry didn’t complain. “Yeah but she owes me a favour.”

[rain-the-ghost]

Why Yoongi flower shop + Jimin tattoo parlour AUs are good:

I know they’re really overused and cliché, but here are some reasons why flower shop + tattoo parlour aus where yoongi’s the florist and jimin’s the tattoo artist are (depending on writer and without smut) good:

- yoongi seems quiet and cold, but he’s really just introverted (but also savage at times so give me a florist who couldn’t care less about the customers but loves his flowers)

- yoongi’s black hair and jimin’s pink hair were honestly such looks

- jimin can be the biggest flirt sometimes (and is collecting men all over the globe)

- jimin’s stage energy. enough said.

- give me yoongi amongst green and pastel, watering his plants

- give me jimin with arm tatts and leather gloves, running his hands through his hair while checking his phone

- jimin has had temporary tattoos and they look good as fuck

- yoongi’s pale skin

- jimin is intrigued by the cold boy working in the shop next to his and slowly befriends him

- yoongi originally not interested, but slowly gets attached to jimin

- jimin giving yoongi his first tattoo (a small flower one on his wrist)

- jimin chilling with yoongi in the flower shop because his friend doesn’t like the smell of the tattoo parlour

- yoongi finding jimin’s softer side

- the two being known as ‘the polar opposite gays’ although they aren’t dating and jimin not complaining, but yoongi feeling awkward about it

- I just want a really aesthetic story with some well-done fanart