free drunk

it may be she just wants to numb the p a i n; maybe she wants to f e e l it

[evanmaybe]

jeremy-band:

“I for one will be in shock every time I see you. Just make sure to remind ‘em all the food is clean too. Nah, we don’t keep kosher. It’s too expensive. You’re all in the clear with that. What kinda food are you making?”

“I may make some special brownies, but that should be the extent of everything. And that’s mainly a medicinal purpose, thank you very much. But yeah, I’ll probably just make camping food, maybe some steaks, butterflied of course, and some garlic, cheese, and parsley potatoes, so many potatoes. Ooh and of course everyone will need to have my amazing breakfast burritos! That’s like my third most famous.”

[evanmaybe]

jeremy-band:

“Damn, can’t believe we’re all gonna be back at it again soon. It feels like just yesterday we were all tryna get through school and shit. I’m glad we don’t have to go through all that again. I don’t even know how I managed to get through it in the first place.”

“I know! Though I don’t know if everyone will be able to stomach me not messed up out of my head. I’ll just have too cook all the food for these assholes so they love me! Speaking of, you’re Jewish, right? Do you eat kosher? Is that a thing I need to worry about?”

[evanmaybe]

@jeremyband: @evanmaybe wait how is it pronounced??

@evanmaybe: @jeremyband sher-bit which is ridiculous!

[theannabelnash-blog]

Annabel had been furious ever since Natalie had confronted her at Ariana’s party. Not because what she said was true but how dare she embarrass her like that in front of half of the town? What gave her the right to do so and more so threaten her with having her locked away? Since the storm had passed, the only thing she’d manage to do was get drunk and high- More so than usual. Despite the chilly air and her habits of always wearing long sleeves to cover any track marks, Annabel was making her way through town in a tank top and skirt that barely covered anything. She’d been working as usual and had just got done shooting up before heading to her next client. “Stupid stuck up bitch.” She mumbled to herself. “Who the fuck does she think she is? I should hire a hit on her. Teach her and Alec a fucking a lesson.”

[evanmaybe]

Evan had just come out of the town’s coffee shop, trying to get a fix of her new addiction, caffeine, when she spotted Annabel. The girl was wearing hardly anything, and even from across the street, Evan could see the small bruises marring the insides of her arms. She quickly made her way over to the other girl, taking off her jacket in the process. “While I doubt she was in the right there, the worst form of punishment for her would be to see you walking around town with your arms shot to hell.” She held out her jacket and took a sip of her coffee, trying to seem indifferent to the other girl. “Put it on.” She said, hoping Annabel actually would. 

[evanmaybe]

@evanmaybe: the first time i found out sherbet wasn't pronounced sher-bert, i was not only shocked, but disappointed.

[buffonia]

[theannabelnash-blog]

Annabel laughed and turned towards the exit as Evan began walking away and chuckled. “We were never friends, I was just a means to get what you wanted and when you finally admit that instead of giving me some half assed apology maybe I’ll believe the shit that comes out of your mouth.”

[evanmaybe]

Evan rounded, her teeth clenched as she glared at Annabel. “If that were true, I could’ve just slept with Shane.” She closed and opened her fist, trying to calm down. “You can’t give people everything they want and then get mad when they accept and pretend that that’s all they wanted from you. I would’ve been your friend if you made me buy me my own shit, and didn’t offer me a job.” 

[theannabelnash-blog]

“You thought we could be friends after you screwed me over?” Annabel smirked with a raised brow. “I’d rather be forced to live with my parents than be your friend.”

[evanmaybe]

Evan sighed, turning to face Annabel completely and cocking her hip. “We were friends, we were best friends. And I know it’s my fault that we’re not anymore, but I’m trying to get better, so I’m sorry. I’m so fucking sorry, but if you’re not ever going to accept that then I can deal.” She turned around, grabbing her bag from the checkout guy and started to walk away. 

[theannabelnash-blog]

“Mm, yeah. Obesity is definitely better, more… desirable.”

[evanmaybe]

“Listen. Actually, never mind. I realize I fucked up too much for us to be friends.” 

[theannabelnash-blog]

“I’m not judging, I’m just saying you’re getting fat and clearly don’t need anymore sugar.”

[evanmaybe]

“Probably better getting fat than being as stupid skinny as I was.” 

[owendajokester-blog]

A gentleman never let’s a lady pay. I’ve got it all. Even your death sticks.

[evanmaybe]

You know, I would argue sexism, but I’m way too tired right now. 

[hellojalen]

I was talking to my advisor to change majors. I mean, nothing is official…just a passing thought.

[evanmaybe]

What is your major right now, anyways? Isn’t it theatre? 

[owendajokester-blog]

I’m only saying it because you mock my mystery dorito chimichanga. Breathe Evan, it was only a joke.

[evanmaybe]

... Sorry. I’m just tense right now. Want me to buy your gross food as an apology?

[owendajokester-blog]

Not as disgusting as the nicotine and glass in those cigarettes that will forsure make your nails gross and your teeth yellow. Besides anything can give you food poisoning if it tries hard enough.

[evanmaybe]

Hey! I need these, Davis! I’m half dead over here, and it calms me.

[owendajokester-blog]

And looks who’s judging who now. It’s only speculation that it caused 12 outbreaks of food poisoning in Chicago. I don’t buy gas station food is the best nutrients possible.

[evanmaybe]

Ugh, that’s disgusting. I can make you real food that won’t plausibly give you food poisoning. 

[owendajokester-blog]

No judgement I was just about to buy three slurpees and a mystery dorito chimingia. We are all allowed bad choices on Sunday.

[evanmaybe]

As if I didn’t want to barf enough already. Why in the world would you get real food from a gas station? 

[evanmaybe]

Listen, fam, I am about ten seconds away from screaming for ten minutes and killing everyone in this damn 7/11, so please stop judging my ass for buying these.