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SOLAR POWER
prologue ;; wc 0.8k , nerdjo
A record shop isn’t the worst part time job in the world, really. Your boss is super lenient, and the adjacent café means free drinks all the time.
DON'T PRESS PAUSE! ▶
❚❚ working in a record shop isn't the worst job in the world, especially when you have such good eye candy. the same bespectacled white-haired boy who comes in weekly to stare at you.
but you're taken by surprise when he finally musters up the courage to speak to you, only to ask for... music recs?
oh yeah, your job...
⟶ you unlock satoru's baddie potential
⟶ I miss my wife it hurts so bad. #LivingWithGrief
⟶ contains ;; fem!reader, husband!satoru, fluff, fleeting suggestiveness, not proofreading don't care, slightly mean!reader, wc: 0.6k .
“Your eyelashes are so long, baby,” you mumble, straddled over Satoru’s lap. You gently hold his jaw, keeping his squirmy head still to brush blue mascara on.
⟶ you unlock satoru's baddie potential
⟶ I miss my wife it hurts so bad. #LivingWithGrief
⟶ contains ;; fem!reader, husband!satoru, fluff, fleeting suggestiveness, not proofreading don't care, slightly mean!reader, wc: 0.6k .
“Your eyelashes are so long, baby,” you mumble, straddled over Satoru’s lap. You gently hold his jaw, keeping his squirmy head still to brush blue mascara on.
to the people who write abt incest on here and defend it… i have a question… if someone was to come on here and write fanfiction abt children would you say “it’s just fiction?” would you say “it’s not abt real people so it doesn’t matter?” i would hope NOT. it’s an indication that the writer is weird and likes kids… so what are we supposed to think when you write abt two people that are siblings or parent and child fucking????
like you mfs are genuinely too deep in this smut shit that it’s making y’all think writing this weird shit is normal or cool. it’s not. you’re extremely weird and you should be ashamed.
Re: how to lose a guy in 10 days
If you're familiar with the movie, you may have noticed I'm only doing one pov instead of both! This is because for those who haven't watched it (but u totally shud bc this will spoil it completely lol) I want u to experience the plot twist like YOU r the fmc ;PP
HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS
↳ starring satoru gojo
⟶ PROLOGUE ;; wc 1.7k
NOW SHOWING . . .
HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS
↳ starring satoru gojo.
NOW SHOWING...
seven HOLY GRAIL reruns . . . :
⟶ first time in nerdjo's room doesn't go as planned
⟶ hi lovely new people hehehehe
cw :: sexual content, f!reader, barely proofread, first time writing nerdjo. subby!gojo, mean!reader
He froze when you froze.
⟶ the 4 times teen!satoru tried to break down the walls to your heart, and the 1 time he did.
cw:: fem!reader, not proofread due to lazy xP, reader dgaf, fluff/crack, 2.1k words, i can't write long works, mild blood/injury (nosebleed, broken ankle)
⟶ christmas at the gojos
⟶ DONE WITH 19 MINUTES TO SPARE. merrryyyyy christmas evelings, not proofread because i entered a state in which all i could do was write without looking away and now im too scared to reread it.. if i made any glaring grammar mistakes PLS point them out lol. thank you for this wonderful year, pookies, despite my VERY spotty posting :)
cw :: gn!reader, mostly fluff, non explicit sexual content, everyone is happy! so happy! tsumiki did not die! neither did gojo! yay!
You and Satoru have reached a natural rhythm with Christmas. He wakes up several hours before you, prepares a truly gluttonous breakfast spread, then prepares himself. He likes to strip completely naked, wrap himself in a pretty blue ribbon, and sit pretty on the couch until you rise from your slumber.
dear lord when i get to heaven, please let me bring my men man
⟶ satoru's woman is sad. he fixes it.
⟶ bitches are envious of my posting schedule. you guys would not BELIEVE the evil shift i endured yesterday. i couldn't bring myself to go in today it was actual torment
cw:: fluff fluff fluff, comfort, language, not proofread, never ooc this is actually how god intended satoru, fiancé!satoru, gn!reader, reader is smaller than satoru (by how much is not specified)
From beneath the bed, your eyes remain trained on his socked feet, pacing around the bedroom. Your lip quivers, eyes damp, but you stay stubbornly silent.
⟶ kento packs your lunch
⟶ i shat this out in about 20 minutes. unfortunately those "husband packs my lunch" tiktoks have successfully rage baited me. kento would never pack u dog food
cw:: just fluff i believe, husband!kento (not so much a warning as it is a promise), not proofread, fem!reader
The Missus 💘: i forgot my wallet lmao [11:32AM]
Kento’s phone buzzes from his pocket. It's one of those rare occurrences where he took the day off to catch up on housework, while you went into work like normal.
can i be honest and say i feel like headcanons r drying up 😣
"he likes to manhandle u" "he kisses u rly possessively" "he loves teasing u" like lets get more creative
i headcanon satoru makes dogshit innuendos and cackles when u don't. i headcanon when he hugs u it takes a full ten seconds for him to start squealing and physically shaking u. i headcanon u have woken up on more occasion to see him looking at u in anguish and when u ask whats wrong he tells u "im just trying really hard not to take a bite out of u."