bird names three syllables

[eve-will-grieve]

eat my asphalt cindy

[porterdavis]

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[xarialore]

ferrari basically re-signed charles for a 100 million euro contract with a yearly salary that increases with a base of 40 million euros and it's long life as long as he pleases with the activation quite literally in his hands

no team has allowed a driver to have more leeway like this (except maybe verstappen) and you think he's the victim in this scenario lmfao

[caprifiles]

as a max fan you just have to make peace with the fact that he will never be given grace the same way other drivers get it all. the. time. and just live with it

[caprifiles]

yeah, fernando alonso just banned the dazn journalist from his garage, oscar piastri can drive right into alex albon's williams and geogre russell can throw head restraint on track and we're still discussing *checking the notes* max verstappen.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s so annoying when I say I have an irrational fear or a phobia and people try to logic me out of it. I just told you that it’s irrational.

[eve-will-grieve]

genuinely my only hobby is asking italians if they’ve eaten pizza with pineapple on it

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m at a point in my Spanish understanding where I can watch native content with subtitles but the problem is that nobody on planet earth has any respect for the art of making good subtitles no matter what language it is

[stillnaomi]

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

[redstonedust]

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

[hotvampireadjacent]

I love r no stupid questions…. What do you mean you were scared

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[bimyheel]

This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

[byjove]

tbh I do not think they would have let those cruise ship passengers disembark if they weren’t primarily rich Europeans and Americans, if this wasn’t the $20k cruise crowd then I’m pretty sure they would be forced to quarantine on the ship like other infectious disease outbreaks on ships. just my opinion though.

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I’m gonna think about killing myself

[happybunnykat]