ordinary guy.

My name is Tobias Wyatt Evans and I am twenty-seven years old. I am originally from Tennessee but now live in Los Angeles pursuing my career and dreams. This is all fairly new to me, so in attempt to prevent myself from divulging more information than is required and/or desired, I shall stop here. If you would like to inquire more, please ask.

[evanstobias]

cj-rose‌:

Oh no.. Oh no. I’m so sorry for your ears right now.

Thank you. I can finally hear straight now. 

[evanstobias]

gracelynn-evans‌:

I didn’t even know people took them seriously. Was it really that bad?

More so than you can imagine. Oh, yes. A lot of drinking and a lot obscenities 

[evanstobias]

TEXTS 📲 CHLOBIAS

CECE: I can totally imagine that. Maybe I'll stay away a little longer.

CECE: Really? Why?

CECE: You're cute. Good thing I think you're special, hm?

TOBIAS: There's always some good with the bad, though, and it's good to be educated on what's going on.

TOBIAS: Seems painful and I'm not sure there's anything I'd want on my body forever.

TOBIAS: Thank you. Really? As in I will be have the opportunity to sample the song one day??

[evanstobias]

lennonberry·:

Thank Odin I’m not in the food industry. But props to you for trying new things and stuff, mate.

Color me confused. What does the food industry have to do with anything?

[evanstobias]

lennonberry·:

But… rap?

Rap, yes. Sometimes you have to try new things to improve on what you know.

[evanstobias]

fabliv·:

So your typical rap song themes? Is it safe to assume you’re not a big rap fan?

I suppose, yes. Well, I wouldn’t say I’m not a big rap fan, exactly. I just would prefer the rap that puts women in a different light. 

[evanstobias]

sebastianadrien·:

Fair enough, I guess. I should probably get me one of those, though. An entourage. 

You want one? I, personally, don’t understand them. Are they groups of friends who follow you around and drink with you? 

[evanstobias]

sebastianadrien·:

Isn’t that kind of like, their job, though?

I cannot say. I’m not in an entourage or know what the qualifications to be in one would be.

[evanstobias]

johnbaptiste·:

I feel strangely relieved for you. That guy sincerely worries me almost as much as he awes me; how he still has a career is beyond me…. except not really. It’s Hollywood.

I try not to think much of others and their paths, but that style isn’t exactly something I understand. The things that are said in his songs are unrepeatable! Like you said it’s Hollywood and apparently he caught Nicki Minaj’s eye. Then again, I don’t understand her music very much either. 

[evanstobias]

fabliv·:

Drinking at 7:30 am? I used to do that. Not my brightest idea, honestly. What were the songs about?

Drinking among other things, yes. Oh? I don’t think I could ever drink that early. My whole day would be over. Um, well, not exactly things I speak of or even feel comfortable repeating but mainly drugs, money and women. 

[evanstobias]

sebastianadrien·:

How are they going to know that they suck unless you tell them, though? People need feedback.

I don’t think it’s my place to put down someones choice of words because it wasn’t exactly my forte. The artist’s entourage seemed to enjoy it.

[evanstobias]

fabliv·:

What happened?

Nothing exactly bad. The subject matter of the songs was out of my element along with drinking at 7:30 am. 

[evanstobias]

lennonberry·:

That sounds awful. Why would you ever do that to yourself?

My boss recommended me to attend the session as a way to step out of my comfort zone.

[evanstobias]

johnbaptiste·:

That does sound….. not good. Isn’t that, like, the genre that 6ix9ine guy got started with?

The time I enjoyed the most was leaving the studio. And, correct. I also believe most artists who come out with “Lil’” in front of their name are coming off the Soundcloud platform.

[evanstobias]

I have always been very patient but it takes an extreme amount to sit in with a Soundcloud rapper. I would never criticize other’s creativity process, but I think I will be staying away from certain types of musical acts going forward. 

[freaksgifs]

[evanstobias]

TEXTS 📲 CHLOBIAS

CECE: I always think I should start reading the paper, it just seems like one of those "I'm an adult now, this is how to be an adult" things to do. But then I forget. Read about anything cool?

CECE: Right? I'm happy that I can do it all, too. Have you ever wanted a tattoo?

CECE: Only the most special people get to hear my creations, Tobias.

TOBIAS: Honestly, no. It's all quite disheartening the things that are in the paper these days

TOBIAS: No, the thought frightens me.

TOBIAS: Oh. I understand that.