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[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[sugary-sheep]

we need to put every animal in a big pot and boil them

[sugary-sheep]

well if tumblr user homophobia thinks I shouldn't do it!!

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[1111111111111111111111a-deactiv]

[brucebocchi]

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[disaster-magnet]

Theres currently some crows nesting on the building opposite us, and they still remember that we used to put out bird food years ago (had to stop because of too many neighbour complaints of loud jackdaws in the garden), and have managed to work out that they need a sneaky way to get food without alerting all the other birds.

This has had the consequence of me having to inform my flatmate that if he hears a polite knock at the kitchen window he needs to feed the crows or they WILL start trying to steal our cookbooks.

[disaster-magnet]

I wonder who could have done this. Surely not an innocent lil fella like this one

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[hardwrench]

weed before boner epic stoner

[iamoutofideas]

beer before weed thespider gets you

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[drwiltz-official]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[ml-futch]

Everyone at the park is homosexual and/or transgender...yuuuuuup even the dogs

[true-elder-scrolls-lore]

Even after 9 years this game’s beauty still takes my breath away

[gameraboy2]

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

[kieradoe]