Hello procastination my old friend

|22 yo || Brazilian || Design Student| also goes by Mari and will fight for food ÒxÓ

[danger]

[em-kat]

pochowek:

me: i want a nice character description sheet. so i can like… say what their voice sounds like. and stuff. and whether they prefer coffee to tea character description sheet: What are your character’s relations with their parents? me, realizing my character exists in a vacuum for the sole purpose of looking cute when i draw them:

[unokmindent]

[cheese24k]

I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

[charisma-savingthrow-deactivate]

It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.

[piercingsandink]

Crying

[theimaginator-omniworld]

*Calmly* “Here, the angler fish compares its camouflaging skills to that of a flounder, also a master–”

*Not so calmly* “HOLY CRAP, did you– what the FU–?!?!”

[thesylverlining]

Batman

there’s no need to feel down

[thesylverlining]

I said, Batman

Go and beat up that clown

[snout]

good comedic device: when somebody throws an object offscreen and an inappropriate sound effect plays such as an explosion

[snout]

important addition to this post: when things that are not independently combustible violently explode on impact

[julianalfombra-deactivated20170]

this…….. is the best headline

[acid-raiiinnn]

[taijuey]

Layer deconstruction

[evangelinestars]

apple: we believe the future is wireless so we removed the head phone jack

me: wow so I'm guessing you also added wireless charging?

apple: Read 8:56PM✔️

[mamalazzer]

The similarities between Captain America and Austin Powers

(I don’t know why I did this)

[likingthistoomuch]

@therealbucky05

[evangelinestars]

Darcy : I've been dropping subtle hints that I like her.

*walks over to Lizzie*

Darcy : I can't stand you

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I’m not scared of a computer passing the turing test… I’m terrified of one that intentionally fails it.

[the-library-mouse]

And now I am too.

[insanely-smart]

Oh my.

[booksandcatslover]

Ok, now I am scared too.

[flockdynamics]

PLEASE GOD THERE IS NOTHING I NEED MORE IN MY LIFE THAN A T-REX COOING LIKE A PIGEON

[annlarimer]

COO!

[cesaray]

[babies-come-with-hats]

Just to be clear, Hillary Clinton could straight up die and relay her orders to the oval office every morning via a fuckin ouija board and she’d STILL be a better president than Trump

[dee-activate-deactivated2020031]

[plasticcflower]

Remember when Joan Rivers died and Laverne Cox said something like “RIP Joan Rivers ❤️” on Twitter and some you freaks were like like yikes Laverne… Acting like she was being problematic. Like she’s supposed to be like “FUCK JOAN RIVERS REST IN HELL B*tch”. She’s not one of u nobodies on tumblr she’s like in the public eye. Anyway the point is I hate most of you