strawbs

hockey | f1 | tennis i don’t ever shut up about anything

[etheltempest]

can’t explain it but i’m pretty sure vegas wouldn’t have made it to the scf if kamala harris were president

[strawberryable]

i feel like, perchance, charles has attachment issues with ferrari. like a toxic partner that keeps-guilt tripping him into staying. hey buddy, it’s okay to leave. it might actually end up being good for you

[strawberryable]

joao fonseca i’ve grown quite maternal towards you

[strawberryable]

alright coco dropping is my final straw. what is wrong with this year’s rg and why is every result tailored to cause me the most mental distress? it’s like there’s a little guy choosing each outcome and laughing to himself bc he knows i’m out there losing my mind and probably crying. i have a totally normal relationship with sports btw

[strawberryable]

this graphic is actual nightmare fuel. like i will wake up in a cold sweat thinking about this

[wannabehockeygf]

Please bro

[strawberryable]

it is with great disappointment that i report this year’s stanley cup final will be completely and without-a-doubt unwatchable for me.

it’s not that i hate the canes but i struggle to really root for them, and obviously the vgk organization is horrendous and i don’t even know where to begin dissecting that.

all of this being said! i’ll be hoping that carolina pulls out the w from the sidelines as i will not be tuning in (unless there’s a promise to cause bodily harm to a certain someone, i want to see that in 4k ultra hd). i’m always thankful for a great season of hockey, and i am PRAYING that next year works out better for everybody!!

[strawberryable]

hey um i’m pretty fucking sure that was goaltender interference !! not that i’m an expert but stankoven fully shoved himself into doby

[strawberryable]

his ass needs to pack it up and go home you are NOT slick matthew upchuck

[strawberryable]

😭😭😭

[strawberryable]

“wow, i can’t wait for jannik to complete his career grand slam at roland garros!” i said with joy.

i was then shot 57 times.

[strawberryable]

i beg to differ.

[strawberryable]

“we’re getting our backs blown out by these penalties, so there’s only one explanation… i’m going to beat the fuck out of the other team and get more penalties!! that will certainly fix all of our problems!!” said the stupid idiot penalty team with stupid idiots that get penalties on it

[etheltempest]

giving me flashbacks to will smith hockey’s birthday….

[strawberryable]

exactly… i’m horrified. and if somebody could fix this that would be great!!!! 💕

[strawberryable]

hey guys we can NOT have another terrible hockey game birthday situation with darling jd75 like what happened to international sweetheart ws2. spread the word. i don’t know how we’re going to fix this but we have to and we have to FAST

[strawberryable]

doby… doby no 😔 please shake it off we need you rn

[sweetwhimsy]

she's a 10 but she cries anytime someone mentions trading collin graf