welcome to the jungle;

I don't need to be wildly famous for my life to make sense.

[heyemmerson]

You’d cheat on me? Wow, what a great person you are. 

[evanstg-blog]

I am a great person and I already cheat on you with Emma, Scott. It’s obvious.

[heyyohailey]

i know! it’s like super fucked up! but that’s life isn’t it? i didn’t punch her back – i threw my drink at her and i feel proud. by the way – i think you’re a fantastic actor! what a great role in the new season of ahs! 

[evanstg-blog]

I don’t know what I’d do, I’d punch the person in the face as well, but throwing your drink at her was a smart move. Also, thank you! Thank you very much, I’m glad you like it! I’ve heard about you before.

[justicevctoria-deactivated20160]

You take like 2 steps every five minutes. 

[evanstg-blog]

I walk like a normal person, I’m not in a rush anyway.

[channingtates-deactivated201601]

I’m kidding I’m my daughter’s hero and that’s probably about it.

[evanstg-blog]

Adopt me.

[emrberts]

You’re forgiven this one time. Just because Lady Gaga let you in the backdoor, jeez. I thought it was cute myself for a grand total of five seconds, then I just couldn’t believe something so cutesy came out of my mouth and I got ashamed of myself. Still gonna call you it though. So, something more along the lines of an extra on The Lord Of The Rings? I see how it is.

[evanstg-blog]

Lady Gaga can do whatever she wants, I have no reason and I can’t complain about it, after all, she is who she is. Why am I not surprised? I can’t believe you got ashamed of yourself when you were only speaking the truth. Of course you will, I am no longer “the boyfriend”, Em. I mean, Lord Of The Rings isn’t that bad, you could be Smeagol or something.

[channingtates-deactivated201601]

I’m everyone’s hero, man.

[evanstg-blog]

At least you already know.

[heyemmerson]

God, I hope not! I can’t wait another three years for a vacation. 

[evanstg-blog]

Good, because I will end up cheating on you if you take three years to go on vacation.

[evanpetersedits]

‘’It’s tough. You try to go to dinner and see movies and hang out with friends, but after an 18-hour day, it’s like, “I’m tired, I’m going to chill out, watch some TV, decompress and let go of the day and get ready to do it all again tomorrow.’’ ––– Evan Peters on socializing with his cast mates outside of work.

[evanstg-blog]

Text || Evan

Chace: Gee... thanks, so thoughtful of you. It's alright, I'll just go full Texas on them.

Evan: Chace? I'm doing my best to protect you here, don't be sarcastic.

[heyyohailey]

i just got myself punched in the face and i’m not even feeling bad about it. saying what you really think is a true fucking task these days. you’re telling me we’re a forgiving and loving generation where we can limitlessly express ourselves without having to be scared of others judging us? bullshit. 

[evanstg-blog]

Did you get to punch them back or what? Why would someone punch you in the face? That’s really fucked up. 

[channingtates-deactivated201601]

Yes I was a stripper. Yes I’m a fantastic dancer. Yes I dressed as Elsa and Beyonce on Lip Sync Battle. Yes my wife out Magic Miked me on Lip Sync Battle. Yes I am Channing Tatum the guy who got out danced by his own wife on television.

[evanstg-blog]

You’re my hero.

[bloodyknvckls-blog]

A bunch of nothing… that’s a bit oxymoronic.

I deserve you!

[evanstg-blog]

You deserve me? How in the hell?

[justicevctoria-deactivated20160]

You’re crazy and you walk slow, what else is disappointing about ya?

[evanstg-blog]

I might be crazy, but I don’t walk slow. I don’t know what you’re talking about, Victoria, you complain all the time.

[heyemmerson]

You’ll just have to join me on my next vacation. 

[evanstg-blog]

Do I have to wait more two or three years?

[emrberts]

Well, everything minus anal. Are you trying to shape me like your onscreen girlfriend, Mr fiancee? I’d do my best, but lets be real- I’m far too tiny to be a fashion model. People would think they’d let a woodland creature loose on the runway.

[evanstg-blog]

I’m sorry, I forgot to mention you’re never down for anal. Yes, I am, maybe. I get really happy when you call me “Mr fiancee”, it’s cute, I have to get used to it. don’t I? You are a tiny person, maybe you should forget about it and try something else. Something for a dwarf, maybe.

[evanstg-blog]

Text || Evan

Chace: It kinda is, but there's also the possibility of me getting stabbed because I don't know anything about cats or freezers or cats in freezers. Right, I got your back, dude, anything you need. Just make sure I don't get stabbed.

Evan: I will make sure you don't get stabbed only because I also don't want anyone trying to kill me here. I know zero stuff about cats in freezers. I wish I could help you.

[evanstg-blog]

Text || Future Mr. Roberts

Anna: She probs won't, and I'm going to outlive us all, so I'll be here the longest. Yeah, well, still, the threat remains.

Anna: I don't cry at weddings, I just stand there stoically and wonder why anyone would willingly throw away their freedom.

Anna: But Emma wants to, with you, so I'm going to be supportive of you two being domestic and gross.

Evan: I'm trying to think positive here instead of having you wanting to kill me and take care of Emma at the same time.

Evan: That would make sense, I'm thinking the same thing now, don't make me change my mind.

Evan: Thank you very much, this is why you're such a great friend to her. You have to be there for her, and me, basically.