I assure you, we're open!

You can call me Evelynn or somethin she/they Virgo sun/Aquarius moon. Cleve, OH.

[sweetsicks]

Bro where are you from

In there

[pointnclick]

Dude I love your blog. I'm a big fan of the cries for help

[filmnoirsbian]

When I was younger I used to climb this tree in my front yard and hang out in it all the time. I especially liked reading books in the branches. Well I got really into fantasy novels and first found out about tree nymphs and started worrying there was a tree nymph in my tree because if I was climbing Inside of a tree nymphs branches that'd like so intimate 😳 I definitely imagined it has a very handsome aloof boy nymph. I have vague memories of telling the tree I hope it didn't mind me climbing in it and that *I* loved it so I hoped it loved me. So I had a crush on a tree for a little bit before moving on to vampire romance novels.

I’m obsessed with you

[sandmandaddy69]

[zilodak]

🖤👙

[shiftythrifting]

This little lad has witnessed the horrors

[dunkinmycloud]

[officialfist]

[weevildead]

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

[guooey]

I don’t think I could come up with a greater fitting description for this cat if I really tried

[marquisedemasque]

I couldn’t resist. I had to

[techno-toister]

just yes

[genderkoolaid]

also people act like drag queens are incapable of changing how they act for kids. like do you really think things like storytime with drag queens has like, sex jokes and dildos? do you think drag artists are unable to treat children appropriately while in drag? like drag doesn't always need to be safe for kids obviously but just because a drag artist does a sexual show for adults doesn't mean that artist can't also be kid-friendly during times they are around kids. drag artists are not some scary boogeyman that's gonna traumatize your children by their sheer Aura of Queerness

[robot-voice]

Honestly when you think about it this extends to everyone in childcare.

Do you assume that every single teacher, daycare worker, babysitter, etc. is a perfectly pure, cartoonishly kid-friendly person all of the time? No. They’re adult human beings who cuss and drink and have sex like everyone else. But they know how to act around children, even if they act differently around their friends and partners and other situations that don’t involve children. Nobody acts just one way all the time in any scenario, including drag queens. 

[plumslices]

“Saying i love you every minute lessens the meaning” um to YOU….freak.

[silvadraconis]

[eve-peach]

Im so depressed i dont know what to do

[eve-peach]

PENTACAM - Apps on Google Play

life is better in fives

Hey guys my friends app is pretty dope! Its close to 3,000 users and I want to share it with more people! It has become my fave by far, I have over 500 posts.

[bonerpill-deactivated20230602]

[beardedmrbean]

[butchsunbeam-deactivated2022120]

dishwashing affirmations

the dishes are more scared of you than you are scared of them.

if you put on a little song you can have a dish washing party.

washing dishes is a great way to make new friends (e.g. frying pans, cups, etc.).

despite any misinformation you may see online, a fork has never bitten anyone. they are gentle, even-tempered creatures that often just want to nap.

[teathattast]