evas.em.morf.lleh

Experimental musician from Framingham, Massachusetts. Don't actually listen to my music, it's shit

[spelons]

[zendayacs-deactivated20190731]

"Not all men"

You’re right Peter Parker wouldn’t do this

[mjwatson]

on an unrelated note i don’t think that guy spider-man would, either.

[marvel-lous-things]

[scots-dragon]

Spider-Man definitely would, he’s a menace!

[evasemmorflleh]

Hey I did a live set at Gloom Garden earlier this month and my friend Dylan filmed a clip. Check it out, I guess

[lobodascolinas-deactivated20150]

[ninoport]

WOW

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

[eveltal-deactivated20151217]

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

[nosdrinker]

HE REALLY DID IT

[tuesdaey]

holy

FUCKING SHIT

[rilgon]

so wait

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

jfc

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[ivare-enim-euge]

I remember when I was 9 years old neopets taught me what cum meant. Not what an orgasm is, but what the word cum meant. I was postin on the neoboards, doing my 9 year old thing, and all of a sudden I was kicked off the forum and blocked????? I was like what the fuck I’m 9 I just want to talk about my jubjub?? (his name was JubInATub how clever is that I know). So I investigated and it said I had been soft banned for using inappropriate language, and it had the word like censored and I had to click on it to see what it said, so I do and I see the word CUM written in bold red letters, plain as the morning sun, strung up and exposed to the brisk wind like freshly laundered linens, and was understandably offended like??? Cum on guys this has to be a mistake I was just asking what was the best time to cum to the ice caves and try to sneak some free shit from that ice snake bitch, that thing was ALWAYS awake. So my bitty 9 y/o brain was like what the hell neopets, maybe they just don’t understand Internet Lingo like obviously I was using a Hip and Cool instant message shorthand to save my precious 9 y/o time (a girls got shit to do like damn). So I was like let’s lay this to rest, I’m gonna google search this shit, screen shot the definition and send it in an email to the CEO Mr. Neopet himself, lay down some knowledge on these fogies. So my sweet little innocent fingers pull up Google dot com and type in the letters C-U-M expecting validation and let me tell you friends, what I found shocked my innocent child psyche to the core. The root of who I was got ripped to shreds, obliterated by the wood chipper that is this cruel and disgusting world we live in. That day changed me, it was a crossroads of my life and I was thrust down a path that I have yet to return from.

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

Preserve this in a museum

[sesh]

[jakemorph]

[thebsdboys]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[cascadiarch]

[vulpyx]

i sometimes wonder…..do pokemon trainers ever experience ‘evolution regret’ on the odd occasion?? like there are some serious size differences in some lines loool

[digitised-celluloid]

Kedi. Dir. Ceyda Torun. 2016.

[bigxanniee]

I would die for this cat

[methyltheobromine-addict-deacti]

[magical-girl]

this is me

[deep-blue-supernova-blog]

anime can be saved now

[arielenhasarrived-deactivated20]

anime’s redemption story

[anarchist-revolution]

[nickoo2-deactivated20230402]

Aerial shot of the Tama Swingstar setup I’m using for The Sound of Music pit.

Love the simplicity!

[poetickrogan]

Mitski “Nobody” Official Lyrics & Meaning | Verified

[sailorbrazil]

[fetus2genius]